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10-27-2013, 07:21 AM #6451
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10-27-2013, 07:33 AM #6452
- Join Date: Mar 2011
- Location: Birmingham, birmingham, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 30
- Posts: 11,497
- Rep Power: 30289
Start with pre drinks/blazing
getting ****ed up
zirenz tells empehs housemate he should start lifting because he's tall, and would make a muscular giraffe
zirenz trys to explain to empehs housemate how trenbolone makes his jaw like archer from the archer cartoon series
harley spends the first 2 hours of the night stoned like a bush baby – keeps his hoody wrapped around his head with his hands on his head like a teapot
harley has a shot of dark rum with halotestin mixed in it
empehs housemate decides its a good idea to put the beers in the oven to defrost them?!
Smoke more joints
eat more brownies
suddenly realise beers are still in the oven
decide its about time to walk into guildford town
empeh and harley follow zirenz and empehs housemate listening to zirenz continuing to explain why empehs housemate should lift to become a muscular giraffe (hes taller than dhboy u mad, legit 6'3)
get into town, mirin hot female to male ratio
cute blondes errywhere
end up ordering drinks and go to the dance floor
girl comes up to empeh and said she was blind
continued to touch empeh up for a few minutes before saying im not blind I just wanted the excuse
end up dancing around with some more girls on the dance floor
go to get more drinks
zirenz starts chatting up a brunette girl
empeh wingmans her blonde mate
zirenz continues talking to her, empy and harley are excite
empy says “he better not **** this up”
empehs housemate walks infront of zirenz and starts chatting up brunette instead
zirenz looks sad panda and deploys the famous “how tall are your heels?” chat up line
empehs housemate goes to empeh “oh **** is zirenz alright, didnt mean to do that lolz”
empeh ends up going back to the dancefloor with brunette girls blonde friend
another girl walks pasts empy and goes “oh. My. God.... wow” feels good 2 be back on trenbolone eh?
Empy takes a break from having his paws on blonde girls ass – saying buy her drinks if she can make harley dance
blonde girl starts grinding up against harley
miley cyrus had nothing on this level of twerking
harley stood there like a statue, saying no care, no dance
blonde girl comes back to empy, says “he enjoyed it, I know a boner when I feel one ”
brunette girl is all over empys housemate
zirenz still sadpanda
they say there going over to another club
we bounce with them
zirenz goes more sad panda over £8 entry fee
get into the club, appoint by house playlist
brunnete girl texts empys housemate saying hes gay LOL
we peak like **** to house for a few hours
go out to the smoking area
end up rolling some smokes outside
sitting next to some czech girl and a black girl
black girl shouts at empys housemate to kiss the lonely shy czech girl
they make out for a bit
empy starts to get nail marks on delts from black girl getting frisky
black girl repeatedly tells she'd **** empys brains out if she wasnt married
continues to call harley a hobbit
continues to call harley a blue eyed northern monkey
black girl sees a group of hot girls with manlets
says why the **** arnt you guys banging those girls, theyre only manlets
continues to shout hobbits at them
continues to say small men make her itch
continues to say she wants to bang empeh
continues to say empehs housemate is dumb because hes tall
“tall people are dumb everyone knows that right, just like black people love friend chicken YA HEAARR ME”
empy says zirenz just broke up to black girl
black girl says to czech girl to get with zirenz
czech girl just looks shy
empys housemate pushes zirenz over to czech girl
zirenz starts dancing with czech girl
black girl starts getting irate because zirenz hasnt banged her mate yet
empeh gets czech girls number off black girls phone
black girl shows empeh nudes on her phone
black girl phones husband to drive over and giver her weed so she can go back to empehs and get high with him?!
empeh sees red flags everywhere
zirenz takes czech girl inside and starts dancing
empy runs into ex gf in club from a few years ago, awkward hi commences
kinda smug because shes gained weight
black girl wingwomens empeh another cute brunette bird
cute girl says empy isnt her type because hes not “cuddly”
tren has backfired, why no dbol cheeks
club closes
start to walk home
empy whines about not being cuddly enough
empys housemate whines about being called dumb and gay
zirenz whines about not getting dat dere czech pussay
harleys strutting home because he got a boner over a blonde girl grinding on her
commence to eat some food and sleep
plus i have a jawline, clearly seperated 15" arms and a full set of abs (ty empeh)is this the most ****gy miscer ?
http://i.imgur.com/ao07d.png
"IIFYM is not simply a matter of eating foods that meet your macro criteria"-Frizzel
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10-27-2013, 07:35 AM #6453
Hmm compared to everything else yeah they are slightly under developed. But time is on my side to make said adjustments. Just keep training brah itll come!!
Fuarking genius kunts!!
Good enough brah, plus walking around shirtless, women wanting to take pics with you, licking your abs and body and all sorts its fun/10
That's the dream brah!!
Homo or no homo this had me in tears
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10-27-2013, 07:38 AM #6454
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10-27-2013, 07:39 AM #6455
@Dhboy: Take a guess?
202.5/135/245. Log: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165241801.
"...And let me tell you, it is important to have fun in life, of course. But when you're out there partying, horsing around, someone out there at the same time is working hard. Someone is getting smarter and someone is winning. Just remember that." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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10-27-2013, 07:39 AM #6456
- Join Date: Mar 2008
- Location: State / Province, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Posts: 11,593
- Rep Power: 15425
so hooley isnt natty anymore?
another fallen warrior.***70's Diet Crew***
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10-27-2013, 07:39 AM #6457
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10-27-2013, 07:40 AM #6458
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10-27-2013, 07:45 AM #6459
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10-27-2013, 07:46 AM #6460
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10-27-2013, 07:47 AM #6461
- Join Date: Sep 2006
- Location: Surrey, Walton on thames, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 32
- Posts: 14,393
- Rep Power: 13299
Current Lifts - B 140kg x 5| S 185kg x 3 | D 200kg x 6 | Front S 130kg x 5 |
☆☆☆ υк ¢яєω ☆☆☆
☆☆☆ MISC INK CREW ☆☆☆
☆☆☆ Occasional competitor crew ☆☆☆
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10-27-2013, 07:54 AM #6462
- Join Date: Oct 2011
- Location: London, State / Province, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 29
- Posts: 4,199
- Rep Power: 1952
***70's Diet Crew***
☆☆☆υк ¢яєω☆☆☆
Personal Bests (Current lifts due to injury) - Goals for 01/05
Bench: 117.5 (100x3) - 120
Squat: 130 (115x4) - 140
Deadlift: 180 (150x3) - 185
Military Press: 75 (65x3) - 80
Fat, powerlifter mode engaged due to relationship. Jakes on her cos she likes chicken legs and abs.
The day you started lifting is the day you became forever small, because you will never be as big as you want to be.
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10-27-2013, 07:57 AM #6463
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10-27-2013, 08:11 AM #6464
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10-27-2013, 08:19 AM #6465
- Join Date: Dec 2010
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 34
- Posts: 4,212
- Rep Power: 3786
^feels from last night with all my boys
Though I went to a house party back in Lenton and smashed after that.
The others all went back to mine to cook pasta and ingest Vegas Creatine whilst listening to Dash Berlin sets, so I've been told.
When I got home at about 1pm this afternoon the evidence was conclusive***Talk s**t get hit crew***
http://www.********.com/DarrenHoffFitness
TWITTER - https://twitter.com/#!/dazhoff
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10-27-2013, 08:19 AM #6466
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10-27-2013, 08:31 AM #6467
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10-27-2013, 09:33 AM #6468
- Join Date: Oct 2011
- Location: London, State / Province, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 29
- Posts: 4,199
- Rep Power: 1952
Dat feel when you've been having so much sex recently that you've used your substantial stash of free condoms and now have to spend money on them.
Feels bad guys. Anyone else know this terrible feel? They're really expensive.***70's Diet Crew***
☆☆☆υк ¢яєω☆☆☆
Personal Bests (Current lifts due to injury) - Goals for 01/05
Bench: 117.5 (100x3) - 120
Squat: 130 (115x4) - 140
Deadlift: 180 (150x3) - 185
Military Press: 75 (65x3) - 80
Fat, powerlifter mode engaged due to relationship. Jakes on her cos she likes chicken legs and abs.
The day you started lifting is the day you became forever small, because you will never be as big as you want to be.
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10-27-2013, 09:38 AM #6469
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10-27-2013, 09:38 AM #6470
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10-27-2013, 09:40 AM #6471
- Join Date: Dec 2010
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 34
- Posts: 4,212
- Rep Power: 3786
***Talk s**t get hit crew***
http://www.********.com/DarrenHoffFitness
TWITTER - https://twitter.com/#!/dazhoff
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10-27-2013, 09:49 AM #6472
- Join Date: Dec 2011
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Posts: 9,760
- Rep Power: 67199
*mid-20s and find the misc generally boring/immature now crew*
*natty because too scared crew*
*300 Spartan Crew*
*UK Crew*
*gh15 crew (the original gh15 not the fake one)*
http://i.imgur.com/4x0LSXR.jpg
Crazy dreams on ZMA: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165238401
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10-27-2013, 09:52 AM #6473
Do I even misc?
Yes I do.
Brahs know of any decent places for suit jackets? I need a 50" chest that doesn't give me enough space around my waist to smuggle 15 2 year old girls out of a holiday resort in Portugal.
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10-27-2013, 09:53 AM #6474
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10-27-2013, 09:58 AM #6475
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10-27-2013, 09:59 AM #6476
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10-27-2013, 10:01 AM #6477
- Join Date: Aug 2011
- Location: Hertfordshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 29
- Posts: 6,970
- Rep Power: 4274
☆☆☆ Official υк ¢яєω age:17(+1) ☆☆☆
Is this the worst physique in the UK crew?
http://i.imgur.com/4TSTJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EXH3r.jpg
☆Went out with miscers and failed them.☆
☆Sean Out The Friend Zone☆
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10-27-2013, 10:02 AM #6478
- Join Date: Dec 2010
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 34
- Posts: 4,212
- Rep Power: 3786
If you can do what? Talk to girls on a phone app?
Congrats
FTR, I only ever have about 3 or 4 active Tinder conversations at once. And they're all girls that are close by to me (my radius is set to 2 miles LOL) and I'm likely to meet - I don't see the point in having 20+ conversations with any chick which I don't have the time or inclination to keep up with.
But then again, I actually go out and meet/date/sleep with the girls I speak to on Tinder. I don't just talk to them and wow them with misc copypastas
fixed
^^***Talk s**t get hit crew***
http://www.********.com/DarrenHoffFitness
TWITTER - https://twitter.com/#!/dazhoff
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10-27-2013, 10:03 AM #6479
- Join Date: Dec 2011
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Posts: 9,760
- Rep Power: 67199
You might have to get that $hit tailored...normal clothes aren't made for lifters
Feels easy for me atm
brb cook less
brb don't have to force food down to the point of nearly chundering
brb spend less money on food
brb spend less time eating, more time to fap
brb feel more alert/awake
brb see the weight dropping by a kg/week and lifts remaining the same
brb see top row of abs starting to come through
Also this is coming from someone who doesn't particularly enjoy eating the way some people do
Cutting will still feel easy as I get down to the lower bf% range. Yeah I fukking said it
Lost about 12lbs so far so it isn't exactly the "first couple lbs"...pessimists gon' pessimist*mid-20s and find the misc generally boring/immature now crew*
*natty because too scared crew*
*300 Spartan Crew*
*UK Crew*
*gh15 crew (the original gh15 not the fake one)*
http://i.imgur.com/4x0LSXR.jpg
Crazy dreams on ZMA: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165238401
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10-27-2013, 10:10 AM #6480
- Join Date: Aug 2011
- Location: Hertfordshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 29
- Posts: 6,970
- Rep Power: 4274
striver, meagz legit is selling tailored suits
100% srs☆☆☆ Official υк ¢яєω age:17(+1) ☆☆☆
Is this the worst physique in the UK crew?
http://i.imgur.com/4TSTJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EXH3r.jpg
☆Went out with miscers and failed them.☆
☆Sean Out The Friend Zone☆
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