Female Confessions

[zipitlisten]

Think it's time for another confessions thread, I'll go first..


- This is the third day in a row that I'm going to get frozen yogurt at my local ice cream parlor, only god can judge me
- I haven't kissed a guy since June
- I have to get a blood test done but I'm too scared of needles and have put it off now for 5 months




Bring it on!!

[suzyschnitz]

I've been really irresponsible lately.

Forgot to fill out 3 minute online survey that was to save me $50/month on my health insurance next year.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

HUGE THUMBS DOWN TO ME

[fihe]

• Work and exercise are the only things that make my life worth living
• I've been celibate for almost 2 years but don't quite enjoy sex anyway
• I have to wake up every single night to go to the bathroom
• I don't value my life that much since I figure I'm just a number in the grand scheme of things
• It's almost 6am and I haven't yet gone to bed
• I ate over 2800 calories today when I was supposed to have only 2300
• I've really been putting off my eye doctor appointment, but I'm in no hurry since I have plenty of contacts left
• I ALWAYS wonder what it would be like to be someone else, like a different ethnicity, race, or even animal

[SippinDaTech]

Think it's time for another confessions thread, I'll go first..


- This is the third day in a row that I'm going to get frozen yogurt at my local ice cream parlor, only god can judge me
- I haven't kissed a guy since June
- I have to get a blood test done but I'm too scared of needles and have put it off now for 5 months




Bring it on!!

We can fix your second confession

My confession: went semi WK eight seconds ago. Never again.

[Squatticus]

Think it's time for another confessions thread, I'll go first..


- This is the third day in a row that I'm going to get frozen yogurt at my local ice cream parlor, only god can judge me
- I haven't kissed a guy since June
- I have to get a blood test done but I'm too scared of needles and have put it off now for 5 months




Bring it on!!

2 months...oooo nnnooo

[Pinskers]

- The number of relationships I've had is ZERO and intend to keep it that way for now. (Nothing personal, just selfish with my time)
- Before competitions and races, I always have to pee, even if I just went.
- In 9th grade, I was bitten by a bat and had to get rabies shots.
- I need to finish up my resume, but have been procrastinating on it.

[RexHolez]

never ever fapped crew

stop judging me!!!!

[shesprints]

-Had to ask a client (oldest and trusted but still) for an advance on pay this month because of a slow summer. I feel really ashamed as I'm usually responsible.
-I feel more sexual pleasure from ab work than I do from actual sex. And now kind of suspect that a lot of women who work out may be this way. Confused.
-I didn't tip my cab driver. (No $!)


@ Neceseco o_0 Whaaaa 0_o you win thread.

[getgoinggirl]

- I stole $5 from my 9 yr old's wallet to buy a coffee, even though I had a fresh pot of perfectly good coffee at home.
- I have no intention of replacing said $5.
- I feel cheated that I get no sexual pleasure from ab work ^^

[mhockey9090]

-I play bingo
-I rather wear sandals than shoes
-I'm 5'6


@Shesprints- Coregasm's am i right? Some woman say it can get annoying after awhile i hear.

[iPsylocke]

2 months...oooo nnnooo

Lol I know, right?

[Hannah82]

Today I watched Days of Our Lives

I also rummaged thru some curbside garbage and scored a huge container of cookie cutters, a brand new aluminum water bottle, some books, and brand new resistence tubing with handles.

I took a 15min dump in the gym bathroom and stunk it up for the rest of the patrons. Double flusher.

[TheEngineerGirl]

I always pee right before and right after I work out even if I do not have to go.

[Squatticus]

• Work and exercise are the only things that make my life worth living
• I've been celibate for almost 2 years but don't quite enjoy sex anyway
• I have to wake up every single night to go to the bathroom
• I don't value my life that much since I figure I'm just a number in the grand scheme of things
• It's almost 6am and I haven't yet gone to bed
• I ate over 2800 calories today when I was supposed to have only 2300
• I've really been putting off my eye doctor appointment, but I'm in no hurry since I have plenty of contacts left
• I ALWAYS wonder what it would be like to be someone else, like a different ethnicity, race, or even animal

good god woman buy a dog

- I stole $5 from my 9 yr old's wallet to buy a coffee, even though I had a fresh pot of perfectly good coffee at home.
- I have no intention of replacing said $5.
- I feel cheated that I get no sexual pleasure from ab work ^^

[fihe]

good god woman buy a dog

Already have one! <3

[broad.stance]

-Had to ask a client (oldest and trusted but still) for an advance on pay this month because of a slow summer. I feel really ashamed as I'm usually responsible.
-I feel more sexual pleasure from ab work than I do from actual sex. And now kind of suspect that a lot of women who work out may be this way. Confused.
-I didn't tip my cab driver. (No $!)


@ Neceseco o_0 Whaaaa 0_o you win thread.

2nd confession: Look up "exercise-induced orgasms".

Now that you've made this confession, updates to your training log will be reinterpreted as revealing the depths of your perversion. (not srs)(maybe srs)

- I stole $5 from my 9 yr old's wallet to buy a coffee, even though I had a fresh pot of perfectly good coffee at home.
- I have no intention of replacing said $5.
- I feel cheated that I get no sexual pleasure from ab work ^^

1st and 2nd confession: That is so corrupt.


9 Year Old: Mom? Did you take money from my wallet?

getgoinggirl: ... ... Yes.

[MadCatLady]

- I deal with people every day, it's my job. But I don't like people, I prefer cats.

- I once peed in an ex boyfriends mug.

- I don't believe any man that says he's never fapped.

[poisonivvy]

I don't eat vegetables...and am the most horribly bland picky eater.
Even though I can make "big girl" decisions at work worth millions of dollars, I still feel about two feet tall and always double question each and every decision.
I'm too selfish and enjoy my sleep too much to ever want kids.

[daisybee81]

- I deal with people every day, it's my job. But I don't like people, I prefer cats.

- I once peed in an ex boyfriends mug.

- I don't believe any man that says he's never fapped.

In for mug story

[MadCatLady]

In for mug story

That's more or less it! He dumped me, I peed in his mug when he wasn't in the room.

I'm more grown up now. Well, a bit.

[daisybee81]

* I spent the night in cells once

* I haven't had sex since before xmas

* I'd rather gym than go fir lunch with workmates

*I just Googled exercise induced orgasms (see confession 2)

[lca1986]

Can hit the O more than once in one session. Feelsgoodman

[catm566]

Haven't been for a smear test for over 3 years .

[daisybee81]

Haven't been for a smear test for over 3 years .

Noooooooooo

Go!!!!

[suzyschnitz]

I don't eat vegetables...and am the most horribly bland picky eater.

I dont eat fruit. It's okay.

I may have kissed a 25 yo dude last weekend.

Forgot about that.
Would've mentioned it before but I'm still trying to forget about it.
Let's not bring it up again.

[shesprints]

2nd confession: Look up "exercise-induced orgasms".

Now that you've made this confession, updates to your training log will be reinterpreted as revealing the depths of your perversion. (not srs)(maybe srs)

Hey, anything that gets people to read and comment on my log!

But now you know why I do ab roller almost every abs workout. (That, hanging leg raises, and chinups are pretty much the only moves that do it, my Russian Twists and planks are totally innocent and strength-oriented).

[lca1986]

I dont eat fruit. It's okay.

I may have kissed a 25 yo dude last weekend.

Forgot about that.
Would've mentioned it before but I'm still trying to forget about it.
Let's not bring it up again.

Nothing wrong with that. At 22 I had a 48 yr old fwb lol

[suzyschnitz]

Nothing wrong with that. At 22 I had a 48 yr old fwb lol

Impressive, bearded one.

[Nostalg1a]

I smell everything (not noticeably though)

-Im scared of making eye contact with people especially attractive guys

Been haunted before

-went on a run and someone ran a german shepard over 2 blocks away from myhouse (couldn't Walk on its hind legs) so i carried her 2 blocks until some guy saw me and helped me out.. VERY friendly dog went to petsmart to buy hercomfort food and pain killers. When i came back older bro took her to the dog pound where dogs r put down if not adopted (( i was planning on keeping her.

I used to think anyone driving a motorcycle was a power ranger

- mangos make me poop

-ask atleast 2 ppl a day if they're aware
Turn red when they say "aware of what"

- met a miscer at work but he doesn't know im aware that hes aware. .

Had to pee REAAAAALLY bad so as i ran out of anatomy class and went into the guys restroom

Tripped and fell on a bush in front of a group of ppl , best friend was cracking up

- im scared of the dark

- i like to eat crickets dipped in chocolate. . Taste like waffel cookies

[sgtpeppers]

I have more pictures of my cat than of my friends, self, bf, or family.

I watch the Real Housewives. All of them.

I can't stand the sound of obnoxious chewing. It makes me so unreasonably angry.