This is a bit long, so I'm going to organize it into two sections, with cliffs for each.
Backstory: Before this past weekend, I was a 22 year old virgin. I had done everything else with a girl though, makeouts, BJs, and fingering. I would get depressed and even cry at times, thinking I'd always be a virgin or at least for a few more years, especially since I just graduated college. Considering the fact that everyone always talks about how easy it is to get laid in college, I felt like ****. Went out to parties/bars/clubs a ton over the last two years but still couldn't get it done. I never considered myself an "FA" though, that's a terrible label to give yourself.
Vegas: Not my first Vegas trip. First night, went to a club. Saw a girl dancing by yourself, went up to her, and after some conversation and grinding, said "If you wanna leave, I'm with it." Not srs. I just said "you wanna go" or something like that, to which she said yes. Had to run around the club to find my friends to get a room key since I didn't have one, took a cab back, had a couple drinks with her at my place (New Amsterdam peach vodka is the **** srs) then went right to the bed. Smashed on the side of the bed for a little while(with condom), she was a screamer. Pulled out and hosed her down. Afterwards, she said "I'm so jealous other girls get to feel that inside them," about my dick, then left. Little did she know she was the first. She was 24. Typically I'd be paranoid about posting pics if it's someone I see regularly, since they may have a friend or someone she knows on bb.com, etc, but I'll probably never see these girls again so I don't really care.
Pics of her:
First section cliffs:
-Virgin at 22, had done everything but sex
-Went to Vegas
-Met a girl at the club, took her back to the hotel and smashed
-She mired my D
Went to a pool party with my boys on Saturday. Talked to girls, had fun, etc. This one redhead walked by, I looked at her, she looked at me, and then I decided to stop her and talk to her. She seemed interested but left quickly, but before she did, she put her finger in my mouth, then took it out and gave me a quick peck on the lips, said she'd be back. She didn't come right back but I went up to her and got her number.
Fast forward to later that night. I tried to hit her up to get her to come over, actually stayed back from the club to make the attempt. A friend helped me the sexting (no pics though) and she was DEFINITELY interested, but not down to make it happen that night, she even said "I'm sorry I can't **** you tonight, I would love for you to tear my pussy up " (100% DEAD SRS) Said she had to sleep for the yoga classes she was teaching the next day. Joined my friends at the club, no luck. Sort of hit up the girl from the night before (above pics), but fell asleep at like 5, was honestly too tired. If I was still a virgin you'd better believe I would have made more of an effort to smash. She told me she was 36, I lied about my age and said I was 25.
Ended up leaving a bit later than I originally thought, so I hit her up at 12pm saying I was still in Vegas. She said she was done with yoga, then called and said she had something to go to at 2 but wanted to meet up. She was going to drive 20 min just to kiss me lol. Met her in the parking garage, made out wit her, then went back to her car. She sucked my dick, then I smashed her in a couple diff positions. (no condom, it didn't fit so we gave up on it, plus she said she had no uterus [later said she got out of two back-to-back long relationships, so she prob decided to get it removed afterwards since she never wants kids] and no STDs. Almost too good to be true. In before pissing out razorblades/babynames.com. Would normally never not use a condom but I made an exception. Didn't nut inside her though.) Pulled out, then she just bounced her ass on my dick for a few minutes until I came. She's down the next time I ever come up to Vegas. I trust that, since older women tend to be a LOT less flaky than girls my age. The whole time I felt like a porn star haha and was scared as hell someone would see us. She had a really nice body, prob from being a yoga instructor. Crazy thing about this is that we were both sober. The spank back will be forever filled.
What a weekend, best of my life actually. Had a lot of fun, and not only did I lose my virginity, I smashed two girls in one weekend. Having an aesthetic physique helped, the first girl loved my abs, and the redhead loved my body and called me a beautiful man lol. We met while I was shirtless at the pool, so that def helped. Couldn't be happier right now. This thread was in part inspired by Hrcules.
Her shoulder isn't actually ripped like that pic. In before do you even lift phaggot. Bad pic, but I'm not that big anyways.
-Met a 36 year old redhead (Can't call her a MILF, she has no kids lol) at the pool, she seemed interested but left
-Got her number
-Tried to smash that night, she was clearly interested but couldn't do it that night
-Hit her up the next morning a few hours before leaving
-She called me around 12:20, said she had something to go to at 2, but wanted to meet up. Drove 20 min just to kiss me
-One thing led to another and we went to her car
-Smashed w/o a condom (in before babynames.com), also got my dick sucked. Nutted with her bouncing her ass on my dick, dick wasn't inside her.
-SHe's DTF whenever I come back to Vegas (She's from the area)
-Mention of the you-know-what
-Didn't read lol
EDIT: ****, should have resized. Oh well, I don't think it's gonna stretch anyone's screen. Added cliffs for Section 2.
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banging chicks in vegas with no dome.... not even once
congrats on losing your v card
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Awesome. Glad to hear you made it.
And no homo, but I think you look aesthetic as fuk in that picture.
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