brb women can't suck dik for chit
brb its not gay if you aren't the one giving the bj
brb gays know how to suck dik and actually enjoy going down as opposed to a woman who pretty much needs to be forced into it and resents it when you finally convince her
brb gays got their technique down and everything
brb bj of peace
So the story goes like this me and a friend were forced to go into a gay strip club since we lost a bet. We had to remain their for at least half and hour and one of us had to get a back stage dance from one of the dancers. Me and Sebastian flipped a coin and loser would be the one to get a back stage dance. Of course I ended up getting heads ironic since I would later be getting head that night from a very unexpected source. I was nervous and the climate in the strip club made me even more nervous we kind of just kept to ourselves in the corner of the club since both us are straight males, didn't want to get drugged or herpes from anything around the area-- didn't touch anything the whole time I was there. I was actually surprised at how much more respectful the people were to the gay dancers at the club (not saying that all of them were gay since a good majority were prob doing it for gayforpay reasons only) regardless the customers didn't harm the dancers.
Sebastian paid for my dance from a 5'5 gay male (I knew he was gay because he told me once we were back stage), he had the glutes of a female and was completely shaved regardless this didn't turn me on (I like women and am perfectly straight). I actually felt extremely uncomfortable at first but hell I myself am 6'1 so if the little gay man tried anything I would easily take him down (no homo). Things started to get heated and I could tell he was extremely attracted to me, this made me more uncomfortable and I sought to get the hell out of there as soon as possible, I remembered the bet however I had made and knew I was noone to ever back down on one regardless of how things got, I had 5 more minutes in here and knew I would be able to outlast them. The dancers name was Ignacio btw although everyone around there called him the Spicy Jalapeno.
That was when he pulled my dick out of my pants, I was wearing track pants so he did it with ease. I was getting ready to sock the little mexican manlet in the face before he started using some technique out of this world on my nuts as he sucked me off. Now i'm 1000.9999% straight and I would never in my 25 years on this earth would it have ever crossed my mind to get my dick sucked by a guy. In fact I think I would have killed my dog Helios (and I fuking love my dog) before ever getting sucked by a guy much less a gay guy. Better yet I would have commit suicide before I had ever let a gay man suck my penis. Back to the dick sucking however I had never been sucked off like this before and i've been with plenty of women of all shapes, races, and sizes--- none had sucked it like this one little gay man or even come close. I busted in like 3 minutes, had completely forgotten it was a gay man that was doing the deed. I quickly left the room with Ignacio just there with jizz all over his face.
I quickly felt disgusted kind of when you look at crazy hardcore porn only cause your super horny-- a real what have i done feel. I threw up actually since I quickly ran out of the club. Sebastian had ditched the club as well turns out i had been back there for a long ass time when I spoke to him the following day. Had to get my girlfriend to pick me up at a nearby subway. It stuck with me however the pleasure Ignacio was able to bring and his flawless sucking dick technique. Never had my dick sucked by a man since that day much less a gay man but I dream of being able to find a woman with such ability yet to find one though. Gay men suck dick like no other woman can and best of all they enjoy it-- stay safe guys.
your a phaggot if you havent had your dick sucked by a gay guy