capoeira extraordinaire. K.O.'ing glass jaw betas with my superior punching power. Massive jawbone alpha. Neck shrugs for maximum sex appeal. Guaranteed 30+ likes per every photo I post on Facebook. Guaranteed 100+ likes for every Instagram photo I post.
Narcissism Central. don't care about what a girls' face looks like, as long as she has High Estrogenic characteristics.
*do not fap while laying down on my back because there is no blood going to my cawk and dink looks smaller from this perspective making me lose my boner crew*
*phobia of mice crew*
*cringe when I read mods personal convo's in threads crew*