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    Hiring an escort for family get-together as a companion / girlfriend

    Anyone did this? Just to cut all this speculation and bs that dealing with family you get?

    'Why are you single? Why can't you get a girlfriend? Why such a nice guy is alone..' Shut the fuk up you stupid b1tch, stupid kunts, mind your own business you useless piece of ****.

    Seriously, i just get angry when i hear this and getting an escort to pretend being a girlfriend would be a nice way out and would probably make my parents happier that i finally have a girlfriend / getting my life together.
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    lol pathetic
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    Go for it man. But seriously why don't you have a GF?































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    Originally Posted by LikeAMachine View Post
    lol pathetic
    whats pathetic about that? whore is a priest for mentally disturbed
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    Family is so dumb. I dated a really great girl (phd, great job, polite, etc) for 5 years and my mom the whole time would say "Dont marry her, you still have to get all the wild times out of you". Break up and 6 months later she says "Im getting concerned; I think you need to settle down and get married."

    Mom logic no thanks
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    Or you can stop being a phaggot and get a real girlfriend?
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    lol pathetic
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    no, just no.
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    My family would pick that apart in about 5 minutes of talking to her.
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    Originally Posted by LikeAMachine View Post
    My family would pick that apart in about 5 minutes of talking to her.
    Really? I mean, it's not like escorts are brain damaged or anything and many do have life besides slooting.
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    Originally Posted by megalofap View Post
    Anyone did this? Just to cut all this speculation and bs that dealing with family you get?

    'Why are you single? Why can't you get a girlfriend? Why such a nice guy is alone..' Shut the fuk up you stupid b1tch, stupid kunts, mind your own business you useless piece of ****.

    Seriously, i just get angry when i hear this and getting an escort to pretend being a girlfriend would be a nice way out and would probably make my parents happier that i finally have a girlfriend / getting my life together.
    They probably think you're gay srs
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    It would be so obvious if you went from zero to hero with an hbb.

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    Me thinks OP is Italian.... sounds like my family.


    BUT... don't do this. It's sad and stupid. If anything you're going to set yourself up for even more issues because when you bring a girl to the family they get attached. You'll get the "where's your girlfriend?" "why'd you break up?" "why would you bring her to a family function if you weren't serious?"

    I went to many a family function single, and this is how I usually answered questions:

    "Why are you single?" Because I'm not dating anyone right now.
    "When are you going to settle down and find someone?" When the right person comes.
    "I can set you up with someone! How does that sound?" Thanks, but I'm going to do it myself.

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    You're threads keep getting dumber OP.
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    Originally Posted by TeddyRoosevelt View Post
    You're threads keep getting dumber OP.
    Seriously I swear this was the start of one of those crappy romantic comidies my sister watched. But it's the girl hiring a male escort to go to a wedding with her ......... Bad bad idea
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    not a bad idea, if you find a quality lady for the 'girl friend' experience. They usually start at $ 1500. a day and go up way higher.
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    Originally Posted by Sharkanana View Post
    It would be so obvious if you went from zero to hero with an hbb.

    Just date a fat chick for a month and pound out some sugar wall reps.
    Not really.... I went from literally no girlfriend, foreveralone, to an 8/10 chinese girl, was hnngggggg. But I am good looking, just was shy growing up.

    If OP ugly as fck it could look suspect.
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    Originally Posted by megalofap View Post
    Anyone did this? Just to cut all this speculation and bs that dealing with family you get?

    'Why are you single? Why can't you get a girlfriend? Why such a nice guy is alone..' Shut the fuk up you stupid b1tch, stupid kunts, mind your own business you useless piece of ****.

    Seriously, i just get angry when i hear this and getting an escort to pretend being a girlfriend would be a nice way out and would probably make my parents happier that i finally have a girlfriend / getting my life together.
    hahahaha.
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    OP, you have serious issues. Stop caring about what your family thinks. I really want to help you if you are willing to help yourself. pm me if thats the case, if not good luck to you.
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    Inb4 Op catches oneitis for said escort.
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    Do it, post spoon pics ox family get together
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    lol pathetic
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    this is the saddest chit i've ever read
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    lol, let me advise against this. a guy i know hired an escort to accompany him to an alumni event at his alma mater. basically, i was there for the **** show it became. the escort apparently really wanted to do a line of coke (which he had brought with him) and he told her she had to wait until they got outside because he didn't want to do it in the middle of a catered big event. well, she got really mad and smacked him in the face...in front of everyone...and that guy has never come to any events since.

    not saying this will happen to you of course, but do consider how embarrassing it could potentially become.
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    I'm gonna say do it.

    Parading a crack whore around your family get-together may be the hitting-rock-bottom catalyst that you need before you get serious about sorting your life out.
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    Originally Posted by bitemeImbusy View Post
    Seriously I swear this was the start of one of those crappy romantic comidies my sister watched. But it's the girl hiring a male escort to go to a wedding with her ......... Bad bad idea
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    The Wedding Date

    The Proposal

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    I hate that I know this... but The Proposal was a chick pretending to be engaged to not be deported to Canada. Where the non-Canadian plays a Canadian.. and the Canadian plays a United Statean
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    Get some sloot pics off google and put them in your wallet. That will be your temp GF. If they ask later, just say she was slooting.

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