ITT: Confess a secret

[blair420]

once jerked to t-porn...commenced no fap shortly after..

[Drew445]

most people/girls think im some kinda player, probably because all the tattoos and stuff, but in reality i'm a complete nerd.

[Marky22]

I'm married to three different men and we hav three different kids together

[gentilhomme]

I spanked it to tranny porn 2 times

[Spoderman1]

8 y old, was at grandma house, ate too much watermelon and pissed my pants, i had to wear grandmas panties all day...

[AtomicVeggie]

Some of my IRL friends are miscers and know my name so they may see this, but **** it.

I can never stop thinking about my ex of almost three years and it's been a year and a half since we broke up. I've done no contact with her for over a year, banged over two dozen chicks and done everything they say to get over her, but nothing has worked. Think about her at least once a day and it's torture.

I may have had a gay experience (srs) when I was extremely drunk. I don't remember it though

[LurkingSince09]

Some of my IRL friends are miscers and know my name so they may see this, but **** it.

I can never stop thinking about my ex of almost three years and it's been a year and a half since we broke up. I've done no contact with her for over a year, banged over two dozen chicks and done everything they say to get over her, but nothing has worked. Think about her at least once a day and it's torture.

I may have had a gay experience (srs) when I was extremely drunk. I don't remember it though

Damn brah, I'm sorry. Why did you guys break up?

[GodoFaesthetics]

shat myself in 4th grade, and went commando all day after that

[KokuDES]

I was walking back at night after volunteering and there is a large uphill road that I was walking down. So it's pretty dark outside, so I whip out my dink and pee'd straight down the center of the road where the line was and I then after I was done I ran down the hill alongside my pee stream and raced it.

EDIT: I won

[secularist]

Keep having angry dreams of yelling at my ill step-father to leave me alone. In one dream, I punched him to death.
It's from guilt & some resentment. I plan on making ammends with him before I ship to Army training. Tired of waking up crying.

[629]

Some of my IRL friends are miscers and know my name so they may see this, but **** it.

I can never stop thinking about my ex of almost three years and it's been a year and a half since we broke up. I've done no contact with her for over a year, banged over two dozen chicks and done everything they say to get over her, but nothing has worked. Think about her at least once a day and it's torture.

I may have had a gay experience (srs) when I was extremely drunk. I don't remember it though

Have you tried therapy?

[AtomicVeggie]

Damn brah, I'm sorry. Why did you guys break up?

I broke up with her actually. I was about to be 21 and had only been with one girl and she would get jealous if I tried to go out and party with my friends. I knew I had to choose between being stuck with one girl for the rest of my life (because it was heading towards marriage) or go out and live my life. Misc and another forum I visit actually pushed me to breaking up with her from all the stories I read about guys who feel they missed out. It's been an amazing journey ever since we broke up and I've done a lot of crazy things that I wouldn't have experienced if I had stayed with her, but the thoughts are still always there and they don't go away.

[BlackStudmuffin]

I once got a blow job and while I had hemorrhoids due too lifting to much the girl put her fingers in my ass and I didn't tell her

true stroy

[JT11RTR]

I sometimes skip leg day.....













I talk to myself when I drive in the car alone, since I was a kid I've had a habit of standing on one leg like a flamingo, up until I was 13 I hardly ever walked indoors I would tuck my legs behind my neck and roll around from place to place...srs

lol u wot m8?

[Jaccogo]

other than my onetiis which i no longer have, i guess i dont have any bad secrets

feelsgoodman to realize this

[GodoFaesthetics]

I once got a blow job and while I had hemorrhoids due too lifting to much the girl put her fingers in my ass and I didn't tell her

true stroy

U fcking wot m8

[Winnie1300]

Hit on a chubby girl, she wanted to sex.. I ended up getting a blowie behind Burger King.

[21Classic]

I like to pretend that my life is a tv show. This way I can pretend there's going to be a happy ending.

Me too!


Its got a very Game of Thrones vibe

[msab]

I broke up with her actually. I was about to be 21 and had only been with one girl and she would get jealous if I tried to go out and party with my friends. I knew I had to choose between being stuck with one girl for the rest of my life (because it was heading towards marriage) or go out and live my life. Misc and another forum I visit actually pushed me to breaking up with her from all the stories I read about guys who feel they missed out. It's been an amazing journey ever since we broke up and I've done a lot of crazy things that I wouldn't have experienced if I had stayed with her, but the thoughts are still always there and they don't go away.

i know these feels way too well, this sounds like my exact life

completely srs

[Purostaff]

not much to say, i was 11-12 and she was...23-24. She thought it was fun to show me what sex is. Whoever says this is a fantasy come true, it ****ing isn't. It's traumatizing. I will make sure she never works with kids, i am going to show everyone who she is.

o_o

[911blue]

i use handicap washroom stalls for the extra room

[Lamborg]

im 31 almost and still a virgin

im virgin almost and still a 31

[Bro_montana]

hodor (srs)

[Codo]

everyone I knew from before 9/11 still think I'm dead

[toggahp]

when i was young i got my dik stuck in a zipper and i have a little mark from it

[eloMole]

i know the muffin man.

[CrownJoJo]

- Back in high school (I graduated a year ago) I was really into this one girl for the 3/4 years. We had many of the same classes, shared many teachers, around each other for a few field trips, sat close to each other a bunch of times, shared looks(not the hi-how-are-you type-of looks, but the take-off-your-clothes-let-me-fk-your-mouth-then-nut-in-your-eye-sockets type-of looks. Now that I think about it though, maybe it was just me...), talked at times, blah blah. I didn't tell a single soul and was too afraid to do anything about it. Now that we're both about to be sophomores in two completely different, far-away colleges it's too late. It's actually a huge regret of mine.

(^ The misc version of that story is that she showed interest in me many times and I, being the alpha male that I am, rejected her every advance)

- I resent my older brother

- I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be gay (srs)

- I have a notebook where I write my innermost thoughts (it's a journal not a diary you *******s)

- I've enjoyed story porn and hentai on occasion (not the weird chit with tentacles, just romance, time travel, mind control, wincest, maybe a few aliens)

- Tangled is one of my favorite movies of all time (if I were to go gay I'd go gay for Zachary Levi)

- I've maybe peaked over at the next urinal in the bathroom once

- You know that feeling you get after you take a massive dump and your body aches a little? I kinda like that feeling.

[PolishPhenom]

When I was young, me and my sis would build sandcastles in the sand box in the backyard. One time she made a huge castle then said "Oh damn, I forgot to make windows for the people!", so I pulled my pants down and made little holes in the sand castle with my willie. My sister then told me the windows weren't big enough.

Feels bad man.

[LurkingSince09]

- Back in high school (I graduated a year ago) I was really into this one girl for the 3/4 years. We had many of the same classes, shared many teachers, around each other for a few field trips, sat close to each other a bunch of times, shared looks(not the hi-how-are-you type-of looks, but the take-off-your-clothes-let-me-fk-your-mouth-then-nut-in-your-eye-sockets type-of looks. Now that I think about it though, maybe it was just me...), talked at times, blah blah. I didn't tell a single soul and was too afraid to do anything about it. Now that we're both about to be sophomores in two completely different, far-away colleges it's too late. It's actually a huge regret of mine.

(^ The misc version of that story is that she showed interest in me many times and I, being the alpha male that I am, rejected her every advance)

- I resent my older brother

- I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be gay (srs)

- I have a notebook where I write my innermost thoughts (it's a journal not a diary you *******s)

- I've enjoyed story porn and hentai on occasion (not the weird chit with tentacles, just romance, time travel, mind control, wincest, maybe a few aliens)

- Tangled is one of my favorite movies of all time (if I were to go gay I'd go gay for Zachary Levi)

- I've maybe peaked over at the next urinal in the bathroom once

- You know that feeling you get after you take a massive dump and your body aches a little? I kinda like that feeling.

That's some good chit man

[SamasUtuNergal]

This form is my alter ego

I should have been on criminal minds

Srs

I don't feel.
Completely apathetic, unless something involves me or affecting my life I do not place any emotion in anything

I've cheated on every girlfriend because the one girl who was special found out I had a girl I was seeing back home.

I have Phuked 25 girls at least and I rarely use protection and by rarely I mean I don't

I have abilities