Official Tinder Thread Part II

[GardHainer]

fuarrrk I think the date I had tonight just flaked on me

Thats just women, relax brah, youre gonna make it.

Start talking to others.

[IAmTheOne1]

Thats just women, relax brah, youre gonna make it.
Start talking to others.

I've heard the general rule if the girl flakes on you is to let her make the next move.
I'll go with that

[LoledBrahhh]

I'm getting really tired of getting spoon pics and the girl looks way worse.

Now this girl wasn't hot before, maybe a 6/10 and but definitely smashable.

Here's her spoon pic:



U WOT M8

[IAmTheOne1]

I'm getting really tired of getting spoon pics and the girl looks way worse.
Now this girl wasn't hot before, maybe a 6/10 and but definitely smashable.
Here's her spoon pic:
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14458197/Photo%20Nov%2017%2C%203%2002%2038%20PM.jpg[/g]
U WOT M8

haha yeah brah. I've gotten over 40 spoon pics now. At least half of them look worse in their spoon pictures

[CodeMan8]

haha yeah brah. I've gotten over 40 spoon pics now. At least half of them look worse in their spoon pictures

The power of good lighting and perfect camera angles.

[conceptions]

I got matched with someone I never "liked." WTH?

Could not be further from the truth.

My body is pretty much perfect for picking up women and I do better without any body pics lol.

A good face is miles ahead of a good body.

This. A nice body is important, but the eyes are the window to the soul etc.

[rome1989]

"Whoops....Cropping the image failed. Sorry! Try Again"

This is making me rage. Can't get it to upload a new pic!

[CodeMan8]

Alright *******s. It's been requested, and here it is.

Official Tinder Thread Part III: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1164824013

Let's try to keep this one on topic shall we? Looks like this one has been going well the last couple of pages, so let's continue to have it that way.

[SackExchange64]

Update: no smash but she's cool as chit and we're hanging out again Sunday. Looks better than her pics, 5'1 HNNNNNG. She actually brought a friend who was meeting another Tinderfella, which made for a lulzy night. Will update with story in the morning.

So I just realized I never updated with story tiem. Gather round fellas, this is how you DON'T act when meeting a Tinderella.

So I get there (20 minutes late, fuark ATL traffic) and see Persian Tinderella with her friend, who I come to find out is meeting a guy she met on Tinder as well. Dude is running even later than me, which is surprising because I'm always the last one to show up for anything. But I hit it off with both girls and we start joking about whether this guy is going to turn out to be Jamal. About that time he walks in WITH A FRIEND, and introduces himself. He's a non lifting *******, also wearing a suit in a pretty crowded college bar (confirmed with both that it made him look like a total tryhard *******). Then he proceeds to talk to everyone in the phucking bar EXCEPT the girl he's there to meet. I honestly think I talked to his girl more than he did. Anywho after a while MORE of his friends he invited show up, so me and my Tinderella go out on the patio for some of dat dere alone time. Have a really good talk and end up sucking face.

After a few minutes the first friend that the other Tinderfella showed up with comes and sits down, apparently his boy had told him he was getting hooked up with the girl I'm with, but they both freaked out when they saw me because they thought I was a bodyguard or a bouncer or something (u wot?).

The girls decide they want to leave but invite me to come with, so we try to leave and ol buddy freaks out asking wtf her problem is. He follows us outside the bar talking chit and I pull him aside and tell him he can either walk back inside with his friends on his own or they can carry him back in. He didn't even respond, just turned around and walked back inside. Strong pussay.

Then today I was swiping and accidentally swiped the girls friend from that night. She messages me like "we can meet up but don't tell my friend." Sloots gon sloot.

[TheKemist]

So I just realized I never updated with story tiem. Gather round fellas, this is how you DON'T act when meeting a Tinderella.

So I get there (20 minutes late, fuark ATL traffic) and see Persian Tinderella with her friend, who I come to find out is meeting a guy she met on Tinder as well. Dude is running even later than me, which is surprising because I'm always the last one to show up for anything. But I hit it off with both girls and we start joking about whether this guy is going to turn out to be Jamal. About that time he walks in WITH A FRIEND, and introduces himself. He's a non lifting *******, also wearing a suit in a pretty crowded college bar (confirmed with both that it made him look like a total tryhard *******). Then he proceeds to talk to everyone in the phucking bar EXCEPT the girl he's there to meet. I honestly think I talked to his girl more than he did. Anywho after a while MORE of his friends he invited show up, so me and my Tinderella go out on the patio for some of dat dere alone time. Have a really good talk and end up sucking face.

After a few minutes the first friend that the other Tinderfella showed up with comes and sits down, apparently his boy had told him he was getting hooked up with the girl I'm with, but they both freaked out when they saw me because they thought I was a bodyguard or a bouncer or something (u wot?).

The girls decide they want to leave but invite me to come with, so we try to leave and ol buddy freaks out asking wtf her problem is. He follows us outside the bar talking chit and I pull him aside and tell him he can either walk back inside with his friends on his own or they can carry him back in. He didn't even respond, just turned around and walked back inside. Strong pussay.

Then today I was swiping and accidentally swiped the girls friend from that night. She messages me like "we can meet up but don't tell my friend." Sloots gon sloot.

Hahahahhaa nice job man. Slots gon Sloot!!!!

[silkysmoothe]

"Whoops....Cropping the image failed. Sorry! Try Again"

This is making me rage. Can't get it to upload a new pic!

Lulz. I was just raging so hard about this. It worked now for me though.

[cunfewzed]

Head to the new thread, *******s.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=158339883

[ACEthetics]

What do you all do once you get a girls number? I have like 5 numbers from tinder but haven't texted any of them yet.


I'll upload screenshots of the tinder convos later, too easy.

[ACEthetics]

edit - went to other thread...

[PowerAIDS]

^^^^you are one cheeky motherfcker mate. repped

[GardHainer]

What do you all do once you get a girls number? I have like 5 numbers from tinder but haven't texted any of them yet.


I'll upload screenshots of the tinder convos later, too easy.

Just say something like; ill text you a something dirty (or cock pic or similar) so you know its me.

Wait for them to reply with anything.

Then text em a pick of an actual cock (bird).

Easy and works 100% of the time.

[ACEthetics]

Just say something like; ill text you a something dirty (or cock pic or similar) so you know its me.

Wait for them to reply with anything.

Then text em a pick of an actual cock (bird).

Easy and works 100% of the time.

Every girls number that I've gotten I've stopped responding on tinder as soon as I get the number. The most recent one I got friday and it's now sunday night so I can't just be like "alright I'll text you something dirty so you know it's me" after I've already ended the convo on tinder by not responding.

[blahblahwer]

Oh lawd got matched yesterday with a girl that's 6'4"

isthisreallife.jpg

And she's american living in europe

[JustPissening]

I'm getting really tired of getting spoon pics and the girl looks way worse.

Now this girl wasn't hot before, maybe a 6/10 and but definitely smashable.

Here's her spoon pic:



U WOT M8

Please say you aren't going to smash that brah, have some self respect. Either way, stay safe.