Make a rap about the person who posts before you!!!

[Jizzman]

I''ll start it off be rapping about mah damn self! Yo yo....


Yo yo
I got a phuckin yo yo
I got ya back we be tight like KC & JoJo
Jizzman and I'm cut like a tin can
Want a hotdog? Find it at my jizz stand

[Blackbrahh]

nikka u gay

[Volans12]

nikka u gay

Callin people gay
hatin all day
i'm white as chit
this thread can suck my diq

I win, reps OP. thx

[GetFit4Basic]

nikka u gay

Weak ass rhyme for a black brah
Thick, solid, tight and all you do is play basketball

[blindspot13]

fat
probably smells like chit
cheeto belly

[GetFit4Basic]

Callin people gay
hatin all day
i'm white as chit
this thread can suck my diq

I win, reps OP. thx

No sig and no pics..
How do I diss when this ***** doesn't even exist

[Achieving]

His name is MrRedz
I'm being chased by the Feds
I don't know what's wrong in my head
Mess with me, I'll pump you full of lead
Word to your mother!

[4backcracks]

nikka u gay

user name is brahh black
his physique: it seems to lack
this ******* has no avi
but perhaps this move is savvy

he is likely not aesthetic
in fact, I'm sure he looks pathetic

his sig says he got low self esteem
wish he was livin the aryan dream
master race brahs make the bishes cream

[Habbadahut]

No sig and no pics..
How do I diss when this ***** doesn't even exist

"golden era physique?"
I'll fuk you till you love me
and the bed starts to squeak.

[Galuhksea]

Skinny fat ****, looks like he never lifts,
Got ******* OPs cock rubbin 'gainst his lips,
Claims his assshole's tight but it's silent when he shiits,
Picks his poo back up and fits it back in with his fist.

[Habbadahut]

But I'm not even black^^^

Edit.. To the troll 2 posts up.

[OptimusPoster]

user name is brahh black
his physique: it seems to lack
this ******* has no avi
but perhaps this move is savvy

he is likely not aesthetic
in fact, I'm sure he looks pathetic

his sig says he got low self esteem
wish he was livin the aryan dream
master race brahs make the bishes cream

4backcracks is a mack that stashes cash and gats
he claps cheeks and smashes the finest broads and asses
that the masses have ever layed their eyes on, he lifts that iron

[GetFit4Basic]

"golden era physique?"
I'll fuk you till you love me
and the bed starts to squeak.

Fuark, boner achieved
Ill let you **** me until Im paralyzed like Christopher Reeve

Wait wut?

[proudmanlet]

But I'm not even black^^^

Edit.. To the troll 2 posts up.

name is habbadahut
look like a nut
can't hold his gut
cuz really jabba da hut

[Achieving]

name is habbadahut
look like a nut
can't hold his gut
cuz really jabba da hut

Arms spaghetti

[Blackbrahh]

user name is brahh black
his physique: it seems to lack
this ******* has no avi
but perhaps this move is savvy

he is likely not aesthetic
in fact, I'm sure he looks pathetic

his sig says he got low self esteem
winh he was livin the aryan dream
master race brahs make the bishes cream

You walk around showin off your body cause it sells,
Plus to avoid the fact that you ain’t got skills.
Mad at me cause I kick that **** real nikkaz feel,
While 99% of your fans wear high heels.
Son you aint aesthestic at all,
so just stop before getting pop like a mother**** dog

[xJuggHeadx]

But I'm not even black^^^

Edit.. To the troll 2 posts up.

habba babba da hut

you a mad flabby ******* phuck

your mother's a hore, and your girls a slut

instead of deposts from your penis, you could make cum deposits from your butt


jugghead aka the greatest rapper alive.

[stasmtl]

His name is MrRedz
I'm being chased by the Feds
I don't know what's wrong in my head
Mess with me, I'll pump you full of lead
Word to your mother!

uh uh now let me drop a couple words
about this member
got no avi stats are gone
aint no clue bout his gender

I see his age is fifteen
no moar doubt in mah mind
*******, go to teen bodybuilding
shiet, i hope all dat rhymed




<3

[Brosynthesis]

You walk around showin off your body cause it sells,
Plus to avoid the fact that you ain’t got skills.
Mad at me cause I kick that **** real nikkaz feel,
While 99% of your fans wear high heels.
Son you aint aesthestic at all,
so just stop before getting pop like a mother**** dog

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mother****ing roof off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mother****ing option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Feet fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

[xJuggHeadx]

You walk around showin off your body cause it sells,
Plus to avoid the fact that you ain’t got skills.
Mad at me cause I kick that **** real nikkaz feel,
While 99% of your fans wear high heels.
Son you aint aesthestic at all,
so just stop before getting pop like a mother**** dog

canibus, that u brah?

[GetFit4Basic]

name is habbadahut
look like a nut
can't hold his gut
cuz really jabba da hut

Fuark comparing rhymes
Lets compare dicks
I bet mines as long as your manlet arm
and probably just as thick

[GetFit4Basic]

canibus, that u brah?

Lol in for the "..eat a *****s ass like me" line

[DrMusclesRX]

name is habbadahut
look like a nut
can't hold his gut
cuz really jabba da hut

Yeah I'm mirin avi,
Wish I had biceps defying gravity,
You always talk this manlet bull chit,
Then bring the lulz and I just forget,
We all know of whom I'm rappin,
The great and mighty proudmanlet,
Now I know lots are gonna hate me,
But proudmanlet will you rape me?





Plz respond.

[justhime]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mother****ing roof off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mother****ing option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Feet fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

Brosythensis, yo since this is
a rap verse about your miscin and chit
horse head on, rep bar green
looking like a non lifter, you fit the scene

[GetFit4Basic]

Hilarious, whether you love canibus or not

[proudmanlet]

Fuark comparing rhymes
Lets compare dicks
I bet mines as long as your manlet arm
and probably just as thick

not sure if he serious
or if he just delirious

[Habbadahut]

Yeah I'm mirin avi,
Wish I had biceps defying gravity,
You always talk this manlet bull chit,
Then bring the lulz and I just forget,
We all know of whom I'm rappin, The great and mighty proudmanlet,Now I know lots are gonna hate me,
But proudmanlet will you rape me?

Plz respond.

You call yourself muscle but you smell like a clam
Time to stop sucking dick and act like a man
Proudmanlet won't rep you he has too much to do
This is habbadahut out, fuk and you.

[Brosynthesis]

Brosythensis, yo since this is
a rap verse about your miscin and chit
horse head on, rep bar green
looking like a non lifter, you fit the scene

My dik cost a late night fee
Your dik got the HIV
My dik plays on the double feature screen
Your dik went straight to DVD

My dik - bigger than a bridge
Your dik look like a little kid's
My dik - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your chit look like you fourteen

My dik - locked in a cage, right
Your dik suffer from stage fright
My dik - so hot, it's stolen
Your dik look like Gary Coleman

My dik - pink and big
Your dik stinks like chit
My dik got a Caesar do,
Your dik needs a tweezer, dude

My dik is like super size
Your dik look like two fries
My dik - more mass than the Earth
Your dik - half staff, it needs work

My dik - been there done that
Your dik sits there with dunce cap
My dik - V.I.P.
Your dik needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got diks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dik need no introduction
Your dik don't even function
My dik served a whole lunch -in
Your dik - it look like a munchkin

My dik - size of a pumpkin
Your dik look like Macaulay Culkin
My dik - good good lovin'
Your dik - good for nothin'

My dik bench pressed 350
Your dik couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dik - pretty damn skippy
Your dik - hungry as a hippie

My dik don't fit down the chimney
Your dik is like a kid from the Philippines
My dik is like an M16
Your dik - broken vending machine

My dik parts the seas
Your dik farts and queefs
My dik - rumble in the jungle
Your dik got touched by your uncle

My dik goes to yoga
Your dik - fruit roll -up
My dik - grade -A beef
Your dik - Mayday geek

My dik - sick and dangerous
Your dik - quick and painless
My dik - 'nuff said.
Your dik loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got diks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got diks like Jesus

[rbdbikes]

not sure if he serious
or if he just delirious

name is proudmanlet
probably should rep me *******
please not a neg
i didnt mean to beg

[Habbadahut]

name is proudmanlet
probably should rep me *******
please not a neg
i didnt mean to beg

Cares too much about his cat
Should do more about his fat
I could go on but that's that