so i have a crush on this girl that works at my gym.
its small gym and has a unisex bathroom.. weird i know
after my workout i go in the bathroom, and pour the remnants of my protein shake (chocolate) in the toilet and proceed to clean out my shaker in the sink. (dont pour it in the sink bc i dont want it to clog)
i realized i forgot to flush on my way out, and I look back and she was about to go in to clean or something idk, then she walked out real quick with a disgusted look on her face, like she had just seen some real bad dookie
i just ran out hoping she didnt realize it was me in there but chances are she saw
wat do brahs? is it game over now that she thinks i spew anal fluids all over public restrooms?
07-04-2013, 10:17 PM #1
girl at my gym thinks i have mud butt.... (help)
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Easy fix brah.
Next time shes working do the following...
PS This needs to be sooner rather than later.
1. Clog the fuark outta the sink with anything you can. Pour your shake down there too leaving brown mess all over the sink.
2. Go up to her and be like shoot girl I clogged the sink with my shake.
3. Say something like "shhhttt gurll, the one time I pour my shake in the sink it clogs, thats why I normally pour it in the toilet"
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07-04-2013, 10:28 PM #12
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thinkin ab pullin one of these numbers..
brb, its not chit, just chocolate..
i would just tell her it was protein, but im afraid she will just assume i knew that she walked in after my massive anal spewage and am trying to cover it up
dont wana switch gyms, but this is just embarrassing. especially considering she has probably told all the other regulars...
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easy peasy op, next time you just finish your protein shake. DEM GAINZ OP. DEM GAINZ. YOU'RE FLUSHING THEM DOWN THE TOILET.-Always reps back Crew
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