Parents banned me from farting in house srs

[mightymeaty]

protein farts just seem to be getting worse by the week, srs
parents have banned me from farting in the house its that bad
said if i dont start going outside to do it then their gonna make me see a doctor and stop taking protein shakes
already been kicked out of class several times at school for this
even had phone call home for disrupting class on multiple occassions
really cant help it and dont know what to do?

[PBateman2]

LOL...repped.

Man Im not sure what you should do.

[Aestheticrobot]

How did they know it was you at school?

[765]

eat a better quality non dairy based protein source; try to figure out what gives you gas and remove it from your diet

[anonymous]

see a gastroentinologist(sic)

[Terrimonas]

Have you considered quitting school and joining the a travelling freak show carnival as the magnificent balloon blowing man?

[bambam601]

go to your doctor and get a fart card.

[cirion0000]

Sounds like you are eating way too much protein. I had a similar problem until I toned it down to realistic levels. 0.8x your lean body mass (in lb) of grams a day of protein or so.