Title says it all:
First world: If I put my new three piece leather sofa in my living room the way I want it, the leather recliner won't have a proper view of the tv, and I won't be able to put my feet on the cocktail table
Third World: We can't watch tv tonight, there's a black-out, a civil war and anyway.....the light from the tv will give away our position and may attract artillery fire.
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06-06-2013, 05:08 PM #1
ITT: Post a 1st world problem, then it's 3rd world equivalent
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06-06-2013, 05:10 PM #2
Gym closes at 5 for a holiday
Parents die at 5 from enemy fire
Didn't hit my macros for the day
REALLY didn't hit my macros for the dayLift hard. Sleep later. No excuses!
Current Log
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A few finished logs!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153209221
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158573593
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=157222013
*More, on request
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- Join Date: Nov 2010
- Location: California, Uganda
- Posts: 20,316
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First world problem: My mom won't buy me the newest iPhone
Third world problem: We couldn't afford bread AND milk today...again. So now we're sharing my baby brother's breast milk"So there I am sitting in the waiting area of the hair salon with my niece and Keanu Reeves walks in. I was nervous as ****, but too scared to say anything to him. Then my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I don't want to bother him. Pretty soon he walks over and asks what's wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry. He put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted up his shirt, and breastfed her right there in the salon. Chill guy, really nice about it."
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06-06-2013, 05:12 PM #8
1st took 30 minutes longer to get home because of traffic
3rd-abducted by Kony and forced to fight in "freedom army"{**Dirty South Crew**}
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
Edmond Burke
Any posts made by me are purely fictional in nature and by no means is anything I say to be taken seriously. Any and all pictures I post are pictures widely available on the internet and any discussions I am involved in are purely hypothetical or are commentary in nature and should not constitute advice or be considered advice to assist in activities that are deemed illegal
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- Join Date: Nov 2010
- Location: California, Uganda
- Posts: 20,316
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first world problem: Why won't she date me
third world problem: Last time i saw her, that bomb went off...oh god!"So there I am sitting in the waiting area of the hair salon with my niece and Keanu Reeves walks in. I was nervous as ****, but too scared to say anything to him. Then my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I don't want to bother him. Pretty soon he walks over and asks what's wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry. He put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted up his shirt, and breastfed her right there in the salon. Chill guy, really nice about it."
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- Join Date: Oct 2012
- Location: London, England, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 28
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in on dis
first world problem: Awwwwwww shyt I didn't run up the stairs fast enough now I have to talk to my parents friends
thrid world problem: Awwwwwwwwwww shyt I didn't run fast enough now I'm going to get rapedBreaking PR's daily. Feelsgoodman.jpg
Incline DB Bench - (21/8/12) 4x10 26kg 4x9-10 36kg (15/11/12)
Dumbbell shoulder press - (12/8/12) 15kg *was weak as fuark* 4x8-13 32kg (13/11/12)
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