Any tips on what to change if I wanna be more alpha?
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02-20-2007, 09:45 AM #1
How can I be more alpha? (NO Napoleon Dynamite)
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02-20-2007, 09:48 AM #2Banned
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Cut that gay hair, and grow a beard. oh yeah, and try lifting weights.
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02-20-2007, 09:50 AM #3the chosen one
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quit hugging other males
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02-20-2007, 09:50 AM #4Self-Taught Gynecologist
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gain weight, shave head, get contacts
oh and stop buying your clothes at baby gap
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02-20-2007, 09:50 AM #5Will dance for mass
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x2Originally Posted by Oshea
take dat dere cell-tech
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02-20-2007, 09:52 AM #6
you look pretty alpha to me, your in the middle of the picture
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02-20-2007, 09:52 AM #7
Lose the glasses theyre for un-alpha like male's
Also i suggest a new hairstyle and maybe a lil bit of fuzz on that face there mr. peachee, AND TELL UR BUDDY WHO IS WHITE WITH DREADLOCKS TO CUT IT OFF
he should be slapped for looking that ridiculous
SPARTA!!!!!
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02-20-2007, 09:53 AM #8Registered User
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Pretty much. You are one of the least alpha looking people i've ever seen. You honestly need to lose that gay curly hair immediately! If you can't make it into a non-gay style then just shave your head. Then get contact lenses, because you look kinda nerdy. And then gain about 30lbs of muscle. I'd also suggest a beard but from the looks of you, I doubt you are capable of growing facial hair.Originally Posted by Oshea
Lastly, don't ever wear pajama pants. Real men don't wear pajama pants, those are for chicks... Oh ya, and stop smiling all the time, you need to scowl!
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02-20-2007, 09:54 AM #9Straight Cash Homie
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start wearing a helmet, sandals and a cape and carry a shield.
then you'll truly be Sparta
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02-20-2007, 09:55 AM #10I rep back 1,000,000+
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you kinda have the same user name as the troll that started this:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=1527591~No alcohol~
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negs: jack90; CelticTiger (douches)
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02-20-2007, 09:55 AM #11Banned
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gain weight, wear different clothes, contacts
and please dont say "Why you guys so mean, im just asking" well you came into our land wanting advice, and damnit you're gunna get the best from us.
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02-20-2007, 09:56 AM #12Registered User
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wow start takin ph's or steroids.
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02-20-2007, 09:56 AM #13Registered User
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eat some fat ass food, and lift some heavy ass weights
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02-20-2007, 09:56 AM #14I only have this account, sry to disappoint youOriginally Posted by natescope
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02-20-2007, 09:59 AM #15Registered User
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A real Spartan doesn't ASK questions! He TAKES....answers?
what.
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02-20-2007, 09:59 AM #16▪▪█─────█▪▪
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Get your rep points higher. Chicks dig reps.
Trump 2016!
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02-20-2007, 09:59 AM #17Manlet Pimp
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Stop hanging out with this kid
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02-20-2007, 10:04 AM #18Why?Originally Posted by Wife Beater
Stop hanging out with this kid
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02-20-2007, 10:06 AM #19Team Zissou: Frogman #1
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Do you own a llama named Tina???
I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee.......begging for its life.
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02-20-2007, 10:08 AM #20no lol why you wanna know? and please don't edit any pictures I post hereOriginally Posted by grafikd
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02-20-2007, 10:09 AM #21you will never be alphaOriginally Posted by UpcomingBB
*spit*
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02-20-2007, 10:09 AM #22Banned
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aaww man, now that you said that, i gotta do something.....Originally Posted by UpcomingBB
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02-20-2007, 10:10 AM #23Registered User
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Suicide is your only option.
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02-20-2007, 10:12 AM #24fat
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x2Originally Posted by Ace_2004
Training log: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165829701
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02-20-2007, 10:13 AM #25Genetically Like This
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his hair is already pretty short.
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Jefferson's camp accused President Adams of having a "hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."
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02-20-2007, 10:14 AM #26Banned
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Originally Posted by jehst
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02-20-2007, 10:14 AM #27Strivin 2 B Photogenic
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U Look Kinda Like Napoleon Dynamite In That PicOriginally Posted by Wife Beater
Stop hanging out with this kid
But Yea
1 Dont Shave
2 Take Dat Dere Cell Tech
3 Lift Some WeightsRome Wasn't Built In A Day
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02-20-2007, 10:16 AM #28Broke as a joke
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"Tina eat the food...EAT THE FOOOOD!"
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02-20-2007, 10:17 AM #29Congratulations you know how to edit a picture in paint!Originally Posted by bravo03
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02-20-2007, 10:18 AM #30Well don't call me gay thenOriginally Posted by Oshea
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