****Official NHL playoff and offseason discussion thread**** (*******s welcome)

[TimeToMakeAMove]

next Wednesday Ill be live tweeting/snapchatting/instagramming when the Pens win 14-0 in Game 7

Quoting this to save it for Friday night circa 10:15pm.

[TimeToMakeAMove]

I pulled a few strings, offered reps to the NHL Illuminati in exchange for a few new hires






even ECN will be given a 5 minute major

Ha.. Ref riggin claims by the Pens fans is hilarious over on HF.

[ccm3]

[cadetduke]

Text to slow, speed it up please.

[dupaloop3611]

[brb_ballin]

this fukin guy...

[BenadrylBandit]

thegenerel has lost his mind.

[compan]

With a bombing?

Not that devastating. I'd like to see a 6-0 win with the final 5 minutes being an absolute physical beating of every member of the penguins.

Compan, come up for G7, we can do some wife swapping afterwards.

lol @ game 7

lol @ game 5 even

down doe

[VTheKing]

http://www.battleofcali.com/2013/6/5...burgh-penguins

Since Fleury and the rest of the Penguins will soon be facing the bleak and bitter off-season, it's a good time to take a look at how an all-star goaltender spends his summer days off from hockey.

AN OFF-SEASON DAY IN THE LIFE OF MARC-ANDRE FLEURY

6:00 AM: Fleury's alarm clock goes off. Fleury reaches over to hit the snooze button. It takes him eleven tries before he is successful.

7:00 AM: Fleury gets up and takes a shower. Somehow, every single drop of water gets past his body and ends up behind him. He emerges after ten minutes, perfectly dry.

7:15 AM: Fleury takes two minutes to brush his teeth. He gives up three goals during this time.

7:45 AM: Fleury eats breakfast, a bowl of Cheerios. He imagines the Cheerios are tiny little hockey pucks, and feels pretty good about how few of them end up flying past him.

8:00 AM: Fleury asks his wife to toss him the car keys. She does, and the keys somehow hit Fleury in the back of the head.

8:30 AM: Fleury arrives at his off-season job as head of border security between the United States and Mexico.

12:05 PM: While on his lunch break, Fleury checks the balance of his bank account. He is once again frustrated by his inability to save more.

12:15 PM: Fleury visits the Burger King drive-thru. The cashier hands him his food, which Fleury immediately drops onto the ground.

12:30 PM: Fleury steers his car into on-coming traffic, hoping to end his life. Every single car ends up missing him.

1:36 PM: Fleury gets mad when his coworkers make fun of him for wearing his gold medal every day.

3:00 PM: Fleury goes home early.

4:55 PM: Fleury practices playing goalie.

4:57 PM: Dinner time!

5:30 PM: Fleury attempts to relax by playing some Skyrim on his XBOX, only to find that the last time he played he forgot to save.

5:31 PM: Fleury throws the XBOX controller at the television. The controller somehow hits him in the back of the head.

5:35 PM: Fleury goes to the garage, pulls out a gun, and again tries to kill himself. All of the bullets miss him and do serious damage to the car behind him.

9:07 PM: Fleury has sex with his wife, but is pulled and replaced by Tomas Vokoun after only a few minutes.

10:45 PM: After a long and exhausting day, Fleury tries to catch some Zs. He misses all of them.

not even Luongo was pounced on that much. still lol'd

[charity4thepoor]

repost!!!!$!@#@!#!@#!@#!@#!$@@!##@

[ScrillaVilla]

Please stop typing.

Okay it might be 1-2 Pencils or 2-1 Leafs. After beating the Brooms, we probably would of beat the Rangsters in 4 or 5 games.

[TheStigIsBig]

Okay it might be 1-2 Pencils or 2-1 Leafs. After beating the Brooms, we probably would of beat the Rangsters in 4 or 5 games.

lolololol. No, just no. If you Leafs played the unified Bruins team now, it would of been a disgrace to watch.

You guys gave up 3 goals in like 2 mins. When they wanted to play you guys didn't stand a chance.

Trollololol.

[ScrillaVilla]

lolololol. No, just no. If you Leafs played the unified Bruins team now, it would of been a disgrace to watch.

You guys gave up 3 goals in like 2 mins. When they wanted to play you guys didn't stand a chance.

Trollololol.

3 goals in 11 minutes. After being up 4-1 the whole team stopped playing offense and coasted thinking it was over. Sheeeit happens doe.

Next year we'll make it to the ECF (I'll bump this post srs)

[thegenerel]

Bruce Arthur ********@bruce_arthur 2h

@DarrenDreger true. But unless you find out he's going, gotta keep him. There's no one else like him. I say start the Letang for Price bus

[FourKicks]

Campbell played his last shift with a broken leg, will be out remainder of playoffs.

[its50]

http://www.battleofcali.com/2013/6/5...burgh-penguins




not even Luongo was pounced on that much. still lol'd

[TheStigIsBig]

3 goals in 11 minutes. After being up 4-1 the whole team stopped playing offense and coasted thinking it was over. Sheeeit happens doe.

Next year we'll make it to the ECF (I'll bump this post srs)

I will rep bet this any day of the ****ing week.

In before you guys miss the playoffs.

[ScrillaVilla]

I will rep bet this any day of the ****ing week.

In before you guys miss the playoffs.

Hey bro this isn't the Montreal Canadiens, we ain't bout dat lyfe.

[Jnnyblkbrd]

06/24/2006 - Boston Bruins traded Andrew Raycroft to the Toronto Maple Leafs for Tuukka Rask.

Best player the Leafs have drafted in a while.

[Jaroctor]

Bruce Arthur ********@bruce_arthur 2h

@DarrenDreger true. But unless you find out he's going, gotta keep him. There's no one else like him. I say start the Letang for Price bus

Letang for Price? Why would the habs do that?

[BenadrylBandit]

Kings win tonight 3-2

[ScrillaVilla]

Bruce Arthur ********@bruce_arthur 2h

@DarrenDreger true. But unless you find out he's going, gotta keep him. There's no one else like him. I say start the Letang for Price bus

Price has been sheeit as of late, Fleury 2.0. Trading Letang for him would be retarded lmao

[EastCoastNiner]

Oh, lawwwwwwwddd.

The crazies are starting to call into 98.5 with some outrageous ideas.

"Hey, I think the Bruins could make a great move after the playoffs by re-signing Rask and trading him and Seguin to Edmonton for Taylor Hall".


Da fuk? I don't doubt that Hall has more value than Seguin, but Rask sure as hell isn't the difference.

[mgftp]

Oh, lawwwwwwwddd.

The crazies are starting to call into 98.5 with some outrageous ideas.

"Hey, I think the Bruins could make a great move after the playoffs by re-signing Rask and trading him and Seguin to Edmonton for Taylor Hall".


Da fuk? I don't doubt that Hall has more value than Seguin, but Rask sure as hell isn't the difference.

If Raask keeps playing like he is now signing him to the short deal will be in hindsight the worst deal the Bruins have made in awhile. His price is rising very quickly. I bet they are really wishing they had locked him up long term at this point.

[thegenerel]

Letang for Price? Why would the habs do that?

Price has been sheeit as of late, Fleury 2.0. Trading Letang for him would be retarded lmao

do the Habs not want to get better?

Oh, lawwwwwwwddd.

The crazies are starting to call into 98.5 with some outrageous ideas.

"Hey, I think the Bruins could make a great move after the playoffs by re-signing Rask and trading him and Seguin to Edmonton for Taylor Hall".


Da fuk? I don't doubt that Hall has more value than Seguin, but Rask sure as hell isn't the difference.

oh its full retard here. Im over all this, unless a miracle happens just wake me up for free agency.

so much trade Malkin or Letang talk. fire Bylsma, fire Shero, clean house, dump everyone minus Sid.


people are crying about last night, but when you show up for G 1+2 and win at home like the #1 seed should, then they can afford to lose a 2-1 game in OT. really tough to make their first appearance in Game 3 of 7.

I cannot believe how quickly people are melting down and ready to jump off a bridge. We have zero control over the outcome, why do people derive their self worth from sports?

brb live in a trailer, but Saban is the best coach in da NC-A-A. Roll Tide!

[Dang3rZone]

Letang for Price? Why would the habs do that?

Pretty simple really. Luuuu is going back home.

[ScrillaVilla]

Oh lawd bench brawls!

[EastCoastNiner]

do the Habs not want to get better?



oh its full retard here. Im over all this, unless a miracle happens just wake me up for free agency.

so much trade Malkin or Letang talk. fire Bylsma, fire Shero, clean house, dump everyone minus Sid.


people are crying about last night, but when you show up for G 1+2 and win at home like the #1 seed should, then they can afford to lose a 2-1 game in OT. really tough to make their first appearance in Game 3 of 7.

I cannot believe how quickly people are melting down and ready to jump off a bridge. We have zero control over the outcome, why do people derive their self worth from sports?

brb live in a trailer, but Saban is the best coach in da NC-A-A. Roll Tide!

Personally, I've never been a big fan of Bylsma, and it seems like a lot of Penguins fans don't like him much either.

I would not trade Malkin unless he makes it obvious he doesn't want to stay.


Let's say Malkin wants to test the market, but is willing to sign an extension if he were to be traded. Would you take these deals, if they were offered for Malkin:

Duchene
Landeskog
COL 1st overall

RNH
Yakupov
EDM 6th overall

Price
Subban
Pacioretty

Kane
Bogosian
WPG 13th overall

[BenadrylBandit]

do the Habs not want to get better?



oh its full retard here. Im over all this, unless a miracle happens just wake me up for free agency.

so much trade Malkin or Letang talk. fire Bylsma, fire Shero, clean house, dump everyone minus Sid.


people are crying about last night, but when you show up for G 1+2 and win at home like the #1 seed should, then they can afford to lose a 2-1 game in OT. really tough to make their first appearance in Game 3 of 7.

I cannot believe how quickly people are melting down and ready to jump off a bridge. We have zero control over the outcome, why do people derive their self worth from sports?

brb live in a trailer, but Saban is the best coach in da NC-A-A. Roll Tide!

Because a majority of sports fans are ****ing bipolar idiots. Brb before playoffs Pens are the best were winning the cup

Now that they're about to get KOd: fire whoever, trade your best players, rebuild

Happens in all cities I wish there was a way to silence them I hear it everyday with the Phillies, brb fire sale when losing, but now that they're stringing some wins together everyone's all Jolly

[VTheKing]

If Raask keeps playing like he is now signing him to the short deal will be in hindsight the worst deal the Bruins have made in awhile. His price is rising very quickly. I bet they are really wishing they had locked him up long term at this point.

prolly should've tried to sign Rask to the same deal as Schneider (4x3) at the time. Even then I thought it was a bad deal because it took him straight to UFA