So i got matched with this sloot. and she decided to mesage me first. and since shes a strong 5 i really dont want it to go anywhere, might as well have some fun. come at me with replies misc!
pic of sloot: right
pic of convo so far:
les do dis
EDIT: failed thread was fail with this bish - until started trolling new one. bish be crazy. updates post #65
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09-11-2013, 06:37 AM #1Umirin Nipple?
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misc lets troll this tinder sloot (pics)(lolz)(4.7k)
Last edited by jeffaz; 09-11-2013 at 08:17 AM.
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>100lbs lost crew
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09-11-2013, 06:37 AM #2From Bones to Brawn
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hey, how you goin
now she already thinks you are retarded
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09-11-2013, 06:38 AM #3Umirin Nipple?
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bro. i need t trick her initially into thinking im a good guy with dat first reply. works errytime srs.Originally Posted by SkinnyBeast24
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>100lbs lost crew
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09-11-2013, 06:39 AM #4
hey
how you goin?
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09-11-2013, 06:40 AM #53rd day of a 7 day binge
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How you goin?
Wtf
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09-11-2013, 06:40 AM #6Umirin Nipple?
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inb4 thread turns into a backfire at my reply lol
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>100lbs lost crew
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09-11-2013, 06:41 AM #7Registered User
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Ask for pics of her toes.
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09-11-2013, 06:42 AM #8Umirin Nipple?
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dont think you can get pics over tinder lolOriginally Posted by Babalu1
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>100lbs lost crew
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09-11-2013, 06:42 AM #9Listen to your heart
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hey
how you goin?
we outchea
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09-11-2013, 06:42 AM #10Verified PLATINUM User
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heyOriginally Posted by LMW
hey how you goin? where you doin?
Friends may come and go, but 200lbs is always 200lbs.
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09-11-2013, 06:42 AM #11Crypto-Theist Shill
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hey OP how you goin?
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09-11-2013, 06:43 AM #12Registered User
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Instead of trying to ****, you just wanna troll.
Misc logic.
FA logic.
No logic.Biden 2020
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Losers got trolled.
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09-11-2013, 06:44 AM #13Duke of New York
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She is holding a wine glass. She has many leather bound books, and her apartment smells of rich mahogany, OP. She is obviously intelligent, sophisticated, elegant, and interesting. Why you no want that, OP?
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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09-11-2013, 06:44 AM #14Umirin Nipple?
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lol im not FA. if i was i wouldnt be posting this thread would i and be bustin my balls to get it in. shes a solid 5. no thanks jeff.Originally Posted by Suit
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>100lbs lost crew
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09-11-2013, 06:44 AM #15Registered User
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Inb4 y'all get married and ride off into the sunset on a kangaroo.
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09-11-2013, 06:44 AM #16Registered User
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Originally Posted by jeffaz
Ask her to send you two of her severed toes in the mail. One from each foot and she can decide which ones she wants to get rid of.Cheese Crew
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09-11-2013, 06:45 AM #17
tell her that you're bi
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09-11-2013, 06:45 AM #18Umirin Nipple?
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lulwat.Originally Posted by Babalu1
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>100lbs lost crew
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09-11-2013, 06:45 AM #19Registered Loser
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Hey
how you goin?
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09-11-2013, 06:45 AM #20
hey
how you flying?
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09-11-2013, 06:45 AM #21Bo-liever.
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inb4 y'all get goin
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09-11-2013, 06:45 AM #22Go Jays!
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ask her how big the last dik she sucked was
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09-11-2013, 06:46 AM #23Duke of New York
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No, wait. OP, I've got it.
Approach it as if you're confused about which girl she is. Tell her her hair is gorgeous, her dress is sexy.
Slowly reveal through the conversation that you mean the red dress, and that you love brunettes.Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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09-11-2013, 06:47 AM #24Umirin Nipple?
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kOriginally Posted by TheGainsBrah
inb4 no reply lols-chassis crew
>100lbs lost crew
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09-11-2013, 06:49 AM #25Registered User
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"Hey
Hey, how you goin
I'm good, wbu? "
that is fukin BORE man. spice it up a bit, be original and interesting or you wont even get a fuk outta that thing!
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09-11-2013, 06:49 AM #26Registered User
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Ask her if she has noodles at her place
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09-11-2013, 06:50 AM #27Umirin Nipple?
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lol bro i dont even wanna go near herOriginally Posted by RockettotheFACE
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>100lbs lost crew
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09-11-2013, 06:50 AM #28
what would you say that
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09-11-2013, 06:50 AM #29Banned
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"suck off or fukk off"
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09-11-2013, 06:50 AM #30Registered User
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how you GOIN
how you goin?
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