Not mine, but the funniet person I know used this...
"How big are you"
"4 inches hard"
"I'd be better off just masturbating"
He fuk'd her that night loolololol, hes something around 6
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07-28-2013, 05:18 PM #61Registered User
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07-28-2013, 05:25 PM #62Banned
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oh i get it, she dominated you.Originally Posted by Navynukeman
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07-28-2013, 05:27 PM #63Stoic lobster
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I'm a post-op tranny
Perpetually battling the existential void of our finite existence.
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07-28-2013, 05:27 PM #64Registered User
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I once told a girl 'I enjoy spending time with my parents' ...
I once told a girl I coined the phrase 'Pardon my French' ...
finally, I once told a girl 'I don't eat cake because it goes right to my thighs'
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07-28-2013, 05:29 PM #65*Quality Poster*
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u got ur height genetics from ur mum huhOriginally Posted by Griggz
280/335/475
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07-28-2013, 05:31 PM #66Registered User
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I don't have to lie my way to sex, you beta pussy.
The real winner in any argument is the one who learns from it. Evolve your beliefs. Reevaluate your primitive ideas when a better alternative arises. Admit when you're wrong. Be humble. Rely on logic and reasoning, common sense, not blind faith and stubbornness. Question everything.
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07-28-2013, 05:31 PM #67Cheers
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tfw this isn't a lie. fuk my cawkOriginally Posted by eljobber
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07-28-2013, 05:33 PM #68Banned
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Would wing for my friend at parties. He would tell girl he's an F-18 pilot, stupid bishes dont know any better. Hes 21 lol.
I'd stroll by and casually say "Hey dude, did you tell her you're a pilot?" and the girl always says some sh*t like "OMG he was just telling me that!!"
Lewl
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07-28-2013, 05:36 PM #69Registered User
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Some of them already said:
-"Yes I'm 18/legal"
-"Yeah I go to school here" (used during overnight college visitations many moons ago)
And semi-related:
-"I promise not to get it in your hair"
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07-28-2013, 05:51 PM #70Registered User
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My dicks 8"
By the time it got to it she didn't care** KNEE DRAGGERS UNITE **
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07-29-2013, 11:05 AM #71The World Is Yours
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bump
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07-29-2013, 11:11 AM #72
We're not actually related.
Thick. Solid. Tight.
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07-29-2013, 11:37 AM #73Banned
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I have leukaemia
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07-29-2013, 11:40 AM #74Registered User
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LOL isn't that what every guy says.Originally Posted by matcallo
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07-29-2013, 11:44 AM #75Deregistered User
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Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner. I can confirm this works.Originally Posted by eljobber
Although for me it has only been once, so it's barely a lie.***70's Diet Crew***
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The day you started lifting is the day you became forever small, because you will never be as big as you want to be.
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07-29-2013, 11:46 AM #76I love youOriginally Posted by catm566
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07-29-2013, 11:46 AM #77Known Browns Fan
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You can just sleep with me in my bed, I won't touch you I swear.
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07-29-2013, 11:47 AM #78I'm not that bright
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"I put $100 under your mattress"
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07-29-2013, 11:48 AM #79Registered User
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"I really like you"
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07-29-2013, 11:50 AM #80
"no I want more than this I promise"
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07-29-2013, 11:51 AM #81Registered User
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"I'm 6ft"
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07-29-2013, 11:52 AM #82Banned
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i'm kinda a big deal
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07-29-2013, 11:54 AM #83Oats n Hoes
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Originally Posted by JoshBrown1993
Lmao the amount of times this has been said is just too damn high!It's not what car you drive, it's the size of the arm hanging out the window
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07-29-2013, 11:58 AM #84Eat more
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**** telling her to stop just before you bust, nomsayin'?Originally Posted by Ravalis
Doing it for myself, no one else.
Love to lift, don't lift for love.
Used to be 140lbs
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07-29-2013, 12:04 PM #85Platinum Member
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im going in for bone marrow transplant next week for a kid i don't even know, so i came out tonight to take you home
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07-29-2013, 12:07 PM #86Banned
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My name is Art Vandelay, I run Vandelay industries
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07-29-2013, 12:08 PM #87Banned
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Neat I just tell them Im a sniper.Originally Posted by Skeptical_Hippo
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07-29-2013, 12:09 PM #88Registered User
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im 8 inches
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07-29-2013, 12:09 PM #89Registered Chooser
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I'm just waiting for a miscer to pop up in this thread and say they got accused of rape because the woman had sex "under false pretenses" or something.
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07-29-2013, 12:12 PM #90Registered User
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"I'm a convicted rapist"
srs
She knew it was a joke.
Also told plenty that I don't liftRepping funny posts on sight
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