An occurrence tonight inspired this thread
I was having dinner with a friend of mine & her female friend & her boyfriend (never met the couple before).
We start talking about random ****, current events, etc. they both seem like good people When the guys girlfriend said "Why is America in debt? Why dont we Just print more money..."
She was totally serious.
Her boyfriend & I started laughing cause we thought it was a joke & she bertstared him & left the restaurant. Her boyfriend called me tonight & apologized cause I had to pay the whole bill. Asked me where I lived cause he wanted to come pay me back, told him it was cool & we laughed about how stupid her statement was. Pretty cool guy.
Keep in mind this girl is 20/21 & in college.
Pic of said chick coming soon if I can find. Until then post your stories
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07-29-2011, 11:19 PM #1Get ripped or die mirin'
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What's the dumbest thing youve ever heard a female say?
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07-29-2011, 11:21 PM #2Banned
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I lol'd at her comment.
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07-29-2011, 11:22 PM #3Banned
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in highschool world issues class
Teacher: Everyone please open the textbook to page 354.
Dumb Bische: Where's page 354?
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07-29-2011, 11:22 PM #4Registered User
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damn.... probably poli sci or philosophy major
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07-29-2011, 11:23 PM #5Registered User
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Back in high school during lunch this really slutty chick asked the table if you can catch crabs from having sex on the beach.
She said lots of dumb things, but that's the most memorable.Alabama Crimson Tide
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07-29-2011, 11:26 PM #6¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Playing beer pong when against a couple.
They get into an arguement
Bitch says "you haven't eaten any oranges in a while. I can tell since your cum isn't sweet"
The whole room instantly becomes quiet and bertstare her.
She doesn't understand what she has done and continues the convo.
More bertstare.
Bertstare
Bert.
After that I get called stupid by her.
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07-29-2011, 11:27 PM #7~PizzaBrah
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07-29-2011, 11:27 PM #8Registered User
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In class in highschool and this bish asks the teacher if she can go to the water fountain to refill her water bottle. We were in a science lab so there was a sink in the room and the teacher says, "Just use the sink". She replied, "No, I don't want to use tapwater". Everyone laughed obviously
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07-29-2011, 11:28 PM #9Get ripped or die mirin'
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Not sure if srs wtf manOriginally Posted by pointeo
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07-29-2011, 11:28 PM #10Registered User
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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says "Chicken by the Sea"
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07-29-2011, 11:29 PM #11That women have it harder.Originally Posted by JakeWyler
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07-29-2011, 11:30 PM #12Registered User
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but i poo from their
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07-29-2011, 11:31 PM #13Banned
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07-29-2011, 11:33 PM #14Ik ben SniperX
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07-29-2011, 11:35 PM #16Get ripped or die mirin'
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Has to be my favorite so farOriginally Posted by LetsGetSwole
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07-29-2011, 11:39 PM #17Registered User
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Wouldn't know where to start.
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07-29-2011, 11:39 PM #18we are ALL animals milady
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It is well that war is so terrible — lest we should grow too fond of it.
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07-29-2011, 11:40 PM #19Registered User
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Let wife drive back home from movie theater last week
Her: Which way do I go on the freeway to get home?
Me: (being patient) We live in the east end of the valley. Go east.
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07-29-2011, 11:42 PM #20RIP zyzz forever mirin
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whats crabs?
lol srs and strong NVM
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07-29-2011, 11:42 PM #21Registered User
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Sitting on the beach . "I wonder what the elevation here is?"
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07-29-2011, 11:43 PM #23Banned
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My friends gf has a few good quotes, "when is the 4th of july, thats coming up soon right?" and "where do sunflower seeds come from?"
Pfft women...
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07-29-2011, 11:45 PM #24Registered User
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holy shiatOriginally Posted by NoodleArms
wow
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07-29-2011, 11:45 PM #25ლ(ಠ益██████
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Back in 8th grade we had this introduction course to danish politics in our social studies class (I'm from Denmark). We were like 14 or 15 can't remember.
Then after the teacher had explained the political spectrum with the Left and Right wing, a girl from my class decisively raises her hand and asks the question.
"So... I get that there's a right and left side, but I don't understand who is the good side and who is the evil side then?"
literally the whole class burst out laughing, because in her naive logic she related real life politics to some sort of Disney movie. I doubt I'll forget that one.
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07-29-2011, 11:46 PM #26Registered User
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i work at mcdys
lady said she doesnt eat beef so take the bacon off her angus bacon and cheese....
i just said ok..U of Ark crew
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07-29-2011, 11:47 PM #27Registered User
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Were talking about politics. Topic shifted to Indo-Pak Kashmir conflict.
She said "why doesn't India just be the bigger person and give up the land"
ME:
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07-29-2011, 11:49 PM #28Registered User
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Women & politics= no noOriginally Posted by kj
Were talking about politics. Topic shifted to Indo-Pak Kashmir conflict.
She said "why doesn't India just be the bigger person and give up the land"
ME:
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07-29-2011, 11:49 PM #29new SEA man
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i have heard a decent amount of people in general say this actually.Originally Posted by BrahTech
my ex was literally one of the slowest ppl i know ever, she said so many dumb things out loud that made me facepalm but one of the most memorable and people still come up tp me from that class and say remember when she said that.
discussion between the class and the teacher about tornados gets kinda serious
" if you shoot fire into a tornado will it create a fire tornado????" (completely serious) class and teacher all bertstare ME! no one answers "what ?? will it" class and teacher berstare me again like its my fault shes dumb
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07-29-2011, 11:52 PM #30Registered User
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Alaska isn't an island? All the maps I've seen show it as an island/
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