As most of you know we had a family reunion this weekend (due to my wife opening her big mouth and volunteering our house ) and although I loved every minute of it (we had a blast and everyone was very very well behaved and respectful) the cleaning of my back yard was torture!
For those who did not see the other post, here is a tatse of the amount of people in my back yard and this was only the beginning, it was closer to 100 later in the night
So anyway today I log into ******** and what do I find from my wife??
A post saying we should do this every year at our house!!
So I replied and said, yes we can do it every year but it should be hosted every year in someone else house, every year we pick one of the family members!
Soooooooooooooooo, can one of you volunteer and just give her a good beat down for me? Maybe break her fingers so she can't type anymore
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08-19-2013, 08:59 AM #1Da1UnV
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Need a volunteer to come over to my house and beat my wife senseless
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08-19-2013, 09:10 AM #2Banned
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Not me man, irish women are too tough....
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08-19-2013, 09:11 AM #3Registered User
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would come and party/10
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08-19-2013, 09:43 AM #4dad bod
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You're a cool dude and your posts are entertaining, but the title of this thread is fooked up.
Just show up. Move some iron. Put in the time. Eat enough food.
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08-19-2013, 09:45 AM #5
I want to come to your house and beat YOU senseless.
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08-19-2013, 10:37 AM #6Registered User
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Look a backyard full of probable cause!
Doh!
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08-19-2013, 10:54 AM #7Da1UnV
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Originally Posted by MoonAbove
hmmmm I may like that....On the list for Bannukah
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08-19-2013, 10:56 AM #8Da1UnV
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Originally Posted by tornmuscle123
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08-19-2013, 11:03 AM #9I grunt
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ok. That is funny. In a "I am not a racist sort of way"Originally Posted by tornmuscle123
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08-19-2013, 11:09 AM #10Wearing Muscles 24/7
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I love the guy holding up the yellow cup close to you! Looks like he was having a large time by the big grin on his face! I giggle everytime I look at him.
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08-19-2013, 11:11 AM #11Da1UnV
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That guy is 65 years old an funny as f'ck we have a video of him dancing it is hilarious. Let me see if I can have someone give it to me.Originally Posted by danap3681
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08-19-2013, 11:17 AM #12Wearing Muscles 24/7
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Haha! He just looks like one of those types of people who have a great time and keeps everyone entertained!Originally Posted by bodyhard
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08-19-2013, 11:20 AM #13Da1UnV
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Don't know if you can see it or notice in the pic but everyone had name tags on themOriginally Posted by danap3681
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08-19-2013, 01:00 PM #14Registered User
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The food table had to be incredible. I'd go just for the plantains.
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08-19-2013, 01:21 PM #15Registered User
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08-19-2013, 02:18 PM #16Registered User
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LOL I wondered just how everything went yesterday at your place. Glad you lived through it!
Next time...someone else's house!
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08-19-2013, 02:58 PM #17Wearing Muscles 24/7
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Seen the picture several times and did not even notice the name tags. LOL!Originally Posted by bodyhard
Don't know if you can see it or notice in the pic but everyone had name tags on them **DIRTYSOUTHCREW**
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08-19-2013, 05:32 PM #18Eating....
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Fixed.Originally Posted by bodyhard
Dude, where is the grill? I am starving here...--
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08-19-2013, 05:54 PM #19Registered User
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Dude look like an older O.J.Originally Posted by danap3681
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08-19-2013, 06:17 PM #20I grunt
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In all seriousness, that must have been a blast. It looks like people were having a great time. Nothing like a house full of family
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08-20-2013, 05:38 AM #21Registered User
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Rent out a hall next year, VFW, firehouse, they all got one. Hit everyone up to chip in like $30, which will keep some of them home.
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08-20-2013, 06:26 AM #22Old as dirt...
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good advice ^^^Originally Posted by beachguy498
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08-20-2013, 12:05 PM #23This is my troll acct.
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The kid at the far left of the pic in the black t-shirt….. "soon"
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08-20-2013, 12:08 PM #24Going back to beast mode
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Will airfare be included?
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08-20-2013, 12:32 PM #25Da1UnV
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Finally a volunteer!!Originally Posted by dbx
Yes all expense paid, just beat some sense into her
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08-20-2013, 12:48 PM #26Back at it!
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Can i use a Cricket bat?
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08-20-2013, 12:49 PM #27Da1UnV
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DamnOriginally Posted by Capt_Lou
Can i use a Cricket bat?
I don't want her dead! 
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08-20-2013, 12:51 PM #28Back at it!
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The only sensible wife is a wife that is dea...Originally Posted by bodyhard
Damn I don't want her dead!
never mind, I have said too much
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08-20-2013, 12:59 PM #29Da1UnV
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lmfao!!Originally Posted by capt_lou
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08-20-2013, 01:05 PM #30
That's a huge number of relatives!
I'd have to go back a few generations and then to a different line to locate that many relatives (assuming it's possible at all). My wife gets wound up over our immediate family coming over the holidays. Can't imagine what a crew that size would do to her.2 + 2 = 5 (for extremely large values of 2)
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