Animal kingdom (including insects) vs. All of Humanity

[authorscj]

Who wins?

Every technology we have, all our armies, weapons, pesticides, bombs, etc.
Men, Women, children of every race in every place on earth fighting

vs.

Swarms and armies of every insect (yellow jackets, hornets, bees, wasps, spiders of every kind and every venom, scorpions, red ants, worms, etc.)
Every bird attacking (hawks, eagles, crows, owls, vultures, woodpeckers, etc.)
Every mammal (lions, tigers, bears, wolves, dogs (yep, every dog, wild and domestic), cats, rats, mice, elephants, rhinos, buffalo, ox, hippos, etc.)
Every creature in the water (whales, sharks, pirahnas, gators, crocs, etc.)
.
.
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How long does this war last?
Who wins?
take poll

[Triumph11]

Humans definitely we could probably wipe almost everything out in a week da species in the ocean would be hardest but if they are coming at us gg

[gpg_prodigy]

with technology we definitely win

[CalmWind]

animal world better pepper it's angus

[papi89]

You fuking serious OP?

You're basically including silver back gorillas and pitbulls, how the hell can we win against these odds?

[dawktwenty]

If swarms of everything were attacking at once, and knew where to strategically attack, it would be tougher than you guys think rofl.

[NegOP4NoDeliver]

If swarms of everything were attacking at once, and knew where to strategically attack, it would be tougher than you guys think rofl.

There won't be that much strategy, rudimentary grouping up strategies at best. Animals aren't that intelligent.

Obviously mankind gonna rape dat ****.

[NotoriousSRJ]

I say we take off and nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[habibtizz]

brb, all I have to do is shut my windows and lock my door. Pls Jeff no

[ProtonFart]

If they had brains and coordinated attacks (IE birds hitting a window at the same time to shatter it) we'd be fuked.

[SighGR]

We're killing them all off without even meaning too, so imagine if we had the urge? The Animal Kingdom would get fuked

[L69]

If they had brains and coordinated attacks (IE birds hitting a window at the same time to shatter it) we'd be fuked.

and if they had nukes theyd nuke us

[Howiester]

It depends which team Kai Greene suits up for.

[authorscj]

brb, all I have to do is shut my windows and lock my door. Pls Jeff no

Yeah, but have you ever been in the house, and looked and there's a spider there and you don't know how it got there or where it came from?
Now imagine armies of spiders, poisonous ones, that lay tens of thousands of eggs at a time.
All in your house.

And that's just spiders. I didn't even mention rats, mice, ants, worms, roaches, mosquitos, etc.

Then you run outside and get bitten by snakes, attacked by hawks, ambushed by wild packs of dogs, etc.

[OMARSCOMING]

Only worms were im from, im sure i could kill like 5000 thousand before they over run me

[ryoja]

they arent intelligent and wouldn't have any strategy or plans though.

Humanity would win but lots of people will die in poorer areas from disease and bugs etc

[BeeQue]

Africans winning already. I'm sure we got it

[MaV II DARK II]

we got jeff seid, i think well be alright...

[SighGR]

And if this is a prolonged war, what will the animals eat to survive? lol this is too easy for the humans




I'm way too excited thinking about this.

[authorscj]

If you said "Humanity" consider this:

1. Animals have an innate fear of humans. OP assumes this fear is gone, and they see us as prey.

2. LOL @ those who say animals don't have intelligence or strategy. Have you ever seen a lion hunt? Heck, have you seen any animal hunt?

3. Insects would attack all food supply. Right now we deal with pests here and there, but it's not like there's a locust army or anything out there. Right now we eat meat and raise cattle like it's nothing. It's not like they see us as prey or anything. OP assumes EVERY animal is wild. No more calm, passive, submissive, domesticated animals. So food is a REAL concern.

4. Spiders are annoying, but they aren't hunting us. Imagine spider webs everywhere. Insects can lay 1000 eggs a day (exaggeration, but you get the point). Rats are pests, but they aren't hunting us. Crows are annoying, but they aren't hunting us. Just assume you are prey to all these creatures. They don't want to eat themselves, they want to eat you!

[shroomed]

If insects somehow became intelligent enough to want to flat out wipe us out, they'd do quite easily. Like tyranids.

[Astrobro]

humans. brb poison oceans death to all marine life.
Shoot land animals
Insect killer to kill and insects without being toxic enough to kill humans

killing all insects would def be the hardest part due to their numbers and small size

[ryoja]

If you said "Humanity" consider this:

1. Animals have an innate fear of humans. OP assumes this fear is gone, and they see us as prey.

2. LOL @ those who say animals don't have intelligence or strategy. Have you ever seen a lion hunt? Heck, have you seen any animal hunt?

3. Insects would attack all food supply. Right now we deal with pests here and there, but it's not like there's a locust army or anything out there. Right now we eat meat and raise cattle like it's nothing. It's not like they see us as prey or anything. OP assumes EVERY animal is wild. No more calm, passive, submissive, domesticated animals. So food is a REAL concern.

4. Spiders are annoying, but they aren't hunting us. Imagine spider webs everywhere. Insects can lay 1000 eggs a day (exaggeration, but you get the point). Rats are pests, but they aren't hunting us. Crows are annoying, but they aren't hunting us. Just assume you are prey to all these creatures. They don't want to eat themselves, they want to eat you!

Humans have the technology and planning ability to wipe them out.

You are also thinking short term strategy/ intelligence for a hunt. This would last a very long time and favor humans
Humans have a million different ways to eliminate animals.

[syddak1llakyd]

for the people saying humans can wipe everything out....wouldn't that essentially be a draw since no one wins?

[rattlesnakeman]

humans, if they went after the american goverment, and won the american govt would just kill themselves and all their people

[Highjumper21]

Just by pure numbers

Everything that's not human is trying to kill you.
Good luck if you're not in a military base or fort knox

[Pedophillet]

they outnumber us, but we have a maori nate

[MaximusMiscimus]

If we don't see it coming, hornets could easily make sleeper cells all over the place and then **** the **** out of us.

Otherwise, if citizens are well armed with RAID, then we will prevail.

[SighGR]

2. LOL @ those who say animals don't have intelligence or strategy. Have you ever seen a lion hunt? Heck, have you seen any animal hunt?
!

Lions have a high fail rate on their hunts.

[Caxoo]

they outnumber us, but we have a maori nate

Just make sure the pitbulls don't manage to lock their jaws on him