Calling out "YOKEYBEAR" for banging a whale and proceeding to brag about it (PICS)

[Gynosaur]

Oh god, OP. Please... Stay safe.

[dolanbrah]

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

reaps on r/c k

[Wantaripbod]

i smashed another last week.. so im not worried brahs..



last weeks smash

teach me, srs.

[BeefJurky]

Funniest thread I've ****ing read in weeks

[Wantaripbod]

Funniest thread I've ****ing read in weeks

bro, she had amazing facial aesthetics. And fat chicks do give amazing head, I can confirm.

[IJustPost]

nothing to see her folks

[TheDeeJ]

I just keep staring at it. It's face. How does one sleep like that. I'm dying.

she's on no pillow, u mirin?

[mozzi]

This calls for a misc whaling season! bring em in by the tonnes brahs

[SoleDemiGOD]

holy fuking hell, she has bigger arms than me.... 19 inch fatceps

[ChorizoFit]

should write the sequel to moby dick nomsayin?

[banch0ng]

Kids' standards these days have gone the way of the dodo. With all the 9/10 touros that pour onto the strip every week Denny, you decided to harpoon that instead !?

[myfacewhen]

strong Snorlax blocking pokemon route. did you have to use a pokeflute to wake it up?


I literally lol'd for 2 minutes straight after looking at that pic and reading the cliffs. my stomach hurts

[Geoloop]

i smashed another last week.. so im not worried brahs..



last weeks smash

did you smashed her with a fking bat or what *******. Whats with that pic lol

[adm1986]

ahahahahahaha

[sixstarchlo]

was it the same person?

[laydizzile]

God bro looks like you slammed the mother off honey boo boo.. Such a strong fraud on them pics..

[banch0ng]

i work too much, not enough energy to make it to the strip, lol brb i dont live behind encore like you did



hahahaha

y
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mad
doe
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[musselsbrah]

lol u seem upset brah.

pic of bish how she looks b4 she shows up to house.





she looked way different.. was upset.. but i was drunk, said why not. she zuked a mean diq doe

she had bad breath though, she kept trying to kiss me, i said no.

it doesnt compute that op pic has a honey boo boo mom build

[lefizzet]

jesus

[HomerJThompson]

Stupid sloot she was so pretty and hot before the bulk.

[Atlas5326]

Lmao @ head hanging off the bed.

Strong slain beast pose.

[Mudshovel]

That is disgusting. I wouldn't bang that if I was 10 shots deep of grain alcohol.

[Nocturne808]

lol wow u got catfished, this is why you meet at a Starbucks before smash.

Kevin hart voice- You gon learn today.

[AfflictionShirt]

when will it be mine turn for 1/10 snorlax

[medsford]

jesus is that a recent pic looks like a hbb wood ravage... dem myspace angles?

[l0vedim0]

Good job brah, nothing like harpooning a whale and glad she zuked a mean deek with that body of hers. Hitting and quitting it with chicks doesn't make them think they are 9/10 its guys that say they are beautiful and hot and sexy.

[Bro_montana]

fukin lol'd

[RickTrolled]

I can confirm, I'm in a kik chat with a bunch of miscers, yokeybear being one. Lol

[Gressie]

hahahaah this thread delivered

[jd29]

The bish seriously looks like she just got her ass beat

Are we sure that this bish isn't dead, no way anybody can sleep like that