Do people check you out every time you enter a room?

[discdoggie]

Everyone loves dogs!

Everyone SHOULD!!

Where do you live? You may need to relocate. Maybe it's just because I deal with a lot of tradesmen but I know of a lot of guys who have great jobs, own their own vehicles, boats, quads, motorbikes, and homes. I also don't know one single male cat owner!

Just a running joke a girlfriend and I had (I was living in FL at the time) She was internet dating, and it seemed impossible for her to meet someone who was employed without a DUI. Many had moved back in with their parents, and many had 2 or more cats . and that is just (to me) weird.

[lolakitten]

[djflex]

[lolakitten]

[djflex]

[lolakitten]

[ElderJefferson]

[GKC45]

This is why Lola hates dogs-

[drudixon]

No driving because of visual problems okay. I was talking mulitiple DUIs or suspensions for failure to appear in court for moving violations.



Srs

What are ya doing later

[VIslander]

The only checking out I get is at a grocery store cashier.

[lolakitten]

[GuyJin]

would be willing to re-locate for a gainfully employed, licensed, non-catS-owning, own-apartment-living Knight In Shining Armour.

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Does he have to be a White Knight? Because I know someone who fits the bill.

ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChazWood]

[lolakitten]

[ChazWood]

I go both ways.

With animals...

wait...

[IronCharles]

The avatars give credibility to the advice.

My advice on growing a beard? Do nothing for a few years.




And in B4 someone insists they have a better way.......

[Old-Time-Lifter]

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Does he have to be a White Knight? Because I know someone who fits the bill.

ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I am married....... and we have three cats as well.

The little Chihuahua is actually my daughters dog, I have a Abyssinian kitty, named AnnaBelle Leigh. She wakes me up nearly every morning around 3 am because she wants to be petted. LOL My wife has a Burmese named Mr. Tibbles, and my daughter has a farm cat named Jade who looks Siamese but heaven only knows what all is in him.

[EjnarKolinkar]

My advice on growing a beard? Do nothing for a few years.




And in B4 someone insists they have a better way.......

Noted. Protip. Beard at stage 2 right now. Commencing nothing.


I find clown shoes work best for getting noticed entering a room, or carrying a dozen Krispy-Kreme's.

[dungeonmistress]

they do. rooms, crowded malls, indoors outdoors it doesn't matter. I'm dead serious and i fukking hate it. it's why i stay covered in hoodies whenever possible.

[fittofattofit]

Since this has turned into a dog and cat thread


No no-one ever looks at me .... I'm sure I'm invisible, but when I walk the dog people stop me in the street all the time



Srs!

If I was on the market I reckon the best way to meet a new woman would be to take the dog for lots of walks

[GuyJin]

When my older son was just a baby I used to take him for walks in the carriage. I swear, he was a chick magnet. Every woman from the age of sixteen until thirty wanted to know how they could get a cute baby like that. I told them "marry a foreigner like me" which made them giggle. I'm nothing special to look at, not even close, but my son--now thirteen--was one cute baby. On our recent trip to Guam he turned a lot of heads. One cute girl asked him on a date...good for his ego!

However, those days of getting stares are long over. Now people look at me and ask if I need help walking upstairs.

Getting old sucks rocks...

[UberSuper]

[Corbi]

My sister in-law who lives with us has a cat and it's a real douche bag too. Constantly screwing with my dog, anytime he walks by that damn cat will reach out and slap him in the head. Dog used to then chase him around but has finally given up and just ignores it but that cat won't stop doing it.

[GuyJin]

We used to raise guinea pigs when I was a boy. One of our piggies had babies and we gave one of the babies to a Scottish woman who named him Geordie. Little thing grew up on beer, pretzels, and swimming. It got to be big, nasty, and mean although it never bit me or its owners, but woe unto any strangers who put their hands down to pet him. Would fight anything that moved. One day I went over during the summer for a visit and they had Geordie grazing on the lawn--guinea pigs like eating grass--and the neighbors' cat came nosing around.

It left ten seconds later minus half an ear and one eye. I never saw any fight so one-sided in my life. The cat ran off yowling. Its owner came running over fifteen minutes later, demanding an explanation. We all pointed to Geordie, calmly cleaning off his claws and face. He didn't believe it...but the cat never came back.

[blkbelt42]

What is thin stuff?

Must be the complete opposite of what the fat guy does.

[ElderJefferson]

dogs rule




And here's a little cheat sheet for the dog/cat derail crowd:

[discdoggie]

Although I could never have one in this household, I have nothing personally against cats. (Don't let Bob the Wonder Dog ever read this!). I love all animals.

It's just that, IME, men who own more than one are...well, they all have been very weird.

[drudixon]

Some cats have personality, many though don't. I don't mind cats as animals, but being allergic to them sucks.

[ElderJefferson]

It's just that, IME, men who own more than one are...well, they all have been very weird.

I grew up with cats in the house (step mom loved those things). Dad only tolerated them because they helped keep the field mice out of the house. His favorite hobby was kicking them out of the way, though.

I won't even begin to tell you the stories of cruel torture my cats endured at my hands. I've made many a woman cry with those...

[dungeonmistress]

Some cats have personality, many though don't. I don't mind cats as animals, but being allergic to them sucks.

I'm allergic too - just read that within 5 years there's a new pet allergy med coming that turns off how our bodies react to the proteins in cat skin saliva and urine, now that the proteins been identified.