kid went to my old gym, this kid is LITERALLY the biggest broscientist. he is very very gullible and will believe anything in the pursuit of gainzz. post #25 decides response
EDIT: what started with a simple creatine text turned out to be an epic meme-worthy thread of trolling and lulz.
UPDATES:
-fukkin lulzy response on post #42
-i respond again on post #110
-kid responds to creatine monster copypasta on post #136
-miscer "alfha" posts the idea of having him insert egg yolks anally (post #169):
Originally Posted by Alfha
-anal egg insertion texts sent on post #187. Posted below:
Originally Posted by CollegeBoy12UPDATE: I just finished texting him about the anal egg yolk insertion. Fukkin lol, waiting on his response
i didnt think he was aware of zyzz, almost blew it here. he believed my explanation though LOL
Calling out misc sketchbrahs - can anyone make me a sketch of the anal egg yolk insertion? Aka guy lieing down in the bathtub with eggs going into a straw and a spoon pushing the straw down. I want to send it to him as instructions for the lulz
Original creatine text:
electrolytes spelling, not even once
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07-17-2013, 10:33 AM #1...Or was, 10 years ago.
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Last edited by CollegeBoy12; 07-19-2013 at 10:29 AM. Reason: Epic trolling of the biggest broscience tard ive ever met (GTFIH)
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07-17-2013, 10:34 AM #2drinks tea ayyday allday
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facepalm
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07-17-2013, 10:35 AM #3Registered User
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07-17-2013, 10:36 AM #4Maple Syrup Brah
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lololol ask him if it's a steroid
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07-17-2013, 10:39 AM #5Registered User
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Me friend tried creatine and now he's in rehab
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07-17-2013, 10:39 AM #6Registered User
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Oh **** brah you mean like what makes plants grow DAAAAAAAAAMN u on that ZMA yet son
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07-17-2013, 10:40 AM #7doesn't lift.
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electro lights.
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07-17-2013, 10:41 AM #8Registered User
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wow it gets you huge because of electro lights all day can't argue with that then
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07-17-2013, 10:42 AM #9C₂₄H₄₂O₂₁
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wut the fack. IN
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07-17-2013, 10:42 AM #10Registered User
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Make sure you snort it for maximun gainz
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07-17-2013, 10:42 AM #11SUP?
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OP is a *******.
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07-17-2013, 10:43 AM #12Registered User
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Brb taking creative so I have electro lights all day...
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07-17-2013, 10:44 AM #13Registered User
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bro my electro lights are burnt out...gimme some of dat
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07-17-2013, 10:44 AM #14I wot m1-9?
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I've heard some people get really addicted to that stuff and they end up robbing money off friends and family when they can't afford their next cycle. I also heard that it can completely mess with a persons mind, to such an extent that they become a different person (like schizophrenia). I've even heard stories of people killing others over a couple grams of creatine, it's a dark side of bodybuilding that I've blocked out for my sanity's sake. At first I didn't think you were serious, but now I can tell you are. I'm asking you as a friend. Please don't go down that road. I love you (no homo) and I don't want to see you ruin your life over some silly powder. Pls stay safe.
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07-17-2013, 10:45 AM #15Ron Paul 2016
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Are the electro-lights strong enough to light my room?
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07-17-2013, 10:45 AM #16Registered User
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rubbing a small amount of creatine on the glands of your butthole increase the effects of creatine by 250% but be careful on how much you use....
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07-17-2013, 10:46 AM #17Registered User
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tell him: "no thanks, i plan on staying natty."
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07-17-2013, 10:46 AM #18Banned
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creatine is good but have u tried synhtol?
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07-17-2013, 10:46 AM #19
tell him if you pack a lip with it, it'll slowly release into the body throughout the day for best results.
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07-17-2013, 10:47 AM #20SACRAMENTO KINGS
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07-17-2013, 10:48 AM #21don't **** up
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But at what cost?
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07-17-2013, 10:48 AM #23Registered User
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inject creatine directly into your angus for maximal electo lights
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07-17-2013, 10:49 AM #24I squat in the curl rack
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Spin off this Cell Tech copy pasta.
no its not worth it guys just stay natural. this 1 kid at my school was found dead in the school weight room with a 1500 pound barbell on his chest. he was only 145 pounds so we were all puzzled at how he could lift such enormous weight. when the police found traces of cell tech in his blood stream, the puzzle all came together and we knew immediately that his incredible strength was due to cell tech. the official cause of death was that the cell tech was draining the blood out of his brain and sending it to his arms to give him a bigger pump. still thinking about cell tech ?285B/385S/485DL
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07-17-2013, 10:49 AM #25Registered User
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I've heard some people get really addicted to that stuff and they end up robbing money off friends and family when they can't afford their next cycle. I also heard that it can completely mess with a persons mind, to such an extent that they become a different person (like schizophrenia). I've even heard stories of people killing others over a couple grams of creatine, it's a dark side of bodybuilding that I've blocked out for my sanity's sake. At first I didn't think you were serious, but now I can tell you are. I'm asking you as a friend. Please don't go down that road. I love you (no homo) and I don't want to see you ruin your life over some silly powder. Pls stay safe.
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electro lights...
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I've heard some people get really addicted to that stuff and they end up robbing money off friends and family when they can't afford their next cycle. I also heard that it can completely mess with a persons mind, to such an extent that they become a different person (like schizophrenia). I've even heard stories of people killing others over a couple grams of creatine, it's a dark side of bodybuilding that I've blocked out for my sanity's sake. At first I didn't think you were serious, but now I can tell you are. I'm asking you as a friend. Please don't go down that road. I love you (no homo) and I don't want to see you ruin your life over some silly powder. Pls stay safe. Also, I'm a huge *******.
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I once had a friend who used creatine, had...
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tell him your body converts it into testosterone if you take it rectally.
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I have never taken any supplements of any sort in my whole life..But yesterday i purchased a bottle of Creatine Surge and i was very eager to take it. I ate dinner and then stupidly took 46 g of it. The back of the bottle said to take 46 g..but from reading forums etc.. i should only be taking 5 g..SO anyways after about half an hour i went to workout and i t felt like my ****ing heart was going to explode..I couldnt even do more then like 2 sets of anything and it felt like i had just smoked 5 blunts or something. So i had a very long night i was so dehydrated and was going to take a piss every 20 minutes and drinking water bottles of water very often..I am very concerned about this because i do not want to die lol..Please help me and tell me how much creatine i should take and when etc...!!!????
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