Jersey Joe's Pizzeria - Owned by 4Chan

[Nvrlift]

Do you really want your food handler skinning his dick in the kitchen before preparing your meal? I wonder what other health code violations this guy broke over the years? Clearly he doesn't give a ****.

maybe he watches his hands after?

[devin45k]

Do you really want your food handler skinning his dick in the kitchen before preparing your meal? I wonder what other health code violations this guy broke over the years? Clearly he doesn't give a ****.

This! He clearly doesn't give a chit about other people, then why should you give a chit about his scummy business

[Roflcopterbro]

Poor guy lol, good night sweet life.

[meteoraniac]

oh lord, miscers are in

It's more than apparent that good ol' Joe here puts a little bit of himself into every pizza he makes.

In fact, I went down there today and ordered my regular: large pepperoni with white cheese. I asked how much it was and he gave me a wry look.

"I need about tree fiddy." he said.

And whaddaya know? This man was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
Needless to say I was shocked!

[WellHungOver]

People that doo doo at work and don't wash their hands worry me more than jerkin joe.

[Nvrlift]

This! He clearly doesn't give a chit about other people, then why should you give a chit about his scummy business

how does fapping equate to not giving a $hit about your work? Maybe he spends all his days trying to run his business and doesnt have time to go home to safely fap.

[hewhodar3s]

Lol and all we got when we did this was the boring Chan Family.

[burner1992]

[reyes12]

People that doo doo at work and don't wash their hands worry me more than jerkin joe.

and this, thats much worse and a lot more unsanitary

[Archangel_Lost]

would only bother me if he didn't wash his hands thoroughly. I mean, srsrly, imagine how many food employees jack off at home then go straight to work.

[hewhodar3s]

I came for the pizza and so did Joe.

[FS2]

The ******** comments are dry:

[reyes12]

guy confronting joe

[IllegalRage]

"I don't recommend eating here, unless you like cum stains on your pizza"

"It's more than apparent that good ol' Joe here puts a little bit of himself into every pizza he makes.

In fact, I went down there today and ordered my regular: large pepperoni with white cheese. I asked how much it was and he gave me a wry look.

"I need about tree fiddy." he said.

And whaddaya know? This man was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
Needless to say I was shocked!"

lmfao i was like lmfao

[WellHungOver]

Poor Joe, can't even polish one off without being being blown up world wide. He must have some bad karma.

[Softworn]

I keep laughing harder and harder as I notice the details in the trolling:

They are giving 5 star reviews. That's going to attract more business.

[GutCrusher]

Am I the only one who's not convinced he's jerking off based on the screenshot?

you must be kidding.

im looking at the dudes fuking ball bag and he is looking at a computer.

just lol

[Miscersince2007]

The guy is jerking off in his store, god knows if he washes his hands before preparing the pizzas.
Shut the **** up.

Some of you miscers are as dumb as bricks.

So because you assume (and without a shred of evidence) that he doesn't wash his hands after jerkin it, it's a green light to ruin his life? I could easily someone killing themselves over something like this. Seriously though, just answer my question.

[Cracl]

[Geoloop]

The guy is jerking off in his store, god knows if he washes his hands before preparing the pizzas.
Shut the **** up.

Some of you miscers are as dumb as bricks.

this...

[SteadyWayfarer]

got to wonder how Joe feels mentally after seeing this. feels suicidal brah

[cyde]

So because you assume (and without a shred of evidence) that he doesn't wash his hands after jerkin it, it's a green light to ruin his life? I could easily someone killing themselves over something like this. Seriously though, just answer my question.

The problem lies with him masturbating in the kitchen which raises sanitation questions. If an employee or owner wants to jerk off in the bathroom or their office, that's fine I suppose. You shouldn't work in a kitchen if you can't keep your dick inside your pants around food and prep stations. Proper sanitation should be a major concern for anyone handling food. If Joe thinks it's reasonable to masturbate in his kitchen, I'd hate to see what other health code violations he's breaking.

Curious to see what misc chefs and cooks say about this.

[reyes12]

Oh lawd

[Miscersince2007]

You don't fuking jerk off at work especially when you work in a food service establishment.


What is so hard to understand about that?

I can understand how it grosses people out, but there's no provable connection here between his jerking off and the quality of the food. Really, he should've gone into the bathroom - but that doesn't mean you go ahead and destroy his life. Report it to the authorities instead and instead of destroying another human being for what really is a minor incident, it'll (hopefully) get taken care of.

Edit: cyde I've replied to you as well indirectly with the above comment. Like I said, giving him the benefit of the doubt, I assume he jerks it, wipes up away from the food, then washes his hands. Is there any connection to the quality of the pizza here? Sure, a health inspector would have problems with it, but that's because of the way that health inspectors have to think when doing their job - when something could potentially be unhealthy then they step in. No such potentiality has been proven to have been reached here. Like I said, it really doesn't justify what will probably be the end of this guy's life, but neckbeards gonna neckbeard, and admittedly it some of the reviews are kind of funny.


Edit: OP if you see this, edit the picture in the OP. I don't want this thread deleted and you could get banned. You can see his ballsack after all lulz

[DeeBO-]

i dont know if he washed his hands or not and i dont care

u dont do that at your workplace especially where you serve people food....

[ChinUp4Life]

Mostly audio

Streamer calls out employees for jerking it

Gets attacked

[StackingPlates]

This is where the confrontation happens, Joe is aware...LOL

[RandTheRand]

op i want to thank you for sharing the thread, and to people spotting out the epic details and videos, wish i had reps for all of you, i honestly haven't laughed this hard in months, i woke a bunch of people up but idgaf, looooooooooooooooooooooool

[Hrcules]

fukn lold at the comments

[Invidac]