ive ever had for the past 5 years that i have never came from a blowjob... They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when they do.
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Thread: I told every girl/girlfriend
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06-10-2013, 11:58 PM #1Registered User
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I told every girl/girlfriend
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06-11-2013, 12:00 AM #2Registered User
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fuking genious
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06-11-2013, 12:00 AM #3Horseshoe of peace
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Op is a phucking genius
This is gonna be my new go-to line with hookups
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06-11-2013, 12:01 AM #4Returning Videotapes
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This is new and exciting.
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06-11-2013, 12:02 AM #5Registered User
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I thank and applaud you sir. I hope you have a long prosperous life and that you have healthy and beautiful children.
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06-11-2013, 12:03 AM #6Registered User
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Nice. Another good line: "I never have sex on the first date." Srs drives the ladies crazy.
Edit: Also, the "My last GF was good at _______" approach can also be effective. However, that might backfire and your girl might respond with "Well my last BF didn't have a small penis."Last edited by RaibeartBruis; 06-11-2013 at 12:12 AM.
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06-11-2013, 12:04 AM #7Bastet's Dream
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should tell them you've never done anal sex with anyone and you'd like them to be the first. works like a charm.
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06-11-2013, 12:04 AM #8Registered User
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i like dis...
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06-11-2013, 12:04 AM #9Registered User
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genius & repped
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06-11-2013, 12:05 AM #10Banned
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06-11-2013, 12:05 AM #11anti-miscer
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Originally Posted by cmml
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06-11-2013, 12:05 AM #12Registered User
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"Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me."
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06-11-2013, 12:05 AM #13Registered User
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OP is not a *******
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06-11-2013, 12:05 AM #14Huntin a bit of meat
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And say ur last bish could deep throat, so they try to accept the challenge
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06-11-2013, 12:08 AM #15Registered User
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Originally Posted by cmml
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06-11-2013, 02:06 AM #16Registered User
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bump for more insight.
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06-11-2013, 02:11 AM #17
**KNEE DRAGGERS UNITE!**
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06-11-2013, 02:14 AM #18beast from da middle east
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so simple yet so amazing!
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06-11-2013, 02:14 AM #19Registered User
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genius op, srs. Sad thing is that i really cant cum from a bj lol
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06-11-2013, 02:16 AM #20Banned
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My ex refused to give BJ's, most I could do was stick it in her mouth for like 30 sec.. If only I knew of this.
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06-11-2013, 02:17 AM #21Banned
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that feel when getting zucked hard for 30min and no cum, feelsbatman for herOriginally Posted by Num3n
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06-11-2013, 02:17 AM #22Registered User
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I'm going to try the anal line!
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06-11-2013, 02:17 AM #23Doesn't Eat Enough
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Try the "I never came to a woman before" OP works every time.
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06-11-2013, 02:18 AM #24Never as big as my pump.
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posted this same thread (albeit more aesthetically presented) a few months ago.
we all know the tricks.
still can't cum from a bj though
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06-11-2013, 02:28 AM #25No Thanks, Jeff
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op has figured out answer to the universe
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06-11-2013, 02:30 AM #26holy fk u wizardOriginally Posted by cmml
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06-11-2013, 02:30 AM #27
This gets re posted on reddit once a week.
Lol @ the unawares.
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06-11-2013, 02:31 AM #28Mia, I'm a cop
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06-11-2013, 02:31 AM #29Registered User
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tfw never had gf
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06-11-2013, 02:32 AM #30Registered User
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