The French thread

[Parisii]

French miscers, French speakers, questions about France, French food, French music...

Bienvenue sur le thread français.

Inb4 in on last page.

[PhiDelt234]

J'adore francais

[Staynlean]

in.

[Canadas_elite]

sup

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

bonjour me like wine and bread

[PhiDelt234]

Went to france last summer, best place I have ever been. Although I got lost on the streets of paris for 6 hours I still love that place. I still have my metro tickets

[Parisii]

bonjour me like wine and bread

When I was little I thought baguettes could be found everywhere in the world. Can't live without it.

Went to france last summer, best place I have ever been. Although I got lost on the streets of paris for 6 hours I still love that place. I still have my metro tickets

Lol, where did you get lost ? And how ? Metro is everywhere !

[ptotheb]

Je m'en fou, mon pote.

[DeLaSoul88]

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

When I was little I thought baguettes could be found everywhere in the world. Can't live without it.

In all seriousness bread baked in certain styles is amazing makes my mouth water.

[BillGainz]

Op is a baguette

[GoobyPls]

i was born in france and ive been there a million times, cant speak the language though. love paris.

my contribution will be this fukked up hip hop terrorist rap video, enjoy

[Tune5k]

wee wee

[BadrG]

Wesh, des gens sur toulouse ?

[Psyren]

j'etudiez francais pour 12 ans, mais j'ai peur que c'etait pour rien car j'ai pas le parlez depuis deux ans


god must've butchered that

[Aguy2diefor]

j'ai une grosse bite

[theRealGriNC]

Best thing from france





DRISSS IS ALPHA

[Mwizzle]

Not french but..

growing up in Canada we had this smoking hot french teacher back in 5th grade....woodberry out of my mind.

FrenchWomen/10

Je voudrais enterrer ma bite si loin dans le cul de ma prof de français, il faudrait roi arthur pour le sortir

how's my french?

[PhiDelt234]

When I was little I thought baguettes could be found everywhere in the world. Can't live without it.



Lol, where did you get lost ? And how ? Metro is everywhere !

I was at the phantom of the opera place and my hotel was across town and I knew I had to take the metro but didn't know which stops to get off lol. Some lady in a computer shop helped me and called a cab for me.

[genghiskhan2nd]

Je te donne mon skype address(?) si tu peux parler avec moi

I.e I wanna practise my french with you on skype if thats cool with you.

Pm'd you

[HolyCowBatman]

PO est une tapette

[Beast92]

how does french breath and average smile/teeth compare to british.

I consider british teeth and breath smell horrid, same for most germans (met tons of both breeds). I tend to believe that french kunts also have dem fuked up grills but wut u think?

[Parisii]

Best thing from france





DRISSS IS ALPHA

Worst movie ever, very cliché I cringed at this movie.

Not french but..

growing up in Canada we had this smoking hot french teacher back in 5th grade....woodberry out of my mind.

FrenchWomen/10

Je voudrais enterrer ma bite si loin dans le cul de ma prof de français, il faudrait roi arthur pour le sortir

how's my french?

Je dirais "J'enterrerais ma bite si loin dans le cul de ma prof de français, que celui qui arriverait à la sortir serait couronné roi Arthur."

I was at the phantom of the opera place and my hotel was across town and I knew I had to take the metro but didn't know which stops to get off lol. Some lady in a computer shop helped me and called a cab for me.

Ok, damn 6 hours is a lot, surprised you didn't hate Paris after that lol

[Marcocino]

Je vais en France in 3 weeks!

Crushing on French girl right now, what can I say in french to make her heart melt french brahs?

[Parisii]

how does french breath and average smile/teeth compare to british.

I consider british teeth and breath smell horrid, same for most germans (met tons of both breeds). I tend to believe that french kunts also have dem fuked up grills but wut u think?

I very rarely see fuked up teeth / bad breath.
I have a friend who was in a host family in Germany, and the whole family had their toothbrushs at the top of a tall cupboard (basically unattainable without climbing on a chair). But in France, I've never heard of such a thing.

[Mwizzle]

Je dirais "J'enterrerais ma bite si loin dans le cul de ma prof de français, que celui qui arriverait à la sortir serait couronné roi Arthur."

Merci

[Parisii]

Je vais en France in 3 weeks!

Crushing on French girl right now, what can I say in french to make her heart melt french brahs?

Generic lines are as cheesy in French as they are in English. Sorry, I can't really help :/

[theRealGriNC]

Worst movie ever, very cliché I cringed at this movie.

odd. it is one my favorite international movies and is highly rated.

[PhiDelt234]

Worst movie ever, very cliché I cringed at this movie.



Je dirais "J'enterrerais ma bite si loin dans le cul de ma prof de français, que celui qui arriverait à la sortir serait couronné roi Arthur."



Ok, damn 6 hours is a lot, surprised you didn't hate Paris after that lol

Honestly it left a sour taste in my mouth because I was reminded of that terrible day. I was pretty close to sleeping on the streets of paris. I tried calling 911 there but 911 there isn't 911 so I was out of luck. After paris I stayed in pau for 2 months

[Parisii]

odd. it is one my favorite international movies and is highly rated.

Yes most people in France liked it too, but I hated the cliche of the rich, weak and posh white guy, and the strong, fun and natural black guy.

Honestly it left a sour taste in my mouth because I was reminded of that terrible day. I was pretty close to sleeping on the streets of paris. I tried calling 911 there but 911 there isn't 911 so I was out of luck. After paris I stayed in pau for 2 months

Is 911 for the police or other services too ? In France you can call the 17 for police.
I don't know Pau at all, but you stayed a long time ! Was it for vacations of did you work there ?