Make a rap about the person who posts before you!!!

[MysterySolver]

You know you done phucked up? yoou angered the horse
Now when you wake up you'll have no family, your loss
6 feet 154 pounds? I phucked heavier bitches than you in Ethiopian towns
Don't ever disrespect me again my son
Or I'll throw you in my oven 'til you well done

Could give a phuck if I angered the horse, I'm a lion send you home dyin
****in Ethiopian bytches? Hate to break it to you but looks like you got aids you'll be skinner than me when everything you've gained fades
Disrespect? Seems like you gotta reinspect, I'm sayin the truth that you're rhymes are uncouth
Go on home and start to contemplate how you let this guy 6'0 154 pound dominate, but still can't hide will hunt the horse down like a blood hound

[thecpthree]

5,5 124
don't think i need to say anymore

Eh? Btch boy from Canada
You're nothin but an ameteur
5'10" and 170..
But you're forever alone, never touched a heavenly
blessed beauty.. besides your momma
I guess that's one thing we have in common
U mad I'm 50 pounds less and squat more weight to depth
Weak *******, post some vids and we'll let misc be the refs

[builder95]

You could spit all day but your rhymes stay dry
I got rhymes for days, a couple more on the side
When i'm fixing to speak, you know its time to sit down
and when yo bish with me she know it time to go down
Can't even look at me cuz, you know your rhymes are static
Now you could taste my long dikk, or my automatic

[V3lcity]

Eh? Btch boy from Canada
You're nothin but an ameteur
5'10" and 170..
But you're forever alone, never touched a heavenly
blessed beauty.. besides your momma
I guess that's one thing we have in common
U mad I'm 50 pounds less and squat more weight to depth
Weak *******, post some vids and we'll let misc be the refs

Ayo thecpthree
***** you phuckin skinny
lookin like an ugly ass monkey
please dont phuck wit me
otherwise ima swat u like a flea
cuz to you im da mothaphuckin killer bee

[WhyYouMadTh0]

Ayo thecpthree
***** you phuckin skinny
lookin like an ugly ass monkey
please dont phuck wit me
otherwise ima swat u like a flea
cuz to you im da mothaphuckin killer bee

your rhymes are kinda weak
reminds me of your mum her knees got kinda weak
i'm at my peak while youre still squattin bout tree fitty
houston texas? i smash biches like alexis texas
get at me brah, im at my peak
i make beeaches sqeek and take a peek at this giant deek

[builder95]

Ayo thecpthree
***** you phuckin skinny
lookin like an ugly ass monkey
please dont phuck wit me
otherwise ima swat u like a flea
cuz to you im da mothaphuckin killer bee

19 years old still watchin naruto?
Callin people skinny, what you think you is hoe?
Don't **** with you? You weigh 162
and your body ain't ready for what i'm about to do.

[V3lcity]

your rhymes are kinda weak
reminds me of your mum her knees got kinda weak
i'm at my peak while youre still squattin bout tree fitty
houston texas? i smash biches like alexis texas
get at me brah, im at my peak
i make beeaches sqeek and take a peek at this giant deek

WhyYouMadTh0
How you doin bro
Im sorry to say this but you cant get no hoes
But I got yo momma down low
Suckin me up while you cryin on da flo'
Damn she doin me so slow
I hope you don't kill yoself over dis bro

[V3lcity]

19 years old still watchin naruto?
Callin people skinny, what you think you is hoe?
Don't **** with you? You weigh 162
and your body ain't ready for what i'm about to do.

builder95
you aint got no sex drive
i got that high test drive
after i beat yo ass you wont survive

[MysterySolver]

your rhymes are kinda weak
reminds me of your mum her knees got kinda weak
i'm at my peak while youre still squattin bout tree fitty
houston texas? i smash biches like alexis texas
get at me brah, im at my peak
i make beeaches sqeek and take a peek at this giant deek

Weak, Weak, Peak, Peek, peek, sqeek, deek those the only words you know how to rhyme? Reading that just wastes everybody's time
Stop with all the porn and the over inflated ego, you're a forever aloner talkin to yourself, like Smeagol!
I really think you need a dictionary and stop talking about all the girls you phuck cuz we all know they're imaginary
You're a weak limp deeked geek who sits in his room all week, freak. See I can do dat too, but I do it much better than you

[Patient Bear]

Hey hey hey
This thread is fuking gay

Jk

[justhime]

Hey hey hey
This thread is fuking gay

Jk

Patient bear, here's a patient scare
Im the doc thats gonna clock and make you bare
pepper your angus, im entering dry
shh no tears now, theres no need to cry
it will hurt for just a second, blissness after that
the story will be told of my patient bear rape rap

[justhime]

builder95
you aint got no sex drive
i got that high test drive
after i beat yo ass you wont survive

V3lcity mate, I admit I do admire
your continuous pursuit for you own desire
to try and spit bars, even though they're really sh!t
don't give up bro, we always need the one retarded kid

[BishsBMirin]

your rhymes are kinda weak
reminds me of your mum her knees got kinda weak
i'm at my peak while youre still squattin bout tree fitty
houston texas? i smash biches like alexis texas
get at me brah, im at my peak
i make beeaches sqeek and take a peek at this giant deek

whyyoumadthough? I think i know
165lbs and no avi to show
its because you look like chit and don't even lift
the last thing you'll ever get is smashin a bish
finance major huh you think you intelligent?
you couldn't get pussay if you slipped and fell in it
you don't fukkin lift and sure as hell don't rap
you couldn't find your dik with a fukkin map
and don't get me started on your slutty mom
I blew her pussay up like an atom bomb
get the fukk off this site bro please diminish
and get the fukk out my rack and hold my towel til i'm finished

[builder95]

your rhymes are kinda weak
reminds me of your mum her knees got kinda weak
i'm at my peak while youre still squattin bout tree fitty
houston texas? i smash biches like alexis texas
get at me brah, im at my peak
i make beeaches sqeek and take a peek at this giant deek

Your peak is my low
Your low is my high
Your bish is my hoe
you know I pimp on the side
and she lick me like a lollipop
but i'mma sugarcoat this message
cuz you need every calorie you can get

[ThreeNipples]

whyyoumadthough? I think i know
165lbs and no avi to show
its because you look like chit and don't even lift
the last thing you'll ever get is smashin a bish
finance major huh you think you intelligent?
you couldn't get pussay if you slipped and fell in it
you don't fukkin lift and sure as hell don't rap
you couldn't find your dik with a fukkin map
and don't get me started on your slutty mom
I blew her pussay up like an atom bomb
get the fukk off this site bro please diminish
and get the fukk out my rack and hold my towel til i'm finished

yo BishsBMirin, thats quite an ironic name
considering every girl i spoke to
said your fking lame
thats a fking **** name,
i'm the king of this game,
imma shoot you in the face like bang bang bang

[MyronLatsBrah]

whyyoumadthough? I think i know
165lbs and no avi to show
its because you look like chit and don't even lift
the last thing you'll ever get is smashin a bish
finance major huh you think you intelligent?
you couldn't get pussay if you slipped and fell in it
you don't fukkin lift and sure as hell don't rap
you couldn't find your dik with a fukkin map
and don't get me started on your slutty mom
I blew her pussay up like an atom bomb
get the fukk off this site bro please diminish
and get the fukk out my rack and hold my towel til i'm finished

Be mirin' what cuz?
flexin your traps lookin like a fool
my mom just said u need to go to school
and whats up that red hat?
homie this isn't six grade anymore,
imma find you and break you like a door,
and when your mom finds you she's gonna eat you and get fat
and after that people be like yo watch out it's the fat whore
my rhymes is ill matic
this shotgun automatic
you better be running like terry fox was
i fuk biches in my attic
they be screeming like yo momma was
post workout meal at KFC
stole a bucket of protons and fuked up the UFC
Bruce lee ain't got nothin' on me dog
i can fight ten guys while sitting on the bog
only now can you see
that im what u wanna be
the worst rapper since soulja boy and his mob
up in NYC, drinkin on dat hennesey
and my crib in Cali look like a dispensary


g-unit
shady aftermath
dr dre
we da best ni99a

[Boffman]

yo BishsBMirin, thats quite an ironic name
considering every girl i spoke to
said your fking lame
thats a fking **** name,
i'm the king of this game,
imma shoot you in the face like bang bang bang

ThreeNipples of peace, I just signed a lease
to ya moms pussy,
Now looky, don't cry little boy
Just use your fist as a sex toy,
That's right, fist ya self
You androgynous looking fairy elf

[builder95]

yo BishsBMirin, thats quite an ironic name
considering every girl i spoke to
said your fking lame
thats a fking **** name,
i'm the king of this game,
imma shoot you in the face like bang bang bang

bang bang

[Technic]

bang bang

Bang, bang you little sickass, I’ll spray you with gasoline
You try to jack me off with Vaseline
My ass is mean, I smash your spleen
When I crash the scene

[SirTerrythe3rd]

ur the same size as my last girl
i can rep u 10X's on a barbell curl
they call me D cuz i give hbbs the D
come at me with the squats once u finally hit puberty

Strong bitch tits, you's a gyno whore
I stopped fuucking your mom, she said she didn't wanna die no more
I already won, you should not want to try no more,
the last time i heard your rhymes I fell of your dinosaur.

[RickyRetardo]

Strong bitch tits, you's a gyno whore
I stopped fuucking your mom, she said she didn't wanna die no more
I already won, you should not want to try no more,
the last time i heard your rhymes I fell of your dinosaur.

SirTerry the Turd
looking like big bird
Make that Dr Cooper
out the pooper

yo yo yo

[ivanyo]

ThreeNipples of peace, I just signed a lease
to ya moms pussy,
Now looky, don't cry little boy
Just use your fist as a sex toy,
That's right, fist ya self
You androgynous looking fairy elf

From the land of steers and queers
this ******* needs a whoopin' something fierce
big boy claiming that he's angry
cause he ain't got no donuts left in his pantry
5'9 195 lbs damn mirin' stats
jk m8 better lay off the fats

[VBogdanovic]

Strong bitch tits, you's a gyno whore
I stopped fuucking your mom, she said she didn't wanna die no more
I already won, you should not want to try no more,
the last time i heard your rhymes I fell of your dinosaur.

6'5 but no avi, prolly fatty
better change your crew
cause after this freestyle ima fckin neg you (not srs)
Positive crew? What about you? HIV positive?
Better stop fukin with them sloots
oh wait otherwise you get the boot
****in beta all day
consider yoself a fat kunt
yipee kai yay motha fuka
have a nice day

(for terry3rd)

[cheekyclap]

6'5 but no avi, prolly fatty
better change your crew
cause after this freestyle ima fckin neg you (not srs)
Positive crew? What about you? HIV positive?
Better stop fukin with them sloots
oh wait otherwise you get the boot
****in beta all day
consider yoself a fat kunt
yipee kai yay motha fuka
have a nice day

(for terry3rd)

5 10, 167 croatian
better alert the nation
cos this ***** is the real deal
not serious, he just broke his seal
his pissed his pants, for the misc to see
nothing to see here, but glutes covered in pee

[ironpump22]

5 10, 167 croatian
better alert the nation
cos this ***** is the real deal
not serious, he just broke his seal
his pissed his pants, for the misc to see
nothing to see here, but glutes covered in pee

cheeky clap
gettin' her fuzz all up in your lap
trippy like a yo yo
gettin' down like a nympho

one pound shy of two hundred
eyes so bloodred
grindin' like a holla head

snap crack shizzle yo
shakin' the blond hair gonna make that nympho go
back and forth
side to side
ridin' like a rodeo



all I got haha

[Habbadahut]

c yo
shakin' the blond hair gonna make that nympho go

all I got haha

Iron pump you actually look pretty good
Almost enough to give me wood(no homo)
Wasn't going to post this but thought I should
Gonna get my ass beat in the hood

[V3lcity]

Iron pump you actually look pretty good
Almost enough to give me wood(no homo)
Wasn't going to post this but thought I should
Gonna get my ass beat in the hood

That boy Habbadahut
He so phuckin fat
Physically resembles Jabba The Hutt
*****s uglier then a mole rat
while he be bulkin on bacon and monkey nuts

[Yaboyblitzy]

That boy Habbadahut
He so phuckin fat
Physically resembles Jabba The Hutt
*****s uglier then a mole rat
while he be bulkin on bacon and monkey nuts

hey yo v3locity
You spelt it wrong its a E
i guess texans cant spell
to busy sucking the D
You claim to be skilled in MMA
thats really suprising because your really phuckin gay
you say that you like dance music too
the only people that like edm are dirty phuckin jews

im kidding i like that **** and im pretty cool
im soo cool your mommas sucking on my jewls
got your poppa sucking on my cock as well
he was bad a sucking tho, april fools!

[fatinNYC]

in before all the raps sound like poems.... sensual poems...

[Yaboyblitzy]

in before all the raps sound like poems.... sensual poems...

Sensual poems
******* i spit fire
you should probably go home
cuz no ones gonna mire
your big fat ass
that ****s ****ing grime
im in first class
being fat as you is a crime
from nyc
your urban youth or a jew
your moms sucking my d
she ran the train on my crew

OOOOOOHHHHH!