RANT: Roll 2d20 to Enter the Dungeon of Hypertrophy

[SkydogGinsberg]

RANT HISTORY

2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 03-22-2012 to 04-30-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden - medjen, 04-30-2012 to 06-23-2012
RANT: This Rant brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O - VoxExMachina, 06-23-2012 to 08-21-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf can dance if he wants to. He can leave all you stupid noobs behind - theshoupguy, 08-21-2012 to 10-8-2012
RANT: It takes a forum of noobs to hold Aqua-beowulf back - darinaldi, 10-8-2012 to 11-28-2012
RANT: i am obese and on a phone - therorschach, 11-28-2012 to 1-16-2013

2013
RANT: MrMrBill vs. The Law - The Clone Wars? - kvk1, 1-16-2013 to 3-1-2013
RANT: Our Posts are GMO and Gluten Free from Locally Grown Grass Fed Ranters - Drekkor, 3-1-2013 to 4-22-2013
RANT: It’s not just a thread, it’s an Ethos. The Rant abides, Dude. - VoxExMachina, 4-22-2013 to 6-10-2013
RANT: Sarcasm-o-Plasmic Haipertophy For The Masses - SkydogGinsberg, 6-10-2013 to Present

[DivaJana]

1rd

[Screamin]

3nd

[ZoranM]

Vox gon' kill ya.

[darinaldi]

1rd

[img]http://s9.postimg.org/5fi238qwt/ingifdj.gif[img]

gtfo.

3nd

gtfo.

vox gon' kill ya.

gtfo.

[kvk1]

Hello everybody. 24. M. USA. Looking for a friendly group of people to chat with throughout the day.

[darinaldi]

Hello everybody. 24. M. USA. Looking for a friendly group of people to chat with throughout the day.

gtfo

[ThickAsABrick]

Hello everybody. 24. M. USA. Looking for a friendly group of people to chat with throughout the day.

Are you more of a bear or an otter?

PM sent.

[medjen]

Hello everybody. 24. M. USA. Looking for a friendly group of people to chat with throughout the day.

Well, young man, you seem to have come to the right place! This here is the friendliest bunch of folks that you might ever find on the intertubez.

[SkydogGinsberg]

Forums were full of people posting cat photos taken with their brand new $3000 DSLR.

[ThickAsABrick]

I would engage in a friendly chat throughout the day with her.

[darinaldi]

Are you more of a bear or an otter?

PM sent.

He's a bear in training.


Also, GTFO.

[adamdavidson47]

11enteen

Edit: TAAB'd

Naldi'd

[kvk1]

gtfo

Are you more of a bear or an otter?

PM sent.

I would engage in a friendly chat throughout the day with her.

He's a bear in training.


Also, GTFO.

This is appalling conduct.

I'm not sure I'm welcome here.

Or that I want to be a part of this deviance.

[adamdavidson47]

The second cat has nipples of strength

[VoxExMachina]

Hai.

I would like to develop muscles like Tom Berenger from Platoon, but not like Tom Berenger from Sniper 3.

[ThickAsABrick]

This is appalling conduct.

I'm not sure I'm welcome here.

Or that I want to be a part of this deviance.

You're from a meat-named country. That makes you a-ok in my book, friendo.

[darinaldi]

This is appalling conduct.

I'm not sure I'm welcome here.

Or that I want to be a part of this deviance.

My good sir, you have my deepest apologies if I have given you an incorrect opinion of our whimsical crew of rapscallions. You are assuredly welcome here.







Welcome to FYOF and then GTFO.

[SkydogGinsberg]

Hai.

I would like to develop muscles like Tom Berenger from Platoon, but not like Tom Berenger from Sniper 3.

Drive w/ your heels and push your flutes through the bar!

[DivaJana]

Hai.

I would like to develop muscles like Tom Berenger from Platoon, but not like Tom Berenger from Sniper 3.

Hai there.

Make sure you are listening to Platoon's soundtracks while working out.

[adamdavidson47]

Just got a clock I ordered for our daughter. It's supposed to teach her when it's time to wake up and when it's time to stay the fukc in bed. She's been waking up at 5am lately. The internets have said that the clock works wonders. I hope it doesn't let me down.

This has been a go the fukc to sleep report.

[adamdavidson47]

You're from a meat-named country. That makes you a-ok in my book, friendo.

He's from Hamburg?

[SkydogGinsberg]

He's from Hamburg?

Chile, actually.

[adamdavidson47]

Chile, actually.

Explains a lot.

[ThickAsABrick]

Me Adam Geographyson. Me think Hamburg the best and tastiest country of all.

[medjen]

Food-related

I have recently (re)discovered Hoisin sauce. Any super-delicious suggestions?

[ThickAsABrick]

I have recently (re)discovered Hoisin sauce. Any super-delicious suggestions?

Coat yourself in it and then play xbox.

[medjen]

Coat yourself in it and then play xbox.

hmm... that sounds messy and not at all super-delicious.

[Screamin]

Just got a clock I ordered for our daughter. It's supposed to teach her when it's time to wake up and when it's time to stay the fukc in bed. She's been waking up at 5am lately. The internets have said that the clock works wonders. I hope it doesn't let me down.

This has been a go the fukc to sleep report.

lulz

How is this supposed to work?

[SkydogGinsberg]

I have recently (re)discovered Hoisin sauce. Any super-delicious suggestions?

Sweet and Spicy Hoisin Glaze
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 teaspoon grated fresh ginger
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1/2 cup hoisin sauce
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1 tablespoon rice vinegar

Heat oil in small saucepan over medium heat until shimmering. Add in garlic, ginger, and pepper flakes; cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Whisk in hoisin and soy sauce until smooth. Remove pan from heat and stir in vinegar. Transfer 1/3 cup glaze to bowl for grilling; reserve remaining glaze for serving.

Grilled Glazed Pork Tenderloin Roast
2 (1-pound) pork tenderloins, trimmed
Salt and pepper
Vegetable oil
1 recipe glaze (above)

1. Dissolve 3 tablespoons salt in 1½ quarts cold water in large container. Submerge tenderloins in brine and let stand at room temperature for 1 hour.

2. Remove tenderloins from brine and pat completely dry with paper towels. Lay 1 tenderloin, scraped side up, on cutting board and lay second tenderloin, scraped side down, on top so that thick end of 1 tenderloin matches up with thin end of other. Spray five 14-inch lengths of kitchen twine thoroughly with vegetable oil spray; evenly space twine underneath tenderloins and tie. Brush roast with vegetable oil and season with pepper. Transfer 1/3 cup glaze to bowl for grilling; reserve remaining glaze for serving.

3. Place roast on cooler side of grill, cover, and cook until meat registers 115 degrees, 22 to 28 minutes, flipping and rotating halfway through cooking.

4. Slide roast to hotter part of grill and cook until lightly browned on all sides, 4 to 6 minutes. Brush top of roast with about 1 tablespoon glaze and grill, glaze side down, until glaze begins to char, 2 to 3 minutes; repeat glazing and grilling with remaining 3 sides of roast, until meat registers 140 degrees.

5. Transfer roast to carving board, tent loosely with aluminum foil, and let rest for 10 minutes. Carefully remove twine and slice roast into 1/2-inch thick slices. Serve with remaining glaze.