The Official He-Man Thread (no skeletor)

**little0z** · 02-20-2007, 11:00 PM

Pay your respects to the Master of the Universe...

Nice lat spread...

I'd say he's next in line for the Olympia crown...might just need to work on his posing...

...and who could forget this memorable moment. I'm assuming Superman was subsequently destroyed and then eaten by He-Man...

**SirBangalot** · 02-20-2007, 11:05 PM

NO WAY! they made that comic?...heman vs superman... NICE... i must find it... HEMAN was the man when i was growing up...

You can't be more alpha than Heman...he has a HE is his name..best superhero ever...

**ToBuyaGunXX** · 02-20-2007, 11:12 PM

he-man was a G.... i wonder if he liked to piitb?

**Big Ad** · 02-20-2007, 11:14 PM

I used to like the little guy in the helmet that could run through walls and ****.

edit: this guy

**KillahPriest** · 02-20-2007, 11:15 PM

lol i used to have heman bed sheets

the girl was hot tho

**little0z** · 02-20-2007, 11:16 PM

Ivan Drago doing his best He-Man impression...

To answer your question...He-Man is all about the PIITB...

**Big Ad** · 02-20-2007, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by KillahPriest

lol i used to have heman bed sheets

the girl was hot tho

yeah she-ra is dope

**irata** · 02-20-2007, 11:19 PM

i loved the slime pit sooooo much.

On a funny note: Brokeback Snake Mountain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKeDWCLajQk&eurl

**little0z** · 02-20-2007, 11:21 PM

I have heaps of the original figurines, shame they're not in the packaging or I'd probably be rich...

**little0z** · 02-21-2007, 01:29 AM

**Flat** · 02-21-2007, 01:31 AM

He-man is one of the reasons I got into physique training.

However He-man has got to have the most useless alter ego disguise in the form of Adam. I mean at least Superman wore glasses when he was Clark Kent. The only difference between Adam and He-man is a shirt, a sword and a pair of tights.

**Popsicle52** · 02-21-2007, 01:47 AM

**HELIX35** · 02-21-2007, 01:57 AM

**irongrasshopper** · 02-21-2007, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by HELIX35

rofl, reps

**Balboa** · 02-21-2007, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by irongrasshopper

rofl, reps

x2

**Balboa** · 02-21-2007, 02:44 AM

i also had he-man bed sheets and was mad about he-man.....

i think its the reason there are so many homo's these days, there was some pretty gay stuff in thos cartoons....

the guy there is called fisto, i mean come on.

**soleus** · 02-21-2007, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by little0z

Pay your respects to the Master of the Universe...

Nice lat spread...

Lat spread he might have.
Legs he dont. He needs a crash course in Tom Platz training...or he could go the synthol way

**little0z** · 02-21-2007, 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by Balboa

i also had he-man bed sheets and was mad about he-man.....

i think its the reason there are so many homo's these days, there was some pretty gay stuff in thos cartoons....

the guy there is called fisto, i mean come on.

Nah man....nothing gay about this....

**AniMaLizTik** · 02-21-2007, 03:36 AM

he's the reason i do what i do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9bUtpUbKRQ

**little0z** · 02-21-2007, 03:39 AM

Originally Posted by ANiMaliZtIk

he's the reason i do what i do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9bUtpUbKRQ

Wow...thanks for posting that man...I hadn't heard that theme music for about 16 years....that took me back...

**Looking Swole** · 02-21-2007, 03:52 AM

oh man he has a great body
he should compete

**Zoupa** · 02-21-2007, 04:41 AM

These spoofs are really old but I saw this the other day and thought it was really well done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKeDWCLajQk

**Apollo3000** · 02-21-2007, 04:45 AM

greatest cartoon ever

**khandy69mhan** · 02-21-2007, 05:07 AM

Cky - Skeletor Vs. Beastman Lyrics

arrr uhhhhhhhhh guhhhh
Who's there?

ah uh ah
*grunt*

Now get outta here.

huuh, you
fool get the **** out!
mmhhhm
You ready?

You
Goddamn better believe it.

Then take your drawers
off,
and work your legs.
Open your ass up like a
keg.
Let me tap it,
I must have it, hmm.
Furry
fool, you are mine.
I'll drink your ass like wine,

and when semen pours all over your head you know you must
be dead.

Skeletor I knew ya groove,
and shake it so
damn good
and when you cum on through my hood I'll give
you a piece of wood.

You furry fool i know, and i will
not disagree,
but there's one thing we don't like
and it starts with He-
man, oh no I don't know which
way to run or turn.

Don't worry Skeletor, your
pants on fire my cock will burn.
My cocks on fire, for more
dick!
You know Skeletor...

Yes, my head is so damn
thick like yours.
No brain inside, just a lot of ****ing
fur,
and if i ripped it off, you'd find a boy and call
him her, right?

No Skeletor, that's not what
I'd do.
I'd bend you over and shoot, hhhhhaaa,
chocolate goo..
in your *******.
Lemmie
lie.

Lemmie tell the truth.
Now who are
you?

I don't know.

Let's break it
true, now,
shake your ass c'mon beastman, shake your
furry fur off.

I can't it's made of
fur.

Bitch well then whack me off.
Grab your hairy
palms.

Hairy, hairy indeed.
They're hairy as
****.

Rake some leaves.

Ahh, what ever you
need.
Now we're drunk, *snarl* we'll be in
jail.
But, I'll rape you master.

It never
fails.
He's always got my ass on his mind,
and
it's sure in fact.
When he waxes me, he waxes all night
long
and that is that.
Now, Beastman, Beastman what do
you know about taking off your clothes?
You're just a
slut from down below in Castle Greyskull,
c'mon.

ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you
tonight,
and if you see my cock I hope you dont
bite.
ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
ahhh
I'm up all night and its no joke.

Furry fool,
break dance,
take off your furry pants,
take off your
high heels,
and put them in your ass.
Now somebody is
tip toe-ing,
and someone just came in.
And
someone's pretty fat.

Beastman's pretty thin!

I've got AIDS,
Beastman AIDS,
and I'll
spread it into every good boy and girl today.
Watch me give
you cum stains in your ****ing drawers.

Beastman watch
your mouth,
we don't need that language any
more.

C'mon Skeletor, don't you wanna see me
work it now?

Beastman show them how you're going
to get my ass and plow.
Now stick your cock inside, like
Rake Yohn ****ing said.

That ***got ****in` douche bag
only knows how to give head.

Two men,
in
bed,
his face is getting red.
Ahh listen to everything i
****ing said.

*grunts and snarls*

ah Beastman,
do you, know how to end this song.

pretty funny song DL if u dont have it

**ProteinJuice** · 02-21-2007, 05:11 AM

He Man Sings
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1s

" Im lying in bed........... and I feel a little PECCCCular" Awesomeness. Watch it.

**jason_bh** · 02-21-2007, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by Big Ad

I used to like the little guy in the helmet that could run through walls and ****.

edit: this guy

Ram-man.

**SteR-** · 02-21-2007, 05:30 AM

lol he-man was the gayest cartoon in the land (uber homo). Quite funny how he was portrayed as such a manly man even though he wore little furry pants, gay red boots and had a bowl cut.

I still owned all the action figures/videos though. Did anyone have the toy version of the building? it was badass..

**Zoupa** · 02-21-2007, 05:35 AM

^ You mean snake mountain with the microphone? Yeah lol.

edit: I guess there was castle grayskull too, which I didn't have.

**khandy69mhan** · 02-21-2007, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by Apollo3000

greatest cartoon ever

no way man, clearly family guy is the greatest cartoon eva, has there eva been a disapointing episode eva??

**5Six** · 02-21-2007, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by Zoupa

^ You mean snake mountain with the microphone? Yeah lol.

edit: I guess there was castle grayskull too, which I didn't have.

Oh ****! That brings back memories. I had that when I was a kid. I wonder if I still have it

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