ASK THE (temporarily) FATTEST MAN ON MISC ANYTHING (srs) (pics) pt.2

[Wetbreasts]

This is a continuation of the original thread found here http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=154206951

Cliffs of peace: In the beginning

BRB OP is fat as phuck. Like 660lb or some chit.
BRB bad heart, tumor that looks like swollen nutsack on leg. (video of tumor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB-Yu-Dw21w)
BRB miscers say they will fund ops weight loss
BRB OP cant fit in shower/car, changes pants every 2-3 months.
BRB ex or something is a heroin addict
BRB OP has to pee but it hurts his arm too much to push himself up. When he poops, it sprays out. OP is scared toilet wont hold much longer (leaking).
BRB OP's ultimate woman is Ariana Grande
BRB last year ops step-dad hosed him down outside at night for a minute and it was ecstasy
BRB OP faps as he can reach tip of knob. Rubs shirt or sock on it and busts a nut inside his pants/shirt. If bust on blanket, flips blanket over
BRB OP has thought about going to jail for care/diet but he is so phukkin fat that they probably cant house him and he will just go on house arrest or some chit
BRB miscers thinking of setting up paypal account for misc-onations and having michigan miscers use it to buy OP food/crutches.
BRB OP hates "fat acceptance" and is disgusted with himself and other fat phukks but loves food.
BRB OP plans to do 60-70% of normal bulk today - http://i.imgur.com/Hl1RP1h.jpg
BRB many miscers gay and telling OP he's handsome (at 660lb w/ patchy neck-beard) [some mentioned g4pay]
BRB OP sleeps at 5am, so that his mum can come home after working till 4pm and make his food/refill water. OP can't stand long enough to make own food just yet. (long term goal) - http://i.imgur.com/5ZVV9Q4.jpg
BRB OP sometimes pretends to be a hot female on mmo's by using his classmates pic
BRB ops destroyed couch-bed - http://i.imgur.com/WzeFgZd.jpg
BRB OP in 5th grade - http://i.imgur.com/ToNF3Bk.jpg
BRB OP is literally TOO fat to get gastric bypass so QUIT ASKING
BRB 95% of miscers have been supportive. OP has the most help ever in BB.com history. 5% wishes he rolls over and suffocates.

Cliffs of Peace: Current
BRB OP has cut his calories from >5000 to <2000, and has been dieting for over a month
BRB OP now does laps in his trailer, slowly building endurance up
BRB OP lifts and makes videos every week
BRB Misc has been helping him and his mother with donations via paypal and amazon
BRB OP has taken a shower and a bath outdoors even with neighbors looming (bath) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHEHFsnmydA (Shower) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRsQ2hwQK-4
BRB OP has a website where he blogs, posts videos and nutrition logs with pictures of all his dinners http://www.witnessthechange.com
BRB Misc got OP's mom a new haircut/color/style and made her entire month http://www.witnessthechange.com/2013/06/thank-you-all/
BRB OPs mom made a video (warning, onions being cut) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJx6-gTVG2E
BRB OP has trouble getting weight with two scales, but best estimate is that OP has lost 47 lbs
BRB OP is going to make it

Cliffs of Peace: Pictures and misc info
pics of legs (pre shower) (WARNING: not safe for life)
http://i.imgur.com/HPz2uJA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HgrMze3.jpg

Original pic of OP (pre diet, pre shave): http://i.imgur.com/a4NNncN.jpg

Quick FAQ:
- no, OP cannot see his pen0r without technology
- Op does not support himself, his mom supports him
- What did the shower feel like? Answer: http://www.witnessthechange.com/2013/06/shower/
- When is next weigh in? It was going to be every two weeks, but since it is inaccurate, I am pushing it to every month, next one will be Saturday July 20th

Q: Have you thought about taking? (insert supplement/stim here)

A: I am currently taking raspberry ketone, coq10, fish oil, and the occasional emergan-c vitamin. Until I get to see a doctor (coming soon) I am waiting to take any other supplements or stims to stay on the safe side.

Q: Why did you make this thread , just curious. Were you planning to have everyone make fun of you, and then off yourself or something? I bet you were surprised everyone here wants to see you lose weight and inspire other people.

A: wasn't planning to tell anyone off.

The story is like this. I started posting in the other threads on misc. I was using some meme picture, and a mod deleted it, told me to make a new one. So I used another picture that wasn't me, this time this one http://i.imgur.com/InlOi4M.jpg
and a mod gave me a infraction and basically told me, use real pictures or gtfo.

So I thought eff that, they want me to use real pictures? *Tony Montana voice* OKAYYYYY

and then made this thread, with the most brutally honest (which meant brutally disgusting) details I could think of. It was really in spite, meant to be kind of a shocking, gross out, but honest thread, just so people could see me and get angry and post their puking macros, then I could be on my way back to 4chan.

It didn't turn out that way though, instead, I was talked into giving a chit, for the first time in more years than I can tell you.

Q: What is your website link? Your twitter link? Your vlog link? Your amazon, paypal, and myfitnesspal link?
A: All of these links are found in my signature on every post I make, including this one.

Q: How much do you currently weight?
A: My weight, found under my username as well as on my bodyspace and myfitnesspal stay up to date.

Q: How long can you walk/stand
A: Currently, a little over 3 minutes or so, the laps I am doing are slowly, but surely, building my endurance

Q: What equipment are you working with?
A: A miscer was nice enough to send me a barbell with 50 lbs for me to get started with, I also have a single dumbbell (hoping to get a second in the future) A miscer was also nice enough to send Resistance bands and hand grips, all of which I use in my workouts. I also use music, and do flops and dances, all hosted on my youtube vlog as well as my website, which are both found in my signature.

Q: What would you look like at 300lbs
A: Like this http://www.freegifhub.com/i/skank.gif

Please create flyers for wb and post them in the thread here

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=158225563

[Juicy-]

1rd in.

You gonna make it brah, cliffs of peace.

edit: spot sold to

Deer Park Water, getting breasts wet since 1873.

[Upshall18]

in!

Edit: Spot sold to WWW.WITNESSTHECHANGE.COM

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Good ****, been waiting for this. Can't wait for more updates.

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Spot not for sale, only for motivational purposes.


*WETBREASTS GONNA MAKE IT*

[STLmisc]

lez do it

man, just read cliffs. bro, youre doing it. 47 pounds lost so far in a month or so? thats great bro. keep up the hard work.


Not sure if this video has been shown but check it out bro, very motivational. Watch it when youre feeling down





brb 20 vid. brb skip to 7:30 and watch it for a minute. VERY REAL talk. He's straight forward and speaks the truth while showing you the bigger picture of what you are doing. We're all gonna make it brah

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You got this WB! You're gonna make it!

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Good luck OP! I wish you success.

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Btw get one these for quick showering, without having to prepare the mini bath or shower.

[GermanLifter]

good luck WB!

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Edit: Forgot to mention: subbed, again.

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u inspirationbrah

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Stick with it, you're gonna make it brah

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first page boi

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[Project_BelAir]

How much weight have you lost thus far?

You inspire me brah (srs)

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