Your most embarrassing sexual experience ?

[myrongainsz]

I'm a FA virgin ******* and i only came close once to getting laid when i was in a taxi with two of my mates and there was three drunk sloots on top of us in the back seat, we were heading to my mate's place. i was 18 at the time, no experience with girls which was why my friends were trying to get me laid (still not much exp, im turning 20 soon), the sloot on top of me kept grinding awkwardly, i got semi hard as i was drunk too, as you can already guess, i came then and there, one of my mates asked me why i was holding my breath for few seconds and breathing so heavily, i told him "asthma, i forgot my inhaler. i gotta go" or some bullchit. i got out, and took another taxi home.

i dont think anyone can beat my FA experience.

[daysoftheweek]

a 35 year old woman told me shed **** my brains out in front of my mom and i tried to get her alone to see if she would

[coozapalooza]

A few situations that came to mind for me were surely more awkward for the girl, so I dunno if that counts.

One would be pretty typical, I was hooking up with a girl in my car and when I went to bring one of my arms around I accidentally elbowed her. That was before though, so it didn't stop anything.

Also, when I was quite a bit younger definitely in retrospect a beta *******, I once told a girl "I'm gonna tear that pussy up"...yes I watched a lot of porn. She obviously didn't like it but didn't say anything in response. Still got to do it though so I guess it wasn't terrible.

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[NeverbackDwn]

went down on a girl.(first time) thought her hairy ass hole was her pussy for a while

[WinningBrah]

walked in on by my dad

walked in on by my roommate

stared at the entire time by my cat

all srs btw

[BicepsCrew]

[daysoftheweek]

went down on a girl.(first time) thought her hairy ass hole was her pussy for a while

your avatar fits the scene

[winjones]

One of the first times I had sex I had no idea how condoms worked... it snapped on my dick and it ****ing HURT (srs).

The girl laughed at me

EDIT - and the first time I went down on a girl in my early teens I was so scared... She refused to suck my donk anymore unless I ate out her paw paw. So I mustered up the courage and did it. I was so ****ing confused and had no clue what to do. I stared into her vagina like:



EDIT #2 - omg so many once I think about it.

When I was a teen I bought some sloot back to the hotel we were vacationing at. We were hooking up on the bed I heard my mom come in and I literally KICKED this girl on the floor and pretended to be asleep. After my mom left the girl stormed out of my room.

[ButWhoWasPh0ne]

girl was giving me a terrible bj.

she stops.

looks up at me. she's crying. goes all emo and tells me "im afraid ill never see you again."

needless to say, she didn't ever see me again.

[composedpocket]

Lost balance during a kiss and nearly fell over.

[WeepingIndian]

fuk, so many. not really embarassing but funny, girl falling off bed, head butting each other

first time fingering, didnt know where the hole was

p.s its deeper than you think

[zacharytucker]

ex burped in my mouth and I reflexively and accidentally launched her off the bed, started laughing pretty hard and let out a loud fart, which i hope she didnt hear over my laughter. was awks.

[My_Friend]

I lost my virginity to a catholic priest. The embarassing thing is I went back three times (no homo)

[AbsOnAbsOnAbs]

went down on a girl.(first time) thought her hairy ass hole was her pussy for a while

[MehAesthetics]

lold at everyone response itt

[2pacalypto]

blwoing my load in less than a min with some fat whale

Moving to 69 and the girl whipped her legs around and put her toe in my ear

Hve tried to put it in the ******* multiple times thinking its vag when I've been fuked up

Once I think some bar sloot farted too when she was on top but neither of us said anything

[Eetsleeplift]

15 yrs old trying to get a bj, girl says "if i don't give you one you'll hate me"

I say "you're right"

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Another time eating my new gf out for the 1st time (16 yrs old) 10 yr old brother walks in like hey dood.

Last one, drunk and fuark with my hs gf "wanna f in the ass?" ..."Sure" proceed to pound the fuk out of tht azz no mercy no lube. Next morning she wakes up like wut. Never got within 50 miles of tht ass again.

[daysoftheweek]

a 15 year old, when i was 17 told me because i dont wanna talk to her for being stupid and creepy yelled she was gonna let me put it in her butt


then it turned out she was pregnant with some ginger mutant

[winjones]

It took me a while to understand insertion... the first few times I clapped cheeks I had NO CLUE how to stick my dick in a vagina. Every time it was time to clap I was like

[ironeagle145]

Phucked ex girlfriend in butt at bosses guest house. Left stains on the sheetzzz. Lights were off, didn't know that it was there till morning, proceeded to shower after that.

[Condyle]

First blowjob. Was 16, local roughnut (long hair, piercings, general shabby demeanor). New GF, was 15, local catholic schoolgirl. Wealthy parents. Sloot be slumming it hard.

Invites me to party with her rich af classmates - they all neg and disregard. May have had something to do with the high-alcohol home-made ouzo I was drinking out of 600ml Coke bottles. I neck the lot in record time, figuring I'd leave soon and go meet up with my pals.

Get legless drunk.

Girl drags me into this granny-flat setup in the middle of the backyard where the party was held. Starts going to business. Whole world spinning, still mirin my cock getting sucked. Three or four preppy WK motherfukkers burst in halfway through - maybe they thought saving her from the drunken scumbag would score them some cawksuckery as well. Throw me out into middle of party with pants around my ankles.

Music didn't come to a sudden halt but may as well have.

I didn't give a fuk. Way too drunk, didn't like anyone and my cawk was still wet. Hitched up my pants but for some reason didn't do the top button up. Stumbled around party for 20min with my pants undone saying god knows what to random groups of horrified rich kids.

Went home. Blue balls of peace.

[Eetsleeplift]

It took me a while to understand insertion... the first few times I clapped cheeks I had NO CLUE how to stick my dick in a vagina. Every time it was time to clap I was like

The hole is fukkin lower down than you think, they should advise in sex ed.

[johndoejd54]

my fat ugly ex in general

[vsvs]

brb v-card
brb didnt know if i should keep lights on or off
brb was kinda bored so i turned on the TV in the room and flipped thru channels while she was riding me

[winjones]

First blowjob. Was 16, local roughnut (long hair, piercings, general shabby demeanor). New GF, was 15, local catholic schoolgirl. Wealthy parents. Sloot be slumming it hard.

Invites me to party with her rich af classmates - they all neg and disregard. May have had something to do with the high-alcohol home-made ouzo I was drinking out of 600ml Coke bottles. I neck the lot in record time, figuring I'd leave soon and go meet up with my pals.

Get legless drunk.

Girl drags me into this granny-flat setup in the middle of the backyard where the party was held. Starts going to business. Whole world spinning, still mirin my cock getting sucked. Three or four preppy WK motherfukkers burst in halfway through - maybe they thought saving her from the drunken scumbag would score them some cawksuckery as well. Throw me out into middle of party with pants around my ankles.

Music didn't come to a sudden halt but may as well have.

I didn't give a fuk. Way too drunk, didn't like anyone and my cawk was still wet. Hitched up my pants but for some reason didn't do the top button up. Stumbled around party for 20min with my pants undone saying god knows what to random groups of horrified rich kids.

Went home. Blue balls of peace.

[Wantaripbod]

Get blood all over my crotch after ****ing a girl on her period.


Thank god for condoms.

[Mate1]

Vomited on a sloot while fingering her

Exactly 2 years ago from today

[coozapalooza]

Oh, I thought of another one.

First time going down on a girl, pretty early in high school, she wasn't shaved all that well. Most of her pubes were shaved but there were a few stray hairs. I didn't behave like it but inside I thought she was out of my league so I tried to not do anything to offend her too much before we got to fuggin'...well anyways needless to say I had no idea what I was doing. I don't even really remember how the actual action went, but I can tell you when I came up I had a pube stuck in between my two front teeth. No I didn't bite her pussy, I guess it just got in there.

mfw

[johndoejd54]

I don't remember exactly how it went down it was like 3 years ago but i was getting a blowjob from a girl and it might have been first but i don't remember. Up to this point i only saw pornos so i started to reenact them. I don't remember exactly but i think i like pulled her hair and shoved her head down my cawk and called her a whore or something. Needless to say she stopped and started to cry.


first time i fingered a girl i couldn't find anything and she had to guide me

[tehczar]

I was really drunk and high, and started jerking it in the living room. Fell asleep and parents come home with my hand on my bird and lotion all over my johnson.