and don't respond for an hour
she will think it was meant for someone else
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06-09-2013, 11:54 PM #1
Text your girlfriend "what do you mean you're pregnant..."
*first mod neg on 02/03/2014 crew*
*Hide in my car on Friday nights so cat thinks I have a social life Crew*
*sent a girl a dick pic and she reported me for child pornography thinking there is no way that is an adult dink crew*
*it was actually my dick crew*
*BJJ Crew*
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06-09-2013, 11:57 PM #5
lmao might try it, but gf is sleeping now
*Has to wear a diaper when squatting crew*
*Dick too big to have sex with girls crew*
*Girl sniff hard as fuk whenever I walk past to try and smell my dick crew*
*I make girls laugh but Tyrone makes them cum crew*
*Has to use a soundboard to order pizza crew*
*Hires escorts just to talk because too afraid to have sex crew*
*See reflection in computer screen after closing videos I fapped to and cry every time crew*
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06-10-2013, 12:01 AM #16
- Join Date: Jul 2012
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Age: 28
- Posts: 6,498
- Rep Power: 25184
The other half of Sydney crew* (Not Chestbrah's half)
Its not a gambling addiction if you win crew*
Addicted to gambling crew*
Piss right in the middle of the bowl to make as much noise as possible and assert my dominance crew*
Too alpha to maintain eye contact with myself in the mirror crew*
60% of the time .. It works everytime. Cologne crew*
Creed Aventus is my 11/10
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06-10-2013, 12:14 AM #21
No thanks Jeff.
The "i haven't been honest" was easy to escape with the batman pic.
This one is just suicide.**AC Milan**
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06-10-2013, 12:24 AM #27
- Join Date: Mar 2009
- Location: North Carolina, Singapore
- Posts: 11,601
- Rep Power: 29516
in for another miscer's rship ruined ... end well this will not
Sloots come and go but moms are forever
Get to know your parents: you never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it: it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
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- Join Date: Apr 2008
- Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
- Posts: 7,776
- Rep Power: 4930
In to see more Miscers dumb enough to keep trying this schit
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