Worst Sex Experiences!!

**Pirate82** · 06-23-2007, 07:15 PM

Begin!! ;]

**solidus2k3** · 06-23-2007, 07:15 PM

first time.. really awkward and i was really nervous... not saying anymore

**SecondsOut** · 06-23-2007, 07:16 PM

thing is, you made the thread so you start.

**SpreeWheels24** · 06-23-2007, 07:17 PM

i havent had many bad experiences. worst was getting a blowjob and couldnt cum. she put too much pressure on my **** stick. it was a turn-off

**Ehhsbaseball** · 06-23-2007, 07:17 PM

i was going at it with my girlfriend, her bent over the bed, me standing behind her. i pulled out and told her to turn over. she did. i looked down and there was sticky runny gooey blood all over my wang chong. she started her period right then.

**Reds1989** · 06-23-2007, 07:20 PM

i farted when my ex boyfriend was tossing my salad, it was embarrasing at first, but eventually we got pretty interested in it, and we never looked back.

**elpogue** · 06-23-2007, 07:21 PM

wow

**82nd_Fister** · 06-23-2007, 07:25 PM

My Ex-gf looked like a horse kicked her teeth out from the inside.

She tried to go down on me once.. Halfway down my shaft I said "Baby, I'm sorry, but you have to stop. It hurts"

**dickhordishay** · 06-23-2007, 07:32 PM

Did my ex-gf while on the rag. I had in her in all the positions (except 69 and such - yuck). Well I turned the lights on and it was like a freaking murder scene. There was blood everywhere. The funniest thing was that there were bloody handprints all over her thighs and hips where I was holding her!!!

**Pirate82** · 06-23-2007, 07:38 PM

Alright well i have a great, TRUE story for you all. It's bad for the teacher that is in it. Ok so this girl told me about the time her and her b/f went to there teachers house to help him move. He had left to the store for some stuff. So they started to have sex and he was using a rubber. So when he was done and had shot his load, he put the condom on the nightstand next to the bed, and his love jucie had leak and dryed on the table. The teacher had came back and made a sandwitch and had put it down on that same spot. lol what a story, its true :P

**Pirate82** · 06-23-2007, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by dickhordishay

Did my ex-gf while on the rag. I had in her in all the positions (except 69 and such - yuck). Well I turned the lights on and it was like a freaking murder scene. There was blood everywhere. The funniest thing was that there were bloody handprints all over her thighs and hips where I was holding her!!!

Why was there blood, first time, or period?

**SupDawg** · 06-23-2007, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Pirate82

Why was there blood, first time, or period?

while on the rag....

**Pirate82** · 06-23-2007, 07:50 PM

o ight

**J1987** · 06-23-2007, 08:22 PM

subscribed...

and mine is ****ing this fat bitch when i was 16, she was gross. and yes i went down on her. ewwwwwww.

and it didnt taste wonderful. oh yeah and also when i ****ed a chick and got a wiff of a un-douchied poon-tang... INSTANT LIMP COCK!!! no lie, i made some bs up lol.

**Pirate82** · 06-23-2007, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by J1987

subscribed...

and mine is ****ing this fat bitch when i was 16, she was gross. and yes i went down on her. ewwwwwww.

and it didnt taste wonderful. oh yeah and also when i ****ed a chick and got a wiff of a un-douchied poon-tang... INSTANT LIMP COCK!!! no lie, i made some bs up lol.

Ha ha o dude sorry about that but it was a good laugh

**The Gootz** · 06-23-2007, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by Pirate82

Begin!! ;]

wow bro, I could write a BUNCH of posts on this one LOL!!!

I'll give you the top 1 tho:

I was hooking up with this chick a while back and got her in the sac one night. I've got her naked and we're about to go at it. I try and stick it in, but she was SOO tight, I couldn't get it in. Yes I'm serious, no I'm not bragging. This chick was so tight, I found out later that a couple of my frat bros had experienced the same thing with her. The funniest part about it is, my pledge bro started dating her and ends up banging her. Because he was actually able to get it in I knew he had a tiny ass weiner so we all started clowning him. I know it's mean, but we dropped it after a short time cuz we didn't want to make him feel bad, but it was WAY too funny not to say something about it hahaha.

**ItalWHOP** · 06-23-2007, 09:37 PM

I just remembered one. I was out on the town with this girl. We were 2 hours away from home, but her parents lived there and she still had a bedroom. So she calls her sister to see if the rents had gone to bed. Sister confirms.

So we get to the house. Sneak into her bedroom and start going at it. Good pussy. Then all the sudden knock, knock, knock. You hear a womans voice calling the girl out to the living room. So I am sitting on the side of the bed, the family dog comes in and I'm just chillin with it..

tick tock....

So she finally comes back and says we should probably go. We go to leave and her mom introduces herself. I take my sex smelling hand and introduce myself. We finally get to leave after a quick awkward moment.

So we drive 2 hours back with me craving the tang (we should have just pulled over now that I think about it), but wait till we get back to the apartment. Well she says she is gonna go put on something comfy from her place and will be back.

30 mins pass, so I am horny as hell and swing by her place. She answers and says one sec....5 min pass *knock knock* Her "ex bf" (but not really I guess) answers the door. "Dude, wtf it is like 3 o clock in the morning"

I tell him I know that it is a ****ed up situation. The girl proceeds to tell him I was walking home and she gave me a ride to my place.....I laughed right there in front of their face and said..."yep that is what happened, you two have a good night" and walked away

lmfao.....but damn I was horny!!!

PS: the sister was lying about the parents sleeping, it was a total set up

**niospecv** · 06-23-2007, 09:47 PM

I got all you guys beat. This happened to me about a couple yrs ago. Beware!!!

Don't how it got that far. TRUST me this is not what I had in mind.

**The Gootz** · 06-23-2007, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by ItalWHOP

I just remembered one. I was out on the town with this girl. We were 2 hours away from home, but her parents lived there and she still had a bedroom. So she calls her sister to see if the rents had gone to bed. Sister confirms.

So we get to the house. Sneak into her bedroom and start going at it. Good pussy. Then all the sudden knock, knock, knock. You hear a womans voice calling the girl out to the living room. So I am sitting on the side of the bed, the family dog comes in and I'm just chillin with it..

tick tock....

So she finally comes back and says we should probably go. We go to leave and her mom introduces herself. I take my sex smelling hand and introduce myself. We finally get to leave after a quick awkward moment.

So we drive 2 hours back with me craving the tang (we should have just pulled over now that I think about it), but wait till we get back to the apartment. Well she says she is gonna go put on something comfy from her place and will be back.

30 mins pass, so I am horny as hell and swing by her place. She answers and says one sec....5 min pass *knock knock* Her "ex bf" (but not really I guess) answers the door. "Dude, wtf it is like 3 o clock in the morning"

I tell him I know that it is a ****ed up situation. The girl proceeds to tell him I was walking home and she gave me a ride to my place.....I laughed right there in front of their face and said..."yep that is what happened, you two have a good night" and walked away

lmfao.....but damn I was horny!!!

PS: the sister was lying about the parents sleeping, it was a total set up

woweewow!! that is one crazy f*ckin story bro. the story is a bit confusing cuz you dont explain anything about how you knew the chic and what happened after but it's still pretty nutty. I'm surprised you didn't call her out right there. I mean, you totally should've busted her at that point since you weren't gonna even get to finish. Know what I mean?

**Cheetah** · 06-23-2007, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by M1k3y

I got all you guys beat. This happened to me about a couple yrs ago. Beware!!!

Don't how it got that far. TRUST me this is not what I had in mind.

You're kidding right?

**USAviator** · 06-23-2007, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by M1k3y

I got all you guys beat. This happened to me about a couple yrs ago. Beware!!!

Don't how it got that far. TRUST me this is not what I had in mind.

why did you let a guy fock your bellybutton?

jk

**Twin** · 06-23-2007, 10:04 PM

well.. i was wrecking this freshman chick last year. i had on some football shorts and a white tee seeing as this was before football practice(skipping 6th pd). so anyway im bangin this bitch from behind in her tahoe when i start smelling ****. turns out this bitch **** on my white t smeared it all up. i practiced that day shirtless and still feel shame

**kay_kakes** · 06-23-2007, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by Ehhsbaseball

i was going at it with my girlfriend, her bent over the bed, me standing behind her. i pulled out and told her to turn over. she did. i looked down and there was sticky runny gooey blood all over my wang chong. she started her period right then.

Ahahahaha..."wang chong"......ahahahahaha!

**flateric** · 06-23-2007, 10:05 PM

The worst was when me and the girl finished, she rolled over, grabbed her phone and said, "Be quiet, I gotta call my boyfriend."

(I had no idea she had a dude)

**kay_kakes** · 06-23-2007, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by dickhordishay

Did my ex-gf while on the rag. I had in her in all the positions (except 69 and such - yuck). Well I turned the lights on and it was like a freaking murder scene. There was blood everywhere. The funniest thing was that there were bloody handprints all over her thighs and hips where I was holding her!!!

Holy moses! Thats not normal. That's waaaay too much blood for a period. My BF and I have done it during that time and only got some color on our parts. Not actual blood. Gross!

**kay_kakes** · 06-23-2007, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by M1k3y

I got all you guys beat. This happened to me about a couple yrs ago. Beware!!!

Don't how it got that far. TRUST me this is not what I had in mind.

I am absolutely praying this won't happen to me. And ROFL at the blood in your belly button.

**kay_kakes** · 06-23-2007, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Twin

well.. i was wrecking this freshman chick last year. i had on some football shorts and a white tee seeing as this was before football practice(skipping 6th pd). so anyway im bangin this bitch from behind in her tahoe when i start smelling ****. turns out this bitch **** on my white t smeared it all up. i practiced that day shirtless and still feel shame

Does that normally happen when you PIITB?

**niospecv** · 06-23-2007, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Cheetah

You're kidding right?

I wish I was. You see the girl told me she hadn't gotten laid in a little over a year so when it felt "wet" down there I figured she was just really wet and horny. I kept banging away and when we changed positions is where I felt my sheets wet. I quickly realized something was just not right. The lamp was on but it was still dim. I flipped on the main light to my bedroom and the bloody massacre was revealed. Needless to say the girl and I never spoke again.

**Twin** · 06-23-2007, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Reds1989

i farted when my ex boyfriend was tossing my salad, it was embarrasing at first, but eventually we got pretty interested in it, and we never looked back.

skinny bastard

**Lowerthefever** · 06-23-2007, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by M1k3y

I wish I was. You see the girl told me she hadn't gotten laid in a little over a year so when it felt "wet" down there I figured she was just really wet and horny. I kept banging away and when we changed positions is where I felt my sheets wet. I quickly realized something was just not right. The lamp was on but it was still dim. I flipped on the main light to my bedroom and the bloody massacre was revealed. Needless to say the girl and I never spoke again.

Wow what a dirty bitch

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