Why do chicks use so much ****ing toilet paper

[BoltzmannEq]

srs? I can imagine it is kind of like when you try to pour water out of a coffee cup without a strong enough angle and it all dribbles down the side and all over the table

they need to get their hand down their and spread dem lips and ****

Yeah man, they literally piss all over their crotch and sometimes on their legs if there are flaps disrupting the flow.

[jasowhit]

I always tell them they got to learn to **** at work.

[Trapstar4.4]

They use so much, but the way they pee is a mess. Source: Riley Reid recorded her peeing on her twitter.

true
that sht comes out like a half clogged shower head

[AlanStone]

Because they mummify their hand before they dab at their vaginas. Most people use too much TP in general.

Reminds me of my fav Ted Talk.
How to use 1 paper towel after the bathroom (4 min video):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FMBSblpcrc

[bigbootyjudy]

They wipe their tears aknowledging that they are the inferior gender each time they sit to pee.

[Techriding101]

I chit more than 5 times a day and a roll would last a week for me

I've observed girls use 6 rolls in less than 2 days

yeah it blows my mind. I'll have a 1/4 of a roll left and think to myself "Well techriding, you should be good for a few more days, maybe even make it to next friday if you have a few ghost poops"

brb girlfriend comes over
brb uses the rest of my toilet paper the first piss she takes
wtf

[tarheelblue0378]

if they dont wipe spreading their poosy lips would look like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

and i just threw up a little bit

thats grose jethro

[gsharpp]

lol i haven't bought a single roll of toilet paper in months. every time i poop I hop straight in the shower and get my angus sparkly clean.

when girls are over and they have to use my restroom I hand them a bunch of napkins and tell them I forgot to buy toilet paper. dealwithit.gif

if they dont wipe spreading their poosy lips would look like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

[medhead]

If you're still in a honeymoon phase, they're probs embarrassed taking dumps & using half a roll to muffle the sound or some chit (srs).

[mchabs]

they're flushing massive amounts of toilet paper down the toilet to cover up for not using any.

[Idontevenliftt]

Go through a roll of toilet paper in like 3 days crew.

[Dan916]

1 roll lasts me 3 weeks

also if u dont dab your toilet paper in water you are an unhygeinic smelly shtstain, literally.

[Chrome Face]

plus they kiss it after they put on lipstick. no clue wtf this does??

[Chrome Face]

if they dont wipe spreading their poosy lips would look like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

wholly fukn lol/groce...

[serving10s]

lmao @ this entire post. 5-star thread.

i can confirm i put toilet paper on the seat. it's gross if you don't regardless of gender imo.

[bcim]

I use a good amount. Hairy ass problems.

[bobbobson]

Girls end up urinating all over themselves due to a poor genital layout. It's srsly groce.

why get into that crap (no pun intendus)? inferior gender pisses over their ass half the time and wipe it off half of THAT time

just deal with it OP

srs? is this true?