Official Tinder Thread Part II

[chino3]

used the seafood/bedroom acrobatics line, response "i hate seafood"...what are the good responses for that? i remember way back seein a cheeky one that got success

good, so we can just skip straight to the bedroom acrobatics then.

[PericlesOfPeace]

Oh lawd if I was actually in Iowa I would finally be losing my virginity, oh well
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What should I respond?

i got sum bad newz....number =/= smash

[WhirlwindTobias]

Oh lawd if I was actually in Iowa I would finally be losing my virginity, oh well

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What should I respond?

Just text her man, who the phuck cares if you won't meet her. You might even get phone/Skype sex out of it.

You might even hit it off and she comes cross state to see you. Why have you got to be such a beta kunt about it?

[Tolpoak]

i got sum bad newz....number =/= smash

It's not that I got her number. It's that she's literally desperate for me lol, it's been 2 days since I last messaged her

[Tolpoak]

Just text her man, who the phuck cares if you won't meet her. You might even get phone/Skype sex out of it.

You might even hit it off and she comes cross state to see you. Why have you got to be such a beta kunt about it?

Cross state? I live in Florida, not sure how many miles that is but probably a damn lot lol.

I mean what should I text her though? Should I lie and say that I don't actually live in Iowa, was only visiting for a few days? Like don't know what to say lol, don't forgot I'm a beta virgin

[WhirlwindTobias]

Just keep flirting with her? If she mentions wanting to hang out, then you tell her. Until that happens just keep using her for practice.

This isn't rocket science, yet this thread gets so many "wut do??" posts you'd think otherwise.

[Tolpoak]

Just remembered, I lied about my age anyway lol. On tinder it says I'm 23, I'm really 19, I need to change my FB age.

But whatever I just sent her hey, just gonna text her I guess

[WhirlwindTobias]

Just remembered, I lied about my age anyway lol. On tinder it says I'm 23, I'm really 19, I need to change my FB age.

But whatever I just sent her hey, just gonna text her I guess

So you're frauding your age and your location? Great.

[NotSureIfCereal]

Aware me on chicken farm.

probably ends with "you know how to raise a cock"

[Moistasphuk]

da'fuq


i'd actually like this girl brah/ never seen anything like this b4. rep'd on r/c srs

ha I did like her brah, cheers

[GlassMoon]

only matches are a tranny and a 35 yo black woman crew

[Moistasphuk]

Moistasphuk I want your facial pics now.

Do you have any shirtless pics on your profile?

Nah no shirtless pics mate. Not keen on posting facial pics with the misc detectives, but suffice to say im doing ok in the facial aesthetic department.

[Payrab]

Started that tinder grind last night. Already got like 9 matches. Been texting up a storm with some girl who lives about an hour away. Gonna try to throw some D her way in a few days.

[ShoooterMcGavin]

been talking to this older 29 year old chick, im 24, almost 25.

shes cute as phuck and blonde. good looking everyone on here would agree.

told her i want to smash but she didnt turn me down... yet

[Tastel]

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[Garrett75x]

I don't know what the deal is with older women

My first one was 36 and I managed to get her number and have her meet at a bar,

She showed up an hour late and when we were seated she said hi to some people she knew, and then had to make a "phone call"

I went outside and her denali was gone and she said sorry that was her ex-husbands best friend and wife LOL. I was like thanks sloot

Second one off Tinder is 41 and cute but the bonus is she lives 2 miles from me, but her reply’s are slowly getting fewer

What do misc? are these lines just so good they get all wet but then have second thoughts?

Post your older women stories

[tinker44]

Should I delete and reactivate my tinder?!?

- 100+ matches over the last couple months
- Always says some cheeky line, 90% response rate, 50% pull number
- Once I got number I never texted, thought tinder was just for laughs but now I realize there is some serious hook up potential

- Thinkin of reactivatin my account, and meeting up with some of these sloots. Only thing is, I know I'm goin to get some of the same matches and look like a fool but I really dont wanna restart all my past convos

[Tastel]

I don't know what the deal is with older women

My first one was 36 and I managed to get her number and have her meet at a bar,

She showed up an hour late and when we were seated she said hi to some people she knew, and then had to make a "phone call"

I went outside and her denali was gone and she said sorry that was her ex-husbands best friend and wife LOL. I was like thanks sloot

Second one off Tinder is 41 and cute but the bonus is she lives 2 miles from me, but her reply’s are slowly getting fewer

What do misc? are these lines just so good they get all wet but then have second thoughts?

Post your older women stories

milfhunter

[ShaneDS]

Reps for best opener to send to a chick named Barbie i matched with

[titsMcGee]

Srs bro? The girl couldn't handle a ****ing joke. Pretty sure it was a troll.

You sound very pessimistic. You fukked up multiple times, that was very cringe to read

- She called you hot stuff, and was interested in making a conversation
You said that was the worst way to start a convo. (1st Mistake)

You insulted her REAL name...and not in a funny way (2nd Mistake)

Repeatedly called her profile fake ....... and not in a funny way (3rd mistake)

You blocked her (4th mistake)

You're ignoring everyone on here that's telling you you fukked up. (5th mistake)



Seriously, look at that convo objectively and you'll cringe like fuk

[Solidz]

[JDkeystone]

IN

just downloaded the app this past weekend

[CodeMan8]

Holy phuck guise. Anyone remember the 5'10" athletic chick I was after on OKC a while back? If not, whatever, but anyways, found out tonight she plays in my phucking kickball league! Even more, we played her team tonight. No idea if she recognized me (in b4 odds of meeting another 6'4" dude named Cody?), but I recognized her almost instantly. Was gonna hit her with some "Well, I guess this makes it a lot easier to ask you out", but there was no way to get her alone, and also aborted after seeing that she seemed like a bish. If I get the chance, I'm still gonna use OKC as a pickup line. I can't just assume she's a total bish from a kickball game. Just thought I'd share as the odds of something like this happening are so slim. My mind was blown.

[pr0digy11]

may try this shiz out

but my only recent pics on fb are contest pics... so obvioisly shirtless and tanned/oiled as fukk lol

[itsclif]

oh man, these misc lines actually work, haha

[NickBibs]

I think I'm inn!

[itsclif]

may try this shiz out

but my only recent pics on fb are contest pics... so obvioisly shirtless and tanned/oiled as fukk lol

you can choose any fb pic.. and if you wanna put a pic thats not on fb, you can upload it and change the setting to only me... so that you can choose pics that no one can see from fb

[TeddyAtlus]

may try this shiz out

but my only recent pics on fb are contest pics... so obvioisly shirtless and tanned/oiled as fukk lol

That's gold brah. Gives you a chance to show your physique without looking try hard. Would pic your best one and throw it into the mix.

[pr0digy11]

you can choose any fb pic.. and if you wanna put a pic thats not on fb, you can upload it and change the setting to only me... so that you can choose pics that no one can see from fb

That's gold brah. Gives you a chance to show your physique without looking try hard. Would pic your best one and throw it into the mix.

my second newest pic, i was literally 17 and that is a true story, deactivated it for 1.5 years.

and the only me could work too i suppose, how many pics you required to have, i know op says 4

[ftblplyr46]

I don't know what the deal is with older women

My first one was 36 and I managed to get her number and have her meet at a bar,

She showed up an hour late and when we were seated she said hi to some people she knew, and then had to make a "phone call"

I went outside and her denali was gone and she said sorry that was her ex-husbands best friend and wife LOL. I was like thanks sloot

Second one off Tinder is 41 and cute but the bonus is she lives 2 miles from me, but her reply’s are slowly getting fewer

What do misc? are these lines just so good they get all wet but then have second thoughts?

Post your older women stories

Working on right now. Will post pics once spoon has been acquired. Prolly be tomorrow before I can post it but she seems eager so far.