Title says it all:
First world: If I put my new three piece leather sofa in my living room the way I want it, the leather recliner won't have a proper view of the tv, and I won't be able to put my feet on the cocktail table
Third World: We can't watch tv tonight, there's a black-out, a civil war and anyway.....the light from the tv will give away our position and may attract artillery fire.
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06-06-2013, 05:08 PM #1Registered User
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ITT: Post a 1st world problem, then it's 3rd world equivalent
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06-06-2013, 05:10 PM #2Push/Pull/Grow
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Gym closes at 5 for a holiday
Parents die at 5 from enemy fire
Didn't hit my macros for the day
REALLY didn't hit my macros for the dayLift hard. Sleep later. No excuses!
Current Log
✰MusclePharm Combat Protein✰ Cookies 'N' Cream ☠Becoming a PHARM ANIMAL☠
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164961971&p=1310123121
A few finished logs!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153209221
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158573593
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=157222013
*More, on request
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06-06-2013, 05:11 PM #3Registered User
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I haven't ate in 6 hours
I haven't ate in 6 days
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06-06-2013, 05:11 PM #4Banned
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in on 1rd page, in for results (not creative enough to make/google my own)
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06-06-2013, 05:11 PM #5Registered User
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thread has potential but I'm too lazy to think of anything. will edit later.
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06-06-2013, 05:12 PM #6Registered User
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Water has too much fluoride in it.
Water has too much human feces in it.
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06-06-2013, 05:12 PM #7Keanu Reeves Checking In
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First world problem: My mom won't buy me the newest iPhone
Third world problem: We couldn't afford bread AND milk today...again. So now we're sharing my baby brother's breast milk"So there I am sitting in the waiting area of the hair salon with my niece and Keanu Reeves walks in. I was nervous as ****, but too scared to say anything to him. Then my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I don't want to bother him. Pretty soon he walks over and asks what's wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry. He put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted up his shirt, and breastfed her right there in the salon. Chill guy, really nice about it."
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06-06-2013, 05:12 PM #8Deputy Lifter
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1st took 30 minutes longer to get home because of traffic
3rd-abducted by Kony and forced to fight in "freedom army"{**Dirty South Crew**}
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
Edmond Burke
Any posts made by me are purely fictional in nature and by no means is anything I say to be taken seriously. Any and all pictures I post are pictures widely available on the internet and any discussions I am involved in are purely hypothetical or are commentary in nature and should not constitute advice or be considered advice to assist in activities that are deemed illegal
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06-06-2013, 05:13 PM #9Banned
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1st world: omfg we have no POTATO CHIPS, i'm going to fukkin die omg lol im a fukkin stupid sloot
3rd world: Omfg we have no food, I'm actually going to die
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06-06-2013, 05:13 PM #10Mahogany account
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Cant get no ass
Rapists plowed my village and took my anal virginity
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06-06-2013, 05:15 PM #11
i believe the term third world derives from the cold war alliances. those not allied with either us or russia were deemed third world. technically i believe ***** is considered third world in some definitions.
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06-06-2013, 05:15 PM #12Registered User
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im so hungry! maybe i'll go out to a nice restaurant tonight
im so hungry! maybe i'll find some bugs to eat outside
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06-06-2013, 05:16 PM #13Registered User
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1st world: I am a forever alone ******* with no friends or GF
3rd world: I am a forever alone ******* with no friends or GF because they were all murdered or starved to death.
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06-06-2013, 05:16 PM #14Registered User
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Lmao came in to post something like this.Originally Posted by Rockall
1st world: I'm never gonna have sex and I'mma die a virgin
3rd world: I'mma die from having sex cuz I just got AIDs
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06-06-2013, 05:16 PM #15Registered User
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DOMs from leg day
DOMs from walking 10 miles for water
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06-06-2013, 05:17 PM #16Registered User
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1st world: I hate my parents, they only bought me a lousy iphone for christmas
3rd world: Its christmas, mother bought a chocolate bar for the whole family to share, i love her so much*Leoric the Skeleton King crew*
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06-06-2013, 05:17 PM #17Keanu Reeves Checking In
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first world problem: Why won't she date me
third world problem: Last time i saw her, that bomb went off...oh god!"So there I am sitting in the waiting area of the hair salon with my niece and Keanu Reeves walks in. I was nervous as ****, but too scared to say anything to him. Then my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I don't want to bother him. Pretty soon he walks over and asks what's wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry. He put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted up his shirt, and breastfed her right there in the salon. Chill guy, really nice about it."
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06-06-2013, 05:17 PM #18Registered User
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Struggling on day 6 of nofap.
Struggling on day 6 of nofood.
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06-06-2013, 05:17 PM #19Registered User
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in on dis
first world problem: Awwwwwww shyt I didn't run up the stairs fast enough now I have to talk to my parents friends
thrid world problem: Awwwwwwwwwww shyt I didn't run fast enough now I'm going to get rapedBreaking PR's daily. Feelsgoodman.jpg
Incline DB Bench - (21/8/12) 4x10 26kg 4x9-10 36kg (15/11/12)
Dumbbell shoulder press - (12/8/12) 15kg *was weak as fuark* 4x8-13 32kg (13/11/12)
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06-06-2013, 05:17 PM #20Registered User
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Definitions change overtime accordingly.Originally Posted by Acard
Third world now refers to underdeveloped countries.
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06-06-2013, 05:18 PM #21I don't even....
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thread has potential
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06-06-2013, 05:19 PM #2250 shades of feel
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i don't even lift
i don't even lift
Also, this is an appropriate thread for this:
*John GOAT Florence crew*
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06-06-2013, 05:21 PM #23Registered User
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i really want to pull this 450 lb bar out of the ground for a smashing deadlift pr
i really need to pull this 450 lb log out of the ground to save my dying brother
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06-06-2013, 05:21 PM #24Registered User
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Not sure if I should go to Europe or the States for a holiday...
Can't leave my country due to civil unrest, no passport, money, freedom
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06-06-2013, 05:22 PM #25Registered User
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Fuk it's raining out. I WON'T work in this chit!
Fuk yes it's raining outside!! First shower in days!Port of Baltimore.
O's and Boh's. Ravens and Edgar Allan Poe's.
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06-06-2013, 05:23 PM #26Registered User
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Can't get under 9%.
Can't get over 4%.
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06-06-2013, 05:23 PM #27Registered User
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First world: I've contracted flu, gonna have to spend the next few days in bed.
Third World: Death
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06-06-2013, 05:23 PM #28Registered User
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1st- I can't fall asleep, it's too hot and I'm uncomfortable.
3rd- I can't fall asleep, I'm half sheltered in the dead of winter with a muddy pit for a floor to sleep on.
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06-06-2013, 05:24 PM #29Banned
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w00ps
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06-06-2013, 05:25 PM #30This picture made me realize how great I've got it.Originally Posted by TheFeels
i don't even lift
i don't even lift
Also, this is an appropriate thread for this:
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