jstar007, pls respond <3 (yellow fever thread)
Push Play (srs)
Hello, my delicate little lotus flower of peace.
Shhh no more tears, just feels now. I will cure you of your Forever Alone status, miss. I vow to prepare Annie Chun's rice noodles for you whenever your heart desires.
We can make sweetly awkward and stiff love to focus on your twerking muscles after an obnoxiously loud drunken night at a karaoke bar which preferably serves Korean Barbecue.
I will write you poetry and serenade you with songs for the many years to come.
Lettuce be real green tea, you're going to be pushing 40 soon, but you don't look a day over 20.
I know you are small and fragile, so I will be gentle. We can have many beautiful little manlets and womanlets in order to contribute to the future production of the Twinkie Master Race.
Your love for Italian cuisine has touched my heart and inspired this proposal. Allow me to add a side of authentic sausage to your pasta by taking my hand in marriage, angelic one.
Come on. Don't be a sloot.
pls respond
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06-17-2013, 08:16 PM #1Glow Supremacist
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jstar007, pls respond <3 (yellow fever thread)
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06-17-2013, 08:18 PM #2Registered User
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in for response
edit: first, sport for sale
edit: spot sold to Bondo® Locking Suction Cup
Last edited by charlie6; 06-18-2013 at 09:00 AM.
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06-17-2013, 08:18 PM #3Registered User
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that just made me realize that i havent had a twinkie in the longest, brb headed to the store
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06-17-2013, 08:18 PM #4
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06-17-2013, 08:18 PM #5Gangster of MS Paint
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i hav got sum bad newzOriginally Posted by sourcecode123
Forever bulking.
Forever ecto.
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06-17-2013, 08:19 PM #6Executive User
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Someone didn't get the memoOriginally Posted by sourcecode123
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06-17-2013, 08:19 PM #7drink more water
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good luck brahOriginally Posted by sourcecode123
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06-17-2013, 08:19 PM #8Sig line can't be a novel
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with such an elegantly crafted thread there is no way she could say no.
"Come on. Don't be a sloot.
pls respond"
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06-17-2013, 08:20 PM #9never had one, now i never willOriginally Posted by sourcecode123
† you're probably a drone anyway †
n ........ n
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06-17-2013, 08:20 PM #10Registered User
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Originally Posted by amikaelmorris
Originally Posted by Lamborg
they still gotta be out there somewhereOriginally Posted by EnjoiMusic
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06-17-2013, 08:21 PM #11Registered User
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Twinkies are coming back, brahs. It was just a publicity stunt. (srs)
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their reps, but by the content of their posts.
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06-17-2013, 08:21 PM #12Registered User
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apparently not.Originally Posted by EnjoiMusic
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/twin...july-6C9590050myanimelist.net/profile/Kurogashi
kurogashi.deviantart.com
185/245/275
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06-17-2013, 08:23 PM #13Registered User
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This could have easily been white knighting ****otry. But then it wasn't.
Well played, OP. I hope she says yes.The D.E.N.N.I.S. system:
Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely
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06-17-2013, 08:24 PM #14Reservations at Dorsia
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Sorry brah,
We have already made plans for tonight, picking her up in 30 minutes.
Will report back.
thought you knew ;/Always fap before important decision crew
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06-17-2013, 08:25 PM #15Keto shill
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OP WK's all misc females such a *******.
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06-17-2013, 08:26 PM #16Registered User
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Brah, its over now... srsly give me ur phucking adress.... im coming over NOW.Originally Posted by Softworn
Push Play (srs)
Hello, my delicate little lotus flower of peace.
Shhh no more tears, just feels now. I will cure you of your Forever Alone status, miss. I vow to prepare Annie Chun's rice noodles for you whenever your heart desires.
We can make sweetly awkward and stiff love to focus on your twerking muscles after an obnoxiously loud drunken night at a karaoke bar which preferably serves Korean Barbecue.
I will write you poetry and serenade you with songs for the many years to come.
Lettuce be real green tea, you're going to be pushing 40 soon, but you don't look a day over 20.
I know you are small and fragile, so I will be gentle. We can have many beautiful little manlets and womanlets in order to contribute to the future production of the Twinkie Master Race.
Your love for Italian cuisine has touched my heart and inspired this proposal. Allow me to add a side of authentic sausage to your pasta by taking my hand in marriage, angelic one.
Come on. Don't be a sloot.
pls respond
brb fighting this ****get.Bosnia/yugoslavia crew
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06-17-2013, 08:26 PM #17Banned
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wow, strong oneitis
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06-17-2013, 08:27 PM #18UMF Crew
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Speaking of twinks, OP is a *******
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06-17-2013, 08:27 PM #19Buell American Sportbikes
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Lol sauce?Originally Posted by DivaJana
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06-17-2013, 08:29 PM #21drink more water
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that's the most solid slap i've ever seen a girl throwOriginally Posted by DivaJana
hips rollin with it, whole nine yards
10/10
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06-17-2013, 08:31 PM #22Glow Supremacist
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Originally Posted by DivaJana
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06-17-2013, 08:32 PM #23Registered User
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06-17-2013, 08:32 PM #24
In on misc marriage. I will be the ring bearer
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06-17-2013, 08:33 PM #25Glow Supremacist
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f**k, still recharging (srs). i thought i would recharge by now. feelsbatman. -_-Originally Posted by ThunderCookie
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06-17-2013, 08:36 PM #26Registered User
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provided she didn't get a restraining order, your babies are going to be aesthetic, op. congrats.
Giving out my (orchestral/electronic) music for free under Creative Commons:
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06-17-2013, 08:36 PM #27
She cant twerk ,no care.
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06-17-2013, 08:37 PM #28cheekiest brah on misc
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you jelly?Originally Posted by DivaJana
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06-17-2013, 08:38 PM #29Buell American Sportbikes
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WTF am I watching?Originally Posted by Blackbrahh
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06-17-2013, 08:42 PM #30Registered User
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