Rules of The IFBB Section

[NVious]

1.When Dorian gets brought up, Dantop or JLD will inevitably come in and bring up Dillet saying how much superior Dillet's genetics were to Dorian's. If NVious gets annoyed enough, he'll post the most muscular shot of Dillet/Levrone/Dorian

2.There will be at least one thread per month questioning whether Kai will win an Olympia based on his past.

3.There will be at least one thread per month questioning Kai's sexuality.

4.The longer a female bodybuilding thread goes, the more likely you are to see Stealth Swimmer post calling the "women" beautiful/hard working.

5.The more pictures NVious posts, the more likely that one of them is going to be Zyzz.

6.Any old school bodybuilding thread will have the following posters: Chrismisc, Trulyhuge, NVious.

7.Rommyrom makes great posts and everyone knows it.

8.At least once per month you'll have a troll start a thread that ends up going 5+ pages.

9.The further away from a bodybuilding show, the more likely that users will snap on each other, during these times expect threads like "How good would've Arnold or Golden Age bodybuilder XYZ have been today?" "Wow check out this picture of Ronnie" "I think bodybuilder XYZ should've placed better at the Olympia"

10.You're all beauties and I love you all (except Trulyhuge)

[sedrik]

11. Must be at least one mention of Ronnie Coleman per thread.

[Ajthemeso]

12. if a person makes a kai greene thread it is inevitable that a poster will make a grapefruit joke.

[TTimmerman]

change the once/month in once/week and we're good

[NVious]

change the once/month in once/week and we're good

13.TTimmerman is a shredded sick kunt

[Groggery]

14. Every so often a clueless Joe will ask if he has what it takes to be an IFBB pro.
15. A Branch thread never ends well.
16. If a picture thread has gone more than 15 minutes without an update, sexnews will bump it.

[NVious]

14. Every so often a clueless Joe will ask if he has what it takes to be an IFBB pro.
15. A Branch thread never ends well.
16. If a picture thread has gone more than 15 minutes without an update, sexnews will bump it.

[transformerchad]

17. You not allowed to mention the words "No Homo " in the presence TTimmerman

[Bokula]

Dont forget those "Who is the greatest uncrowned Mr. Olympia" threads that are made every few weeks

[TTimmerman]

13.TTimmerman is a shredded sick kunt

18. I hold the record of being insulted by random newcomers

edit:

19: i hold the record of insulting random newcomers (in prep)

[Ajthemeso]

18. I hold the record of being insulted by random newcomers

edit:

19: i hold the record of insulting random newcomers (in prep)

lol at #18. why is that? the only real reason i can think of is they're just jealous. they see a sick physique and they can't stand that you have it and not them. haters gonna hate.

[Groggery]

20. Everyone will feel awkward at some point after seeing enough Kurdish threads.
21. Where there's a Jay, there's a Meso.

[NVious]

20. Everyone will feel awkward at some point after seeing enough Kurdish threads.
21. Where there's a Jay, there's a Meso.

22.When Kurdish gets banned, posts containing the words cute/hot/handsome/hunky go down 98.7%.

[spamy]

15. A Branch thread never ends well.

15.1 (addendum) Kevin English threads are the worst.

[detrimental]

23. DPNZ will turn into an eternal warrior prepared for a fight to the death in any thread concerning physique class or natty status

[TTimmerman]

24. We don't like the Misc/Miscers (some exceptions)

[NVious]

24. We don't like the Misc/Miscers (some exceptions)

Lmao

[Groggery]

24. We don't like the Misc/Miscers (some exceptions)

On that note:

25. Any mention of the word aesthetics brings death, destruction and Layne Norton pictures.

[ZBlacktt]

26. A new Internet Mr O champion is crowned each year. Someone who will beat Phil before Kai it seems.

[jld010]

Royal Guards gonna Royal guard

But srsly, where is the Dorian-Neo Rule, that should be on top of the list and not the Royal guard or do we piss you guys off that much??

We dont do it to troll or make you guys angry, but Dillett ......

Regarding Neo and Dorian.........When Dorian is comparared to anyone the inevitable, superior conditioning, symmetry, superior thickness of Dorian will be brought up together with various Dorian 95 pics showing off ab-thigh. Pics alone are not enough to judge Dorian as he was thick all round, and then he will throw in a cheeky arm pic that will showcase his "large arms" and hope no one picks it up as a discussion point.

[Groggery]

But srsly, where is the Dorian-Neo Rule, that should be on top of the list and not the Royal guard or do we piss you guys off that much??

Believe it or not, yours is more frequent these days. It seems harmless and everything, but when only two people keep winking at each other spouting awkward stuff (God kryptonite w/e mode), it gets awkward for everyone.

[jld010]

Believe it or not, yours is more frequent these days. It seems harmless and everything, but when only two people keep winking at each other spouting awkward stuff (God kryptonite w/e mode), it gets awkward for everyone.

but for goodness sake.. when we coined the POG and kryptonite terms, im sure it was thought of as cool by many of you. i means the actual words used to describe the class level of pics in our cabinet should get anyone excited. Now u saying we coming across as awkward individuals.....there is no winning with you guys.

[spamy]

Sammy, Neo (he usually for Dorian), Sexnews, Dantop, JLD (for Dillett), Iceman have the highest chances of posting an awesome never seen before or very rare pic. There are other guys too, but I forgot them now.

[Groggery]

but for goodness sake.. when we coined the POG and kryptonite terms, im sure it was thought of as cool by many of you.

Must have missed that part since i never noticed anything like that. People just let you two have your fun, then you kept doing it.

Anywho.

28. Calves are serious business, never forget that.
29. Nobody understands perspective or angles.

[ZBlacktt]

Royal Guards gonna Royal guard

But srsly, where is the Dorian-Neo Rule, that should be on top of the list and not the Royal guard or do we piss you guys off that much??

We dont do it to troll or make you guys angry, but Dillett ......

Regarding Neo and Dorian.........When Dorian is comparared to anyone the inevitable, superior conditioning, symmetry, superior thickness of Dorian will be brought up together with various Dorian 95 pics showing off ab-thigh. Pics alone are not enough to judge Dorian as he was thick all round, and then he will throw in a cheeky arm pic that will showcase his "large arms" and hope no one picks it up as a discussion point.

Is rule 27. No one was bigger then Paul. Not even the 320lbs Victor at the 1994 Fibo, lol.

[Larfleeze]

Rule 28. Any mention of Victor Richards will lead to long arguments.

[detrimental]

but for goodness sake.. when we coined the POG and kryptonite terms, im sure it was thought of as cool by many of you. i means the actual words used to describe the class level of pics in our cabinet should get anyone excited. Now u saying we coming across as awkward individuals.....there is no winning with you guys.

I'll give you the truth of my perception:

I never thought it was cool, in fact it made me think you were schmoes. You trade hundreds if not thousands of pictures and collect them, you talk to people about Dillet's history etc and I believe you or Dan have even tried to contact him. Then you start this little internet clique online talking about "1993 POG!!!" and the other one of you will come into the thread and be like "TOTAL SUPERMAN, POG, GAWD, BEST GENETICS EVER SO AMAZING".

It was, is and always will be weird. And by weird, I mean queer. And by queer, I mean gay.

[SUPER_MANLET]

29-Cedric got all the potential but ..... (give excuses here)

[Larfleeze]

29. Comparing 90s conditioning to today's will always result is a massive argument

30. Any mention of how many Olympias Dorian should have won, regardless of the number stated, will result in a massive argument.

31. Any mention of Arnold or Sergio will have trulyhuge either nuthugging Sergio, bashing Arnold or both.

[NVious]

but for goodness sake.. when we coined the POG and kryptonite terms, im sure it was thought of as cool by many of you. i means the actual words used to describe the class level of pics in our cabinet should get anyone excited. Now u saying we coming across as awkward individuals.....there is no winning with you guys.

lolwut, I like you guys, i just find it funny is all.

This thread is meant to take the piss, don't take it seriously.