Cheeky raccoons keep stealing my mangos! (srs) (pic)

[angryguywalking]

Past two days this ******* keeps climbing up in my trees and snatching mangos

My dog keeps barking at him all day, too bad he's not a pitbull or else I'd unleash him on the kunt.

What do?

[Joe1994]

lol funniest thread title ive even seen

[jonB89]

lol he's staring you down... "what are you gonna do about it *******? I'm all up in your mangos bitch!"

[MetalMonarch]

u have a mango tree? damn jelly.

[canuck604]

Record the kunts in action

[gjames017]

raccoon during the day..lol he's psycho/rabid dont let ur dogs near it

[Photoshop4Lulz]

[Like It Or Not]

Raccoon's are usually nocturnal...only time they are out during daylight is when they have rabies.....srs.

stay safe OP

[amoosenamedhank]

If he got close enough to take this picture, he is definitely close enough to shoot with a pellet gun.

[TallJJ]

Misc hat that ****er

[PunjabiStylin]

wt the fuk

[squatonmyface]

lold at thread tittle

[angryguywalking]

Wtf must be some kind of hybrid raccoon, standing on hind legs!

[qurs]

Mirin that backyard size.

[angryguywalking]

Record the kunts in action

As of right now, I'm on mango watch. All systems a-go, we're on lockdown up in here. Will try to get video/10

If he got close enough to take this picture, he is definitely close enough to shoot with a pellet gun.

It was through the window poop head

[DontEvenTry]

[VeinyPenor]

get a real dog

[gtrce]

That second picture, what in the actual fuk lol.

[jayhead000]

can confirm....

[bigdogfarmhand]

A.trap them and relocate
B.trap and shoot
C. Poison them

[angryguywalking]

OK so he went behind some bushes to munch on the mango he snatched, me and my dog are on watch if he comes back for seconds though

[angryguywalking]

A.trap them and relocate
B.trap and shoot
C. Poison them

Tried traps before, they started outsmarting them srs

+ we eat these mangos, why would I poison my fruit tree ?

[GDPONE]

C4 ... its the only way to be sure.

[guitarwar241]

raccoon during the day..lol he's psycho/rabid dont let ur dogs near it

Raccoon's are usually nocturnal...only time they are out during daylight is when they have rabies.....srs.

stay safe OP

"Raccoons are primarily nocturnal animals, but the truth is that they do frequently forage during the daylight hours as well. In particular, raccoons that haven't found enough to eat, or females who have young to feed will need extra time to search for food, and thus they may be found moving about while the sun is up. If the animal is moving in a normal manner (as opposed to walking in circles while falling down) it's likely healthy."

http://www.aaanimalcontrol.com/blog/...ay-rabies.html

[PumkinPie]

Put out a bowl of anti-freeze and keep dog away from it.

[jebend]

OK so he went behind some bushes to munch on the mango he snatched, me and my dog are on watch if he comes back for seconds though

Kill it and eat it? That way you get your mangos back.

[MetalMonarch]

inb4 op has a pet raccoon

also misc hat

[BDizzzy]

I wish I had a mango tree, mirin hard...

[arn710]

Don't let your dog tangle with that thing

They can get nasty

[amoosenamedhank]

As of right now, I'm on mango watch. All systems a-go, we're on lockdown up in here. Will try to get video/10



It was through the window poop head

Next time, open the window and throw cats at him.