The Official ☆☆☆UK Crew☆☆☆ Thread -Part XVIII Land of Age:17+1's, Dreamers & Skeptics

[Parsons7]

The Time Has Come To Unveil The Largest Crew Of The Misc's Newest Thread!



What new brand of mud will legbrah eat next?
Will Empeh convert reindeer?
Will the total gym freak ever finish uni?
How will Duka survive in this western cosy bubble?
Will trickeyfitness ever get sub 20%?
And will this thread see the return of striver?


All shall be revealed within this thread!




































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Cliffs of last thread:
-total gym freak is a psycho
-Silvertooth gets sentimental about birthday presents
-Gkrz gets called out for everything
-a new era of age:17's have arrived




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[iwant2beswole]

[BeastModeK]

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[benmcmc1]

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[Tabris]

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Spot sold to UCAS, for the new age of age:17(+1)s

[badamss]

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First day of uni brahs, lets hope i don't go all shy and ****.

[Notsogifted]

Inn.


^or pull knives on people.

[BeastModeK]

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First day of uni brahs, lets hope i don't go all shy and ****.

Don't drink too much
Don't smoke too much
Don't play with knives
Don't try to hulk crush a blade
Don't rub cum on yourself



You'll be alright bro, you'll be alright.

Edit:
^^ fuark Gandalf beat me to it.

[badamss]

Don't drink too much
Don't smoke too much
Don't play with knives
Don't try to hulk crush a blade
Don't rub cum on yourself



You'll be alright bro, you'll be alright.

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[FS2]

This needs to preserved for the first page:

Lost it.

If in doubt, just rub cum on yourself m8

Bad grades and didnt get into Uni? Rub cum on yourself m8

Finding it hard to cut? Just rub cum on yourself m8

Can't find 40inch verts tooth whitening thread? Don't worry just rub cum on your teeth m8

Can't get that PR in the gym? Rub cum on the bar m8

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1134336333

[Adamyo]

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[Railingz]

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[WIDGE_uk]

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[WIDGE_uk]

feel bad for the kid and the family but he really went full retard on that one

[CalumDoesntLift]

in to leave the silliness of last thread behind and get back to what's important - squat depth

[FreebirdYeah]

[daisybee81]

in to leave the silliness of last thread behind and get back to what's important - squat depth

In to contribute some silliness but also discuss squat depth and other lifting related topics

[TheoneTim]

On it like a bonnet
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Dat dem dere freshers week time is soon upon us

[FS2]

On it like a bonnet
IN

Dat dem dere freshers week time is soon upon us

Don't pull a knife on anyone. Freshers was 3 years ago for me, great times, you'll meet people there that you become friends with and never see for the rest of University.

[thebearman]

Inn

Also breaking bad latest episode. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURK

[FreebirdYeah]

As each year passes I feel more and more sleazy for targeting freshers during their first few weeks of uni..

......

[Notsogifted]

Don't pull a knife on anyone. Freshers was 3 years ago for me, great times, you'll meet people there that you become friends with and never see for the rest of University.

spot on.

[ReindeerBrah]

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Spot sold to UCAS, for the new age of age:17(+1)s

****in lost it

Thought I'd repost this story tyme in new thread. Hit the Meat Liquor Triple Chilli Challenge yesterday. Did it in 8 mins 40 secs, so got meal free and name on wall of fame.
Cliffs:

- Sunday was heinous binge day
- Carved through 2 tubs of ben and jerry's, chocolate croissants, bacon muffins, soreen - breakfast was looking like this:


- Parents home, haven't seen me in ages, so insisted on cooking me loads of food. Made a baking tray of chicken and ham pie, of which I ate about three quarters
- Got real yucky with Marks and Spencers sticky toffee pudding
- Gu Chocolate ganache, oh lawd what have I done
- 3 hours later, go to meat liquor with the bros (6'5 220lb rugby bros)
- We get there, they both pussy out of challenge
- Waitress weirdly starts flirting with me while suggesting I don't do it because too much food
- I was like lmao bish please I ain't paying sht for this
- Food comes, 1 chilli cheeserburger, 1 chilli dog, 1 portion chilli fries, have to do it under 10 mins

- Lighting in there is poverty, place is like a fuking nightclub
- Burger and dog gone in 3 mins
- Chilli fries like a fuking wall, so dense and so much meat
- Go in with hands on the fries
- Have an audience cheering me on, while my bros are parring me (stupid kunts)
- Finish in 8 mins 40
- Sweet meal for free, name on wall of fame
- Feel fukin rough for 10 mins, then fine
- Went and got a mcflurry
- Paying the price for it this morning, lost all condition



- Lol jk no I haven't

[jerseyshorebrah]

these mo fukin threads move way too fast

[Parsons7]

Thought I'd repost this story tyme in new thread. Hit the Meat Liquor Triple Chilli Challenge yesterday. Did it in 8 mins 40 secs, so got meal free and name on wall of fame.
Cliffs:

where in london is meat liquor?


in for misc meet

[BeastModeK]

where in london is meat liquor?

in for misc meet

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Ill bring my baby oil and hd camera.
<3
No hummus

[halfchad]

*edit*

Spot sold to:




"FROM CLIPPING YOUR TOENAILS TO CUTTING YOUR FLATMATES THROATS WE HAVE AN ATTACHMENT TO SUIT"

[Zirenz]

Right you kunts, you listen to me You would not survive a mile in my shoes brah. You have grown up and lived a cosy western bubble where everything is all nice and gravy. I have grown up and seen chit that would leave you mentally scarred for life.... Just go back to mummy and daddy or maybe say a prayer to the great cosmos/god/karma/universe for you being born into your cosy lifestyle....


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[ReindeerBrah]

where in london is meat liquor?


in for misc meet

Imbetween Bond Street and Oxford Circus. Actually really easy to get to from MWorks as both on the Central Line.

Just caught up on last few pages of last thread. Cliffs:
- Dammit this thread could have been mine
- FS2 da fuq?
- Total Gym Freak and Duka both of you are utter morons. Duka you think you're a hard kunt for making pathetic bombastic threats, but you're a mono-brain-celled amoeba. Guess what happens when you do sht like beat people up in clubs or hold knives to people's throats? YOU GET ARRESTED AND GO TO PRISON AND RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE. Inb4 ah nobody would bother going for the arrest/not serious enough etc, shut the fuk up you know nothing. Time for a true story:

- On mini-pupillage with a London Criminal Chambers last year, band 1 ranked so deal with gnarly crime
- On a murder trial
- Basically a guy had got drunk on a night out and had a fight with his girlfriend
- He storms out of the club pissed as fuk
- On his way out, he punches a complete stranger in the face out of anger
- Stranger falls to the floor, cracks skull, dies immediately
- Dude prosecuted for murder
- Obviously meets all the legal tests (s.18 GBH with outcome of death)
- Jury convict
- I watched the guy break down in tears in the dock as they read out his sentence. His whole family crying. 10 years incarceration before review/parole
- This guy was not a hardened criminal, just some dumb fuk who was pissed off and thought he'd do something stupid

Moral of the story: to all the hard kunts who think doing this kind of sht is okay, it's not. You could be the one in five who ends up getting convicted and ruining their whole life.

TGF if you slipped while drunk and threatening someone with that knife and nicked an artery, you could have killed him or put him in a coma from lost blood to brain. You would then go to prison for either murder or voluntary manslaughter (if an inebriation defence worked), and that would be the end of it. What's more fun is his family would then go after you in a tortious wrongful killing suit, and take all your family's money.

Duka same goes for you if you carried out any such threat on GkRZ on a night out

To everyone who thinks doing stuff like that is acceptable (obvious tiny minority), or even taking swings at people when drunk, fuk you srs. Enjoy the repercussions you thick-as-sht cretins, or better, remove yourself from civilised society.

[ridingabicycle]

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