how i lost my virginity (story/cliffs) (pics)

[TheZake]

btw, this is 100% srs, it all happened a few months ago.

Ive seen alot of posts about how many miscers are foreveralone.jpg, and will never have sex/lose their vcard. Im am here to tell you that it could be much, much, much, much worse.

This is the story of a 16 year old boy, and how i lost my virginity.

It was a cold, september saturday night. It was about 10, and me and a few buddies were heading to a small shaker (party) on the other side of town. With already about half a 26 of Bacardi Gold in my stomach, i was feeling pretty good, and ready to party.

We arrived at the house, my V-neck looking fresh and my flow looking sickker than usual.
I was having a good time, meeting homies/taking shots/attempting to mack on some ladies. The tunes were pumping harder than the alcohol coursing through my veins, and i felt like i was on top of the world. The five or so hoots of the jeffrey that was offered to me earlier helped too.

Now this is where things begin to get foggy. After finishing a quick game of beer pong, at some point i finished my bottle. I felt like a million bucks, when all of a sudden...the cops came. Now i had my pipe, as well as about a gram or so of shake inside my tin, and i deffinitly didnt wanna get arrested. So, doing what the majority of the kids there did, i bolted out of one of the many windows.

Rushing out of the house and through five of six dozen of the neighbouring yards, i was effectively lost. And very, very, very hammered. My cell was dead, and I had no idea where my bros were. So i started walking aimlessly, hoping i would find out which way home was.

Now i was tired, drunk, and very cold (it was about -2 out, and all i had was a vneck and jeans on). I just wanted to get home, but after finding out where i was, i knew it was a good 2 hours walk away, at least.


When....all of a sudden, like a beam of light sent from heaven, a car pulled up next to me.

"Hey zake, its Bertha (not her real name) " she said "we were at the same party last night (i was at a party the previous night), need a ride home haha?"

Now i had no idea who this was, how they knew my name, or what they looked like, but i didnt really give a ****. I just wanted to get home.

Being drunk, and since it was a girl i figured there was no harm in it, I hopped in the backseat of the car to lie down and pass out, and mumbled out my address and what part of town i lived in.

Now this is where parts of my night start going blank. That bacardi I had finished off right before the popo came was catching up to me.

The next thing I know, we're stopped somewhere. I remember looking around, and being in the middle of a deserted parking lot.

And thats when I got a good look at this thing...this behemoth that was giving me a ride home. She was on top of me, forcing her tongue in my mouth. I didnt know what to do. Maybe it was because of the bacardi, or being horny as fuuu after being unsuccesfull earlier, or the fact that even the force of a 1000 men couldnt of gotten here off of me, or just not giving a ****. Or a mixture of all.

But I kissed back. The next thing i know my pants were down around my ankles, and this big, brown behemoth was riding me. My dick was limp, in a half stiffy like state the entire time. It was like forcing a hot dog that has been in the microwave for a few minutes into a sock.

I never came.

I remember lots of throwing up after it was over, in her car, on her car, on the street, in my bed. Everywhere. From a mixture of both the alcohol, and the repulsion of what i had just done.

I woke up the next morning, know that by monday this would be all over school (and it was, she told EVERYBODY).

Let this be a lesson to you misc. It could always be worse. And NEVER drink Bacardi Gold.

cliffs/notes:
-at a party
-drink a **** ton
-cops come, have weed on me, bolt
-home is far away, get picked up by big brown behemoth in a car that i met the other night
-passing out/blacking out in back of her car, she gets on top of me, rapes me
-regret,shame



and now, for the pics:













take a guess

[NYSackExchange]

the....large...one?

[aussie_steven]

did not read, looked at pics and do not want

[bezarker]

wire brush and ajax...

[purpleshortscm]

oh lawd please dont tell me you nailed any of those girls. son i am disgust please tell me this is a troll

[RETURN]

lol

[Irishladdie235]

And that, kids, is why you don't drink until you know you can handle your ****.

[rentboy]

Hahahah

[TheZake]

oh lawd please dont tell me you nailed any of those girls. son i am disgust please tell me this is a troll

yes, the large...brown one.

[butusov]

I lol'd foreverfatzone

[buknasty]

stats 160 lbs. lol, she weighs more than you brah!! whichever one it is

[Ravishing_Rick]

did it feel good?

[Yea_I_Guess]

the standards for high school cheerleading have really taken a toll...

[RMHSLB]

dude.... she raped you.

[mikef93]

if you didnt cum does it count that you lost your virginity?

edit: and good god no amount of alcohol could have made me have sex with that monster

[DevotedLifter]

[Ggdograa]

the coolest story, bro

[TheZake]

dude.... she raped you.

pretty much.


and no it didnt feel good, but didnt care and just wanted a ride home..

[Ggdograa]

And that, kids, is why you don't drink until you know you can handle your ****.

age: 16

[yondy12]

god i got a good laugh

[OdeToArsenal47]

[unleashed132]

OP got railed by snooki jr

[YothuYindi84]

i pictured worse than in the photos

[semok27]

OP got railed by snooki jr

this.


OP- tha ****?

[gym.candy]

lol
huge oompa loompa

[GatorGenocide]

meh. everyone phucks a phatty at least once. even e statin miscers

[sloppyjoe1]

lmao

[ProMudkipz]

hahahaha
sucks to be you (srs)
If you had been the one to raep her you would be locked up and ****.
hahaha AAAAHahahha
i know those type of whale bitches and i can just picture everything.

EDIT: repped (with my 0 rep power)

[Money Shot]

this is the most I've ever laughed at a thread started by a 16 year old

[Alcahoulic]

Damn... that's my old highschool, haha, beaverbrae ftw. Sucks about the whale though....