The Official ☆☆☆UK Crew☆☆☆ Thread -Part XVIII Land of Age:17+1's, Dreamers & Skeptics

[govoritna]

They see me riding' they hatin'

Mirin, one day hope to be cycling to work but don't know if I am up for being run over just yet.

[happylifter]

Start with pre drinks/blazing
getting ****ed up
zirenz tells empehs housemate he should start lifting because he's tall, and would make a muscular giraffe
zirenz trys to explain to empehs housemate how trenbolone makes his jaw like archer from the archer cartoon series
harley spends the first 2 hours of the night stoned like a bush baby – keeps his hoody wrapped around his head with his hands on his head like a teapot
harley has a shot of dark rum with halotestin mixed in it
empehs housemate decides its a good idea to put the beers in the oven to defrost them?!
Smoke more joints
eat more brownies
suddenly realise beers are still in the oven
decide its about time to walk into guildford town
empeh and harley follow zirenz and empehs housemate listening to zirenz continuing to explain why empehs housemate should lift to become a muscular giraffe (hes taller than dhboy u mad, legit 6'3)
get into town, mirin hot female to male ratio
cute blondes errywhere
end up ordering drinks and go to the dance floor
girl comes up to empeh and said she was blind
continued to touch empeh up for a few minutes before saying im not blind I just wanted the excuse
end up dancing around with some more girls on the dance floor
go to get more drinks
zirenz starts chatting up a brunette girl
empeh wingmans her blonde mate
zirenz continues talking to her, empy and harley are excite
empy says “he better not **** this up”
empehs housemate walks infront of zirenz and starts chatting up brunette instead
zirenz looks sad panda and deploys the famous “how tall are your heels?” chat up line
empehs housemate goes to empeh “oh **** is zirenz alright, didnt mean to do that lolz”
empeh ends up going back to the dancefloor with brunette girls blonde friend
another girl walks pasts empy and goes “oh. My. God.... wow” feels good 2 be back on trenbolone eh?
Empy takes a break from having his paws on blonde girls ass – saying buy her drinks if she can make harley dance
blonde girl starts grinding up against harley
miley cyrus had nothing on this level of twerking
harley stood there like a statue, saying no care, no dance
blonde girl comes back to empy, says “he enjoyed it, I know a boner when I feel one ”
brunette girl is all over empys housemate
zirenz still sadpanda
they say there going over to another club
we bounce with them
zirenz goes more sad panda over £8 entry fee
get into the club, appoint by house playlist
brunnete girl texts empys housemate saying hes gay LOL
we peak like **** to house for a few hours
go out to the smoking area
end up rolling some smokes outside
sitting next to some czech girl and a black girl
black girl shouts at empys housemate to kiss the lonely shy czech girl
they make out for a bit
empy starts to get nail marks on delts from black girl getting frisky
black girl repeatedly tells she'd **** empys brains out if she wasnt married
continues to call harley a hobbit
continues to call harley a blue eyed northern monkey
black girl sees a group of hot girls with manlets
says why the **** arnt you guys banging those girls, theyre only manlets
continues to shout hobbits at them
continues to say small men make her itch
continues to say she wants to bang empeh
continues to say empehs housemate is dumb because hes tall
“tall people are dumb everyone knows that right, just like black people love friend chicken YA HEAARR ME”
empy says zirenz just broke up to black girl
black girl says to czech girl to get with zirenz
czech girl just looks shy
empys housemate pushes zirenz over to czech girl
zirenz starts dancing with czech girl
black girl starts getting irate because zirenz hasnt banged her mate yet
empeh gets czech girls number off black girls phone
black girl shows empeh nudes on her phone
black girl phones husband to drive over and giver her weed so she can go back to empehs and get high with him?!

empeh sees red flags everywhere
zirenz takes czech girl inside and starts dancing
empy runs into ex gf in club from a few years ago, awkward hi commences
kinda smug because shes gained weight
black girl wingwomens empeh another cute brunette bird
cute girl says empy isnt her type because hes not “cuddly”
tren has backfired, why no dbol cheeks
club closes
start to walk home
empy whines about not being cuddly enough
empys housemate whines about being called dumb and gay
zirenz whines about not getting dat dere czech pussay
harleys strutting home because he got a boner over a blonde girl grinding on her
commence to eat some food and sleep



plus i have a jawline, clearly seperated 15" arms and a full set of abs (ty empeh)

[DukaTheDude]

Weak arms, decent everything else Duka. I know these feels srs. Inb4 you have sht calves and are my white, incoherent physique buddy

Hmm compared to everything else yeah they are slightly under developed. But time is on my side to make said adjustments. Just keep training brah itll come!!

Definitely the 5th guy

And likely the 3rd however cant see enough of last guy, amiririte?

i go with 3rd and 5th from the left as well

and of course first left, but only caused anabolism of the ears.

yeah 3rd & 5th from left

Fuarking genius kunts!!

What's the pay like?

Good enough brah, plus walking around shirtless, women wanting to take pics with you, licking your abs and body and all sorts its fun/10

Welcome to the weak arms crew son. You would look sickening with thicker bis and tris bruv.

That's the dream brah!!

Bring arms up and you will be 10/10. You have a really sweet innocent cute sexy pure angelic kissable boy next door face too. Really smooth and touchable. Hope the pubic area is just as soft.

Homo or no homo this had me in tears

[DukaTheDude]

chest and abs are good. but you have no back or arms.



and rainer, he does!

We shall see at the next misc meet!!! Muahahah....

[michael_xyz]

@Dhboy: Take a guess?

[olibeast]

so hooley isnt natty anymore?



another fallen warrior.

[DukaTheDude]

Start with pre drinks/blazing
getting ****ed up
zirenz tells empehs housemate he should start lifting because he's tall, and would make a muscular giraffe
zirenz trys to explain to empehs housemate how trenbolone makes his jaw like archer from the archer cartoon series
harley spends the first 2 hours of the night stoned like a bush baby – keeps his hoody wrapped around his head with his hands on his head like a teapot
harley has a shot of dark rum with halotestin mixed in it
empehs housemate decides its a good idea to put the beers in the oven to defrost them?!
Smoke more joints
eat more brownies
suddenly realise beers are still in the oven
decide its about time to walk into guildford town
empeh and harley follow zirenz and empehs housemate listening to zirenz continuing to explain why empehs housemate should lift to become a muscular giraffe (hes taller than dhboy u mad, legit 6'3)
get into town, mirin hot female to male ratio
cute blondes errywhere
end up ordering drinks and go to the dance floor
girl comes up to empeh and said she was blind
continued to touch empeh up for a few minutes before saying im not blind I just wanted the excuse
end up dancing around with some more girls on the dance floor
go to get more drinks
zirenz starts chatting up a brunette girl
empeh wingmans her blonde mate
zirenz continues talking to her, empy and harley are excite
empy says “he better not **** this up”
empehs housemate walks infront of zirenz and starts chatting up brunette instead
zirenz looks sad panda and deploys the famous “how tall are your heels?” chat up line
empehs housemate goes to empeh “oh **** is zirenz alright, didnt mean to do that lolz”
empeh ends up going back to the dancefloor with brunette girls blonde friend
another girl walks pasts empy and goes “oh. My. God.... wow” feels good 2 be back on trenbolone eh?
Empy takes a break from having his paws on blonde girls ass – saying buy her drinks if she can make harley dance
blonde girl starts grinding up against harley
miley cyrus had nothing on this level of twerking
harley stood there like a statue, saying no care, no dance
blonde girl comes back to empy, says “he enjoyed it, I know a boner when I feel one ”
brunette girl is all over empys housemate
zirenz still sadpanda
they say there going over to another club
we bounce with them
zirenz goes more sad panda over £8 entry fee
get into the club, appoint by house playlist
brunnete girl texts empys housemate saying hes gay LOL
we peak like **** to house for a few hours
go out to the smoking area
end up rolling some smokes outside
sitting next to some czech girl and a black girl
black girl shouts at empys housemate to kiss the lonely shy czech girl
they make out for a bit
empy starts to get nail marks on delts from black girl getting frisky
black girl repeatedly tells she'd **** empys brains out if she wasnt married
continues to call harley a hobbit
continues to call harley a blue eyed northern monkey
black girl sees a group of hot girls with manlets
says why the **** arnt you guys banging those girls, theyre only manlets
continues to shout hobbits at them
continues to say small men make her itch
continues to say she wants to bang empeh
continues to say empehs housemate is dumb because hes tall
“tall people are dumb everyone knows that right, just like black people love friend chicken YA HEAARR ME”
empy says zirenz just broke up to black girl
black girl says to czech girl to get with zirenz
czech girl just looks shy
empys housemate pushes zirenz over to czech girl
zirenz starts dancing with czech girl
black girl starts getting irate because zirenz hasnt banged her mate yet
empeh gets czech girls number off black girls phone
black girl shows empeh nudes on her phone
black girl phones husband to drive over and giver her weed so she can go back to empehs and get high with him?!

empeh sees red flags everywhere
zirenz takes czech girl inside and starts dancing
empy runs into ex gf in club from a few years ago, awkward hi commences
kinda smug because shes gained weight
black girl wingwomens empeh another cute brunette bird
cute girl says empy isnt her type because hes not “cuddly”
tren has backfired, why no dbol cheeks
club closes
start to walk home
empy whines about not being cuddly enough
empys housemate whines about being called dumb and gay
zirenz whines about not getting dat dere czech pussay
harleys strutting home because he got a boner over a blonde girl grinding on her
commence to eat some food and sleep



plus i have a jawline, clearly seperated 15" arms and a full set of abs (ty empeh)

LOLOL sounds like a good night haha. But the broseph on the right has to learn to shave srs.... Dat der bush Jheeeez!!!!

[govoritna]

what the **** did I just read

[Notsogifted]

Start with pre drinks/blazing
getting ****ed up

cliffs:


Sloots left right and center but nobody smashed and everyone goes home thinking "I could have"

[ridingabicycle]

so hooley isnt natty anymore?

halotest of peace

[Dhboy]

longest cliffs ever

You went out in Guildford? Legit like 30 mins away from me and was doing nothing last night, went there alot when I lived closer.

Did you go to casino?

[GKrZ]

cliffs:


Sloots left right and center but nobody smashed and everyone goes home thinking "I could have"

Sounds like every night out I've ever been on.

[musselsbrah]

just googled some of the disqualified.. LOL do you think they even tested them?

dem armz

[ridingabicycle]

Sounds like every night out I've ever been on.

You doing it wrong cuzz

[dazzahoff]

^feels from last night with all my boys

Though I went to a house party back in Lenton and smashed after that.

The others all went back to mine to cook pasta and ingest Vegas Creatine whilst listening to Dash Berlin sets, so I've been told.

When I got home at about 1pm this afternoon the evidence was conclusive

[sitbh]

Posting some mandatory non hip-hop/rap music in the uk thread.

Band that disbanded in 2008 that I used to listen to all the time back at college, music genre is metalcore/mathcore.









What drug test? We would enter musclemania, the most nattiest FED around where everyone is natty bro.

olawd i remember sikth. brb listening to their catalogue now.

[musselsbrah]

plus i have a jawline, clearly seperated 15" arms and a full set of abs (ty empeh)

amazing, srs. lol'd at boner but sad at manlet hate



dat herculez

[GKrZ]

Dat feel when you've been having so much sex recently that you've used your substantial stash of free condoms and now have to spend money on them.


Feels bad guys. Anyone else know this terrible feel? They're really expensive.

[FS2]

Dat feel when you've been having so much sex recently that you've used your substantial stash of free condoms and now have to spend money on them.


Feels bad guys. Anyone else know this terrible feel? They're really expensive.

You can walk into the clinic and ask for free condoms, I've done it.

[daisybee81]

Nope.
Sex clinic = free condoms.
Milfs = always packing rubbers.

Life's good.

Thought the milf was a step too crazy for you.

Still rough sambuca and I do not mix well

[dazzahoff]

Dat feel when you've been having so much sex recently that you've used your substantial stash of free condoms and now have to spend money on them.


Feels bad guys. Anyone else know this terrible feel? They're really expensive.

Did you see my ******** status about this yesterday? That's the first time I've had to buy condoms in years. I imagine the walk in centres in Nottingham will give them to you for free, though

[Ronceiro]

Down to 80kg, feelsgoodmen



Cutting is easy. Yeah I fukking said it.

You can walk into the clinic and ask for free condoms, I've done it.

Or you could rub cum on yourself

[Striver]

Do I even misc?

Yes I do.

Brahs know of any decent places for suit jackets? I need a 50" chest that doesn't give me enough space around my waist to smuggle 15 2 year old girls out of a holiday resort in Portugal.

[AWG]

Down to 80kg, feelsgoodmen



Cutting is easy. Yeah I fukking said it.

LOL, no it's not

[govoritna]

Literally talking to 26 different chicks on tinder, brain can NOT seperate them anymore.
- Brb need to read previous convo to remember who it was.
- Brb I keep mixing **** up, they think I have a crap memory.
- Brb got called out for using misc pick up line:
'Hey - Tinder says we'd make beautiful kids, but I think we should do dinner/drinks before we start working on the future next top models?' But bish still wants the D.

Brahs I'm quite ugly, if I can do it you kunts can too.

BMK approved.

Words vs Actions

[musselsbrah]

Cutting is easy. Yeah I fukking said it.
f

Lol after the first couple lbs yeah...then you stall and get depressed then kill yoself.

[Parsons7]

Verbal tests making me really question my understanding of anything I read.

But seriously, such annoying questions. 99% are either "true/false" or "cannot say" and it can get quite tough figuring out which it is because the questions are so annoyingly worded.

strong comprihension

They see me riding' they hatin'

need to change your name to ridingabicycleX2

Start with pre drinks/blazing
getting ****ed up7196_919565097_n.jpg[/img]

plus i have a jawline, clearly seperated 15" arms and a full set of abs (ty empeh)

lol y u no mad when on halo

We shall see at the next misc meet!!! Muahahah....

in

[dazzahoff]

Literally talking to 26 different chicks on tinder, brain can NOT seperate them anymore.
- Brb need to read previous convo to remember who it was.
- Brb I keep mixing **** up, they think I have a crap memory.
- Brb got called out for using misc pick up line:
'Hey - Tinder says we'd make beautiful kids, but I think we should do dinner/drinks before we start working on the future next top models?' But bish still wants the D.

Brahs I'm quite ugly, if I can do it you kunts can too.

BMK approved.

If you can do what? Talk to girls on a phone app?

Congrats

FTR, I only ever have about 3 or 4 active Tinder conversations at once. And they're all girls that are close by to me (my radius is set to 2 miles LOL) and I'm likely to meet - I don't see the point in having 20+ conversations with any chick which I don't have the time or inclination to keep up with.

But then again, I actually go out and meet/date/sleep with the girls I speak to on Tinder. I don't just talk to them and wow them with misc copypastas

Down to 80kg, feelsgoodmen



Cutting is easy when you're morbidly obese. Yeah I fukking said it.

fixed

Words vs Actions

^^

[Ronceiro]

Do I even misc?

Yes I do.

Brahs know of any decent places for suit jackets? I need a 50" chest that doesn't give me enough space around my waist to smuggle 15 2 year old girls out of a holiday resort in Portugal.

You might have to get that $hit tailored...normal clothes aren't made for lifters

LOL, no it's not

Feels easy for me atm

brb cook less
brb don't have to force food down to the point of nearly chundering
brb spend less money on food
brb spend less time eating, more time to fap
brb feel more alert/awake
brb see the weight dropping by a kg/week and lifts remaining the same
brb see top row of abs starting to come through




Also this is coming from someone who doesn't particularly enjoy eating the way some people do

fixed

Cutting will still feel easy as I get down to the lower bf% range. Yeah I fukking said it

Lol after the first couple lbs yeah...then you stall and get depressed then kill yoself.

Lost about 12lbs so far so it isn't exactly the "first couple lbs"...pessimists gon' pessimist

[Parsons7]

striver, meagz legit is selling tailored suits


100% srs