What are some of your worst or funniest experiences ?
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07-01-2013, 02:35 AM #4
Was squatting about 280 a while ago. Was doing fine then out of nowhere this jacked cockney uber manlet came up behind me.
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07-01-2013, 02:42 AM #8
My stupidest gym moment happened a few weeks ago after hitting a new PR on rack pulls. I went to take the weights off the bar afterwards and for some stupid reason I decided to pull all the weights off one side at once. As it was a decent amount of weight, this resulted in the other end of the bar tipping down and the end I was at flying up and smacking me in the chin. Fortunately it didn't do much damage, but if I'd had my head an inch further forward it would have probably caught me flush and knocked me out.
I think only one person saw so I just shrugged it off and carried on with my day.
07-01-2013, 02:44 AM #9
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I was squatting and I was breathing but some reason my mouth was closed on this one rep and I make a fart noise with my mouth loud af. Then a set later I actually farted and the dude next to me looked at me multiple times with a 'wtf is wrong with this guy'USMC-29 Stumps
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07-01-2013, 02:46 AM #10
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07-01-2013, 02:47 AM #12
was squatting 127.5 kgs (i think around 285 pounds or something) going for my second set of five, and the squat rack bars are too high so i have to step outside of them to squat or the bar will hit them. brb on 2nd rep i get stuck in the hole , my back caving in like a mofo and my spotter manages to roll the bar off my back resulting in a huuuuge noise. pretty much everyone is staring after seeing me do this
i strip some of the weights and put it back into the safety bars to remove the last 2 20kg plates on the bar about 135 lbs. However i decide to try and squat it up from the safety racks onto the pegs. so i get right under the bar and start pushing. i new instantly it wasnt going to work, i was off balance and it started tipping sideways and backwards. my spotter rushes over to try and catch it but it just falls to the ground with another loud bang. again everyone was watching. picked up gear and left gym
At gym squatting heavy
Fail, outside racks and makes huge noise
Decide to squat 135 back up onto pegs from safety racks
Fail again and everyone sees
OP is embarassed and leaves gymUniversity of Auckland Crew
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07-01-2013, 02:51 AM #13
I was squatting ATG and when I would hit bottom I would hear a noise. Turns out it was my boxers ripping. The free weight room is kind of small and the tearing sound was kind of loud so I'm sure everyone was hearing it. I continued my workout without giving even the slightest of phucks. Get home and boxers are torn from the top of my crack to my sack.Don't rob me of my hate. It's all I have.
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