Lets write a STORY one sentence at a time!

[GrindEmDown]

and then, Ronnie walked in the door, and screamed...."

Here comes the neg train." Then

[itlstallion96]

Here comes the neg train." Then

xfirewolfx begged ronnie for reps instead

[waxingturtle98]

but ronnie replied "no thanks jeff"

[Nic70707]

but ronnie replied "no thanks jeff"

and proceeded to stick an apple up his angus

[djstarscr3am]

but the apple slipped and he fisted himself

[Baylorballs]

After finishing the apple, the was an odd tingling feeling in his nut sack

[Zackad]

Because he realized there's a thread out there where sentences are actually fragments with poverty grammar

[GrindEmDown]

and then, a wild chink appeared, and said "

I see london, I see france" So

[Jayhawker23]

I will rape you if I get the chance

[waxingturtle98]

then i shall create a post on the misc, asking misc brothers "wut do?"

[itlstallion96]

and then, a wild chink appeared, and said "

"$200 from $0 is 200% profit"

[Noobgainshehe]

Ain't nuttin but a peanut bruh

[STAYDENCH]

then he took a **** and rubbed it on da building

[bulkbreh]

then he took a **** and rubbed it on da building

then he started masturbating and accidentally busted a nut in his own face cause his dink was so long

[LaxinAround]

BOOM, protein everywhere!

[4thegangas]

Then his cat came running into the room and took a dump in his mouth

[tapout17]

Then his cat came running into the room and took a dump in his mouth

He heads to the store to buy mouthwash, the dump is still in his mouth.

[reinsdorfsucks]

He heads to the store to buy mouthwash, the dump is still in his mouth.

But the store has new ownership and was converted into a dance club

[j00cey]

he then decides to eat the dump to reach his macros for the day

[MasterYomega]

he then decides to eat the dump to reach his macros for the day

Then he wakes up and realizes that he shouldn't make gains the priority in his life and instead proposes to the first stripper to offer him a lapdance in the club.

[Bleachway]

He then stuck his big penor into her ass and she screamed.

[ttaylor0024]

Then he wakes up and realizes that he shouldn't make gains the priority in his life and instead proposes to the first stripper to offer him a lapdance in the club.

The stripper replies, "Sorry, I don't date *******s."

[mike201011]

The stripper replies, "Sorry, I don't date *******s."

and he said 'how can i be an ******* if i took your girls virginity' then mangos proceeded to be thrown and

[jacob553]

and he said 'how can i be an ******* if i took your girls virginity' then mangos proceeded to be thrown and

Matt Ogus popped out and made a sickening salad out of the mangos, while rubbing lotion on himself for G4p, Then Chris Lavado popped out and

[Jacked46]

Matt Ogus popped out and made a sickening salad out of the mangos, while rubbing lotion on himself for G4p, Then Chris Lavado popped out and

Said," I don't give a chit Lisa!"

[reinsdorfsucks]

Said," I don't give a chit Lisa!"

Ahh!!! Ahh!!!

[carpediempig]

Ahh!!! Ahh!!!

Suddenly, Daniel the magical vampire burrito came out of Lavado's angus and bit Lisa

[AKMuzzle]

and then the miscer woke up........

[BunkMoreland]

and then the miscer woke up........

looked at himself in the mirror, grabbed his toothbrush, and..

[Coverup]

looked at himself in the mirror, grabbed his toothbrush, and..

brushed his teeth whilst doing a clean set of calf raises. Suddenly the phone rang