Allright. I have to vent, this just happened and I am totally phucking serious right now, faith in humanity lost right now. brb giving up Bodybulding and persuing career as +size model instead. Pictures to help explain.
Just got out of the gym, pumped up as phuck cause its chest-monday! Feeling joocy i decide to rock my misc stringer, fits like a glove and gives 10%+ testo when doing chest (documented proof, srs) I look something like this in it.
As you can see, i look PRETTY phucking yolked. so yolked i make dem 11/10 peek twice and blush, i see them rubbing their phones in their pockets, signalling them wanting me to give them my number. But nah! I aint no beta WK phaggot brony. I just give them the 'I will rape you if i get the chance' peek and smile I can see them turning behind me and going all " Foaah! Booky is jacked as phuck! I'm myrin that sh!tknt like a mafakka, I require his genetics inside my babby. Srs wood plow him like right here on the bench" Looks something like this!
But i aint giving them anything, because i'm saving myself for dat Emma Watson time. Nomsayin brahs?
But Booky aint all bad, he's actually quite nice! One of them friendly nice guys! I rather spend my time lifting people up then putting them down, so everyone gets dat dere aesthetic smile of the northern gods! Even dem -1/10 beached Whales because I srs dont want people to feel bad about themselves.
As i walk past, give her a kind nod and a smile, i see her eyeing me up and down, now this whale isn't your regular beached mammal, No, this is a over 9000 pound pacific ocean blue whale, Straight off the gainer this one. She's wearing bootyshorts that actually compress her butt out of her pants, the tight tank top gives the back boobs and her own flotation rings. But i dont care. Everyone deserves 'dat dere smile' Beause Booky is one happy knt today! She has her daughter with her, cute as a button this one, future aesthetic male slayer if she plays her cards right!
Suddenly i feel a tug on my shoulder, a sloppy fat grip, if it werent for my serrated deltoids of prosperity the grip would flopp off and she'd fall face first onto the concrete and slide all the way back into the ocean due to her greasiness.
Now, I dont like people touching me, i've got personal space issues and usually swing at people poking me from behind instinctively. I somehow remain calm and take off my earbuds because i see her mouth moving, " What?" i say in a slightly confused voice, as i've no reason how to talk whale-ish i have to concentrate on her mouth and try to figure out what she was saying.
The exact qoute is, as she covers her daughters eyes with her other sloppy, greasy hand.
"For gods sakes, cover yourself up!! " Dare i remind you that she's screaming this at the top of her lungs in the busiest street in town. People actually stop around is to look.
My mind starts to race, What do i respond to this whale who's trying to communicate with me?
Cool story bro?
Sloots gonna sloot?
Whales gonna whale?
U wot m8?
Do you even lift?
Then it struck me. Her face, she's not angry at me, shes jealous.. Really phucking jealous... She stopped a yolked as phuck sikknt wearing a stringer because she feels the need to stand above me in some way. She craves attention, she wants me to respond with something quirky so she cant start to scream even more. I aint gonna fall for that. No, this whale aint gonna get my time of the day! No ser! So what do i do?
I smirk and let out a giggle, because I know deep down she's so insecure she has to try and wear the skimpiest clothes imagineable to get attention from desperate males.
In some way i feel bad for laughing, cus' as i said before, you shouldn't bring people down, only lift them up, "Do to others what you want in return". But you know what? Phuck her, She's just another hater who needs some retarded reason to feel good about being fat.
I turn back around and walk away, hearing her screaming behind me, " Dont you dare walk away from me!" But no, ive got more important things to do. Like being what i want to be. Being strong in mind and body, mental and physical progress. Because thats what i strive for. If she wants to spend her days being mad at anyone who has it better then her, so be it. But I wont feel bad for her, people like that are everywhere, but you know what? Whatever sh!t they put on your shoulders, you squat that phucking sh!t and clean-press it off.