relevant to thread, this always crack me up.
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06-06-2013, 06:41 PM #61Registered User
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06-06-2013, 06:52 PM #62Registered User
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1st world: omg this is such a fascist government, gays can't get married!
3rd world: Well, looks the government is gonna commit genocide on all non Arab Sudanese again...
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06-06-2013, 06:54 PM #63Registered User
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I can't find a job in my field
I don't know if I will be living next week
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06-06-2013, 06:56 PM #64Registered User
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Originally Posted by Deltrap
relevant to thread, this always crack me up.
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06-06-2013, 06:59 PM #65Registered User
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1st World: Fuk power went out for 10mins had to shower in the dark.
3rd World: Haven't had a shower or power since 1997.
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06-06-2013, 07:02 PM #66Band
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Could think of probably a million cutting/diet/macros jokes, but Ill go for something a little harder
1st world: Bought some really cool clothes, but it rained so I couldn't wear them
3rd world: Made a new hut out of straw and mud, but the drought was finally broken and long story short I'm homeless
1st world: That feel when FA at 23
3rd world: That feel when no wife(s) at 17
1st world: Made a quality post, didn't get repped
3rd world: Told a great story down by the waterhole, nobody played the drums or screamed afterwardsno shampoo crew
no porn yes fap crew
wishes he was born 50-100 years ago crew
thinks that social media and the internet are ruining the world crew
caring person who just wants to be accepted crew
WWCMD What Would a Caveman Do crew
sheets blood once a week crew
googles how to raise testosterone once a week crew
workout program ocd crew
cant smile for pictures crew
gets mad at his mom then feels bad for getting mad at his mom crew
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06-06-2013, 07:07 PM #67Registered User
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1st world problem: There's a spider in my room, what do?
3rd world problems: A pack of hyenas overtook my hut, refuse to leave, wat do?
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06-06-2013, 07:09 PM #68Registered User
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fixedOriginally Posted by RenaissanceBrah
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06-06-2013, 07:12 PM #69Registered User
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1st World: FML I make $28/hr
3rd World: FML I make $28/year
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06-06-2013, 07:14 PM #70Very Thundergun
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Sloot perspective:
1st: OMG this bar is full of weirdos, lets go to a different one.
3rd: GangrapedYou gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie
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06-06-2013, 08:23 PM #71Registered User
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First world: lets rent Blood Diamond from red box.
Third World: life = blood diamond
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06-06-2013, 08:28 PM #72Band
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First world: Won on online contest, get to be on TV!
Third world: In a world hunger comercial being held by some white biitch who probably queefs dustno shampoo crew
no porn yes fap crew
wishes he was born 50-100 years ago crew
thinks that social media and the internet are ruining the world crew
caring person who just wants to be accepted crew
WWCMD What Would a Caveman Do crew
sheets blood once a week crew
googles how to raise testosterone once a week crew
workout program ocd crew
cant smile for pictures crew
gets mad at his mom then feels bad for getting mad at his mom crew
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06-06-2013, 08:33 PM #73good guy
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1st world: Nothing to wear
3rd world: Nothing to wearToronto Maple Trash | Toronto Trashtors | Toronto Blue Trash
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06-06-2013, 08:36 PM #74Registered User
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1rd a member on bbforums just told me I look like an auschwitz survivor
3st I look like an auschwitz survivor
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06-06-2013, 09:16 PM #75I am legend
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1st world problem: where do I find a bin to throw away food i bought from supermarket but havent touched.
3rd world problem: where do rich people throw away food so i can pick it up and feed my kids.S120kg/B97.5kg/D140kg/OHP62kg
My training log: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=150869353
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06-06-2013, 09:20 PM #76Banned
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1st world problem: I hate it when my phone runs out of battery!
3rd world problem: We haven't had electricity for 12 hours now.
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06-06-2013, 09:36 PM #77Registered User
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Massive lol!Originally Posted by Rockall
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06-06-2013, 09:39 PM #78
first world problem: a fiat currency is just the government robbing us.
third world problem: the government is actually robbing us.
first world problem: the elites in our nation control our lives
third world problem: the elites in our nation are ending our lives
first world problem: crime is on the rise! there are violent youths hanging around government buildings
third world problem: the violent youths are the government
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06-06-2013, 09:57 PM #79Harlem Struggler
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this thread is more sad than humorous...
this life is more sad than humorous...0.05k+ Reppin' back since 2011 (Just ask)
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06-06-2013, 10:09 PM #80
Piece of hair falls in cereal
Dog shi*s in drinking puddle
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06-06-2013, 10:12 PM #81Hehe TY Men
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1: making a thread and not knowing the difference between "it's" and "its"
3: making a thread and not knowing the difference between "it's" and "its"
sound familiar, OPIE?!!?!
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06-06-2013, 10:14 PM #82Registered Sex Offender
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fuk
1 angry c*nt
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06-06-2013, 10:16 PM #83Registered User
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Someone steals my iPhone
Someone steals my organs
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06-06-2013, 10:18 PM #84Registered User
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My water is too expensive.
My villages water gave me dysentery
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06-06-2013, 10:21 PM #85Registered User
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1st. Dam uncle sams taking all of my money through taxes
3rd. Dam my brothers and uncles didn't come home last night and my neighbors have been missing for weeks..+ + Positive Crew + +
ATG = Quads for days
Go hard or go home!
Half ass reps = Half ass muscles
" hardwork, dedication " - mayweather
"Everybody must succeed, failure is not an option" - Austrian Oak
"Everybody pities the weak; jealousy must be earned" - Austrian Oak
Incline bench- 225 x 12 flat 275x7
Squat - 275x10 225x 23_315 x 6
Dead lift - 315x 15pr 225 x 22_405 x 4
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06-06-2013, 10:21 PM #86Registered User
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Questioning and correcting grammar on a forum. I applaud youOriginally Posted by snizzle77
NO FULL STOP (CAPS)
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06-06-2013, 10:23 PM #87Registered User
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1st world: "Not sure if i should vote for Romney or Obama"
3rd world: "fuk i wish i could vote"
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06-06-2013, 10:27 PM #88Hehe TY Men
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Originally Posted by newtothelift
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06-06-2013, 10:28 PM #89Registered User
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1st world: can't stop seeing Will Smith on the screen
3rd world: Entire population is Will Smith
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06-06-2013, 10:34 PM #90A Registered Mesomorph
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First world:hurt my toe on my 300$ wooden chair
Third World:tiger ate my leg*۩*legendary misc status*۩*
No Sloot Can Hurt A Man With Options~ Ravishing_Rick
all my bishes foreign PSN Ravishing_Rick
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