Text your girlfriend "what do you mean you're pregnant..."

[RaibeartBruis]

***Quote this post, remove the [quote] marks, and add your username and rep power.***

Current rep pool:

RaibeartBruis 3K
XterraRob 2.3K
butwhowasfeel 7.4K
JamesA1990 7.7K
meteoraniac 5k
Baseball111 17.9K

Total: 43.3K

[Comat0se]

and now we wait for this sloot to grasp what ive just said. She dumps me every other day anyways


edit: 1 missed call so far.



ok. Now I'm having fun. Didn't realize there were rules for the rep pool, have pics of gf and will ask for spoon in the am if she's not raging too hard. Can't wait to see what I wake up to

[serialced]

inn.

[HugheMaudboro]

This thread is now about Hughemaudboro trolling his ex

The path to legendary status is before you, brother. You know what to do

totally would brah, but right now shes in psycho stressed out work and school mode, and is saying some pretty psycho unheard of things on her tumblr... i dont want the bish to kill herself. esp when i AM talking to new girls already lol

ill poverty rep you for the thought tho

[VabaX]

i wish I had a gf, just so that I could participate in these thrads

srs

[Fatebound]

holy phuk this is relationship suicide...










































IN!

[MyBodyIsRdy420]

soooo in

[SuaveAge]

Reluctantly in

[Waasted]

and now we wait for this sloot to grasp what ive just said. She dumps me every other day anyways

Can't see sh it captain

[StrongScience62]

i will add my reps to the pool on 3 conditions.

1. the poster posts the initial texts and ensuing reactions from the gf. not just the initial.
2. the poster takes a picture of the texts on his phone with a spoon for verification
3. pics of gf

[marlonmarc1]

lol derp she replied using imessage so it came to my laptop:



switched that off and now she texts me again:

[laduerb22]

Reluctantly in

I don't think this counts ***got. Skype really? You think we believe this is your gf? GTFO with that fraudin chit u internet gf having wk beta *******.

[Bannister11]

lol u guys are dum as fuk

[Austraya]

Aw **** in.

[SuaveAge]

I don't think this counts ***got. Skype really? You think we believe this is your gf? GTFO with that fraudin chit u internet gf having wk beta *******.

0 - furious in 10 seconds. Check the top left before you let loose the dogs of war, son. Not in the same country

Edit: Skype is the most important tool for long distance fwb's

I got nothing to prove to you, but:



Not even in for reps, she pretty irritated with me right now, semi curious to see what'll happen

[RaibeartBruis]

i will add my reps to the pool on 3 conditions.

1. the poster posts the initial texts and ensuing reactions from the gf. not just the initial.
2. the poster takes a picture of the texts on his phone with a spoon for verification
3. pics of gf

These are the conditions for the rep pool. So it is written, so it shall be done.

1. Initial text, GF's response, process of making amends
2. Convincing proof the text is legit
3. Pic of GF plus proof (username written on teddies, spoon pics, etc.)

[CatFunt]

and now we wait for this sloot to grasp what ive just said. She dumps me every other day anyways


edit: 1 missed call so far.

lmao you the man.

[shortie413]

lmao one of these threads, as always, IN!




but only in to spectate, dat feel when no gf....

[shortie413]

These are the conditions for the rep pool. So it is written, so it shall be done.

1. Initial text, GF's response, process of making amends
2. Convincing proof the text is legit
3. Pic of GF plus proof (username written on teddies, spoon pics, etc.)

add me into the rep pool too, every measlie counts

[LuisEnrikee]

[qurs]

You guys need to make it more believable. Something like "ashley (unless that's your gf's name) wtf?" "there's no way I'm the father" "please call asap" in rapid succession. But gl regardless.

[demfeel5]

LOL In.

[StrongScience62]

You guys need to make it more believable. Something like "ashley (unless that's your gf's name) wtf?" "there's no way I'm the father" "please call asap" in rapid succession. But gl regardless.

this is utter shyt. the op's idea is perfectly, gloriously terrible.

[inb4negs]

Dunno why some miscers are scared of doing this because you could just always show them this thread.

[Stringerr]

classic no gf feels atm

[Impregnator]

in on miscer breakup thread.

no gf, but i guess i can troll a few friends to get a reaction.

[fuzzy hair]

Can I do it to a girl I'm seeing? Or does that not count.
Gf left few months ago

[xSup3r]

lmao.
in.

[Amp30]

Inb4 miscers send txt and then tell their gf it was a joke and send them to this thread as proof, but thread is deleted.

[JimmyRustlebrah]

Current rep pool:

RaibeartBruis 3K
XterraRob 2.3K
butwhowasfeel 7.4K
JamesA1990 7.7K
meteoraniac 5k
Baseball111 17.9K
Ancients 1.5k
JimmyRustlebrah 1.8K

Total: 46.6k