Official Tinder Thread Part II

[cunfewzed]

Unlike some of the privileged people on here, I have never ****ed a 17 year old. I want to do it just once at least.

I want the memory. It's obviously not much to ask since most people have done it. Since it's not so much to ask, it's not an item of luxury and I still don't have it. I am therefore living in poverty and the term "first world problem" is a dumb thing to say. In fact, most men in developing countries have ****ed women that are 17 or younger in their lifetime.

[hallothere]

You people hate it when someone exposes your normal*** privilege. Being privileged is nothing to be ashamed of. You guys just want to believe you worked for what you have when in reality, DNA determines everything. Check your privilege and stop being such spoiled brats.

[cunfewzed]

You people hate it when someone exposes your normal*** privilege. Being privileged is nothing to be ashamed of. You guys just want to believe you worked for what you have when in reality, DNA determines everything. Check your privilege and stop being such spoiled brats.

[hallothere]

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People nowadays are ignorant. They think that when there is an age gap it means you are a ****. Even if there is a fixation on 17 year olds, that's ephebophilia, not ****philia. A 17 year old is pretty much in her sexual peak anyway.

[TellitAgain]

People nowadays are ignorant. They think that when there is an age gap it means you are a ****. Even if there is a fixation on 17 year olds, that's ephebophilia, not ****philia. A 17 year old is pretty much in her sexual peak anyway.

OK, tiger, not disagreeing with you. maybe enough about it on the tinder thread tho. perhaps make a separate thread about it i don't think misc has discussed this topic yet...

[cunfewzed]

OK, tiger, not disagreeing with you. maybe enough about it on the tinder thread tho. perhaps make a separate thread about it i don't think misc has discussed this topic yet...

truth. The Misc would be quite intrigued with this topic. How old are you, anyway?

[hallothere]

OK, tiger, not disagreeing with you. maybe enough about it on the tinder thread tho. perhaps make a separate thread about it i don't think misc has discussed this topic yet...

You mean I was negged because I posted this on this thread rather than negged because you are WKs who think age-gap sex is wrong?

[JakeTS86]

Strong 1st impression on the misc by this guy ^

[cunfewzed]

You mean I was negged because I posted this on this thread rather than negged because you are WKs who think age-gap sex is wrong?

I negged you because you are a douche-bag. It was kind of a waste, now that I think about it....

[hallothere]

Strong 1st impression on the misc by this guy ^

Thanks. I keep getting fan mail from all these new groupies I don't know like "ShxtIsWeak" and "cunfewzed". I'm not interested, homos.

[hallothere]

Before I get this I need to know everything to do and not to do so I get matches. In my photos I look autistic. I won't post my pic here but how do I look less autistic? I'm autistic by the way.

[CodeMan8]

Before I get this I need to know everything to do and not to do so I get matches. In my photos I look autistic. I won't post my pic here but how do I look less autistic? I'm autistic by the way.

DA phuck are you talking about son? You're autistic. You look autistic. In your pics you look autistic. Makes sense to me.

Read thread. Pick your best pics. Slap em on Tinder and start swiping.

[cunfewzed]

DA phuck are you talking about son? You're autistic. You look autistic. In your pics you look autistic. Makes sense to me.

Read thread. Pick your best pics. Slap em on Tinder and start swiping.

don't feed the troll, brah. let him die.

[SoberScotsman]

lol'd

Please don't use that pic, Sober. If you're using it now, take it down (on Tinder).

lol
nah man, no topless pics on tinder/ ********

That was a while ago so I've filled out a bit since then
I'm a whopping 138 lbs now

[Davidson4]

Been texting that Natalia girl from yesterday.. Hopefully going to hang out tomorrow night.. She already hinted at wanting to stay over.

Will keep y'all updated of course. Never smashed a tinder sloot but now I have 2 prospects at once.

[TellitAgain]

Been texting that Natalia girl from yesterday.. Hopefully going to hang out tomorrow night.. She already hinted at wanting to stay over.

Will keep y'all updated of course. Never smashed a tinder sloot but now I have 2 prospects at once.

good luck bro. clean up that room (aka throw everything in a bag in the closet) and get ready to smash. in for details

[SwiftRick]

Been texting that Natalia girl from yesterday.. Hopefully going to hang out tomorrow night.. She already hinted at wanting to stay over.

Will keep y'all updated of course. Never smashed a tinder sloot but now I have 2 prospects at once.

Good luck *******

It's always fun smashing your first tinder sloot

[1doctor]

"anal is not expected but appreciated"

doing this for my next match to show it works

[1doctor]

well this didn't take long




[edit] bish lives 5 miles from me, according to tinder. whats the over-under on my pullin a number here fellas?

[double edit] here's face pic. that tagline...not sure if she's talked with someone aware or not yet...

[spikebrah]

getting bored of this app pretty fast, it's always saying there no sloots in the vicinity. Only gotten 1 potential fuk on the cards from it, 6.9/10 but far too keen. Think she's just out of a relationship and wants dem cheeks clappin real quick, I don't really have time to see her till next week though and we haven't text as much the past couple of days. Other than that all my matches this week have been boring as fuk, plain janes who wanna talk about absolutely nothing.

Think I'm out. Gonna snatch some real life pussay tonight hopefully, I'm heading out.

[TellitAgain]

well this didn't take long
whats the over-under on my pullin a number here fellas?

pulling for you brah!!!

[1doctor]

pulling for you brah!!!

not lookin good atm, i'm spiralin down right now



but in other news, i'm 2/4 right now, waiting for 2 more to pls respond

[cunfewzed]

not lookin good atm, i'm spiralin down right now
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UZTLwGz.png[img]
but in other news, i'm 2/4 right now, waiting for 2 more to pls respond
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Sia6GcM.png/img]

A couple of observations:
1) You must use "You're everything I never thought I wanted in a girl" line based on her bio
2) *You're/your must be corrected since she's a bish anyways

i lol'd

[5HE0]

man i keep tellin folks the "can you take me in a fight" line is the perfect line. I've seriously never NOT had a reply to that line. I don't waste time anymore with any other line since that line is the skeleton key of vagine.

Aware me

[1doctor]

A couple of observations:
1) You must use "You're everything I never thought I wanted in a girl" line based on her bio
2) *You're/your must be corrected since she's a bish anyways

i lol'd

sent. she answered my last question with "deff not a booty call"

BISH get wrecked, you REPLIED and are STILL REPLYING to "anal is not required but appreciated" line and you aren't on tinder to phuck? I was born at night but it weren't last night...the more I think of it, the more I think my odds of smashin are increasing

Aware me

ez. simply just ask "can you take me in a fight?" You could be brock phuckin lesnar and girls are going to reply "oh of course!" or some playful chit like that. you ask why they're so confident and they'll say somethin dumb like "omg i had brothers growing up" or "cuz i'm full of awesome and one time i watched kickboxing on tv so i'm basically a pro" or some dumb sloot logic. then just say you'll play don king but it'll cost them extra to arrange this fight (don't actually namedrop don king, absolutely NONE of them will get it). Basically say like "aight then when should we schedule this fight to go down? sounds like it'll be a thriller"

then you bang them

i mean i cant walk you through the banging part but you got it from there brah, jesus take the wheel

[cunfewzed]

sent. she answered my last question with "deff not a booty call"

BISH get wrecked, you REPLIED and are STILL REPLYING to "anal is not required but appreciated" line and you aren't on tinder to phuck? I was born at night but it weren't last night...the more I think of it, the more I think my odds of smashin are increasing

I agree with you. She's already qualifying herself as a non-slut by throwing in the obligatory "this isn't a booty call" line. You know what that means....it means it's a booty call

[CodeMan8]

Having more luck on OKC than Tinder at the moment.

Brb just got a message back from 5'9" Aussie chick. Oh lawd.

[TellitAgain]

Having more luck on OKC than Tinder at the moment.

Brb just got a message back from 5'9" Aussie chick. Oh lawd.

i might join OKC or POF soon. tinder is the only site i've ever been on but i've had some success and now i want to take the online dating/hookup community by storm

[jimmyk21]

I agree with you. She's already qualifying herself as a non-slut by throwing in the obligatory "this isn't a booty call" line. You know what that means....it means it's a booty call

Lulz I was coming here to post the exact same thing. Got my third tinder "lay" last night. I say "lay" because I didn't smash because she was on her period. She was grinding on me pretty hardcore and asked "is this too much teasing?" and I said "not if you finish the job." Commence blow job, success. Smash will come in due time, she said she wanted to.

But let me back up a second, my original point was that if they say nothing will happen, you're in. I don't get why this is true but it is. This chic specifically said before we hung out "I hope you know we're not sleeping together." This is what you say when that happens: "Who says I decided if I want to yet?" Bishes panties are instantly wet because you showed you aren't another dime a dozen WK chasing her. She now instantly wants sum fuk and you just have to not blow it.

I'd share a pic but this girl blocked me on tinder for coming on too strong sexually through text(after I got the number). I don't even remember how I recovered but I did, lulz. She's the 2nd of my 3 tinder successes that talked to me first, another sign you're in. We're all gonna make it brahs.

[kman3b18]

^

No, you are not aesthetic enough to have a shirtless picture in tinder. I think a shirtless pic can work, but you need to be cut.

This, the second option never works. Only problem is I've wasted so much time on dates that went nowhere. Just got back from one tonight in fact, all she wanted to do was have a couple of drinks and be boring. She even said she had to get up at 5.30 the next morning so I knew it was going to be a waste of time.

You just have terrible game if that's happening, sorry m8. If a woman swipes you and meets up with you then she wants you in her sugar walls; you're clearly being boring yourself or blowing it in some way.