Well, i guess that's that.
Life pretty much over....still can't believe this just happened...i'm still shaking..feel sick, scared, tight.
Got back from leg day and my parents had gone out..have been on no fap for 1 week, so decided to treat myself to a post leg session fap treat.
Jumped into bed and assumed my fave fap position
edged for about 1.5 hours, then unleashed hell..seriously think i lost 5lb of gains from that one goo fountain...my penor felt like it had gone 10 rounds with mike tyson, and i just lay there in a scene of total devastation.....
I felt, weak...the combination of leg day and jizz day made me feel very sleepy, and I slowly started to drift off...I tried to fight it because I knew i had to clean up etc...but it was useless, so i gave in and drifted off...BIG FACKING MISTAKE!!!!...bout 10 mins later I heard the front door close...I tried to move but couldn't then panicked as I felt the familiar feeling of SLEEP PARALYSIS setting in.. FUUUAAARRRKKKKKKK.....I could hear footsteps coming up the stairs, i couldn't move what so ever...tried to wiggle my fingers and toes to snap me out of it, but nothing happened...my mom came to the door and shouted my name....tried to answer but all i could muster up was an inaudible gurgling sound...the door started to open...I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT WAS HAPPENEING!!!!! the worst is yet to come!!!!!!!!!!! I was trying so hard to move and cover up my mess and shrivelled penor...i strained too hard and did poo...shot out like warm porridge onto my blanket....mom peeked around the door at me....
she screamed and ran downstairs....2 mins later i snapped out of SLEEP PARALYSIS....climbed out my window..currently miscing from my shed....HOW CAN I EVER GO BACK????
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06-01-2013, 02:38 PM #1
SLEEP PARALYSIS just ruined my LIFE!!!!!!! SRS ((MSPAINT)) ((PICS)) ((DAFUK?))
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06-01-2013, 02:38 PM #2Registered User
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what the hell is going on in here
laughing so hard right now.... this can't be real
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06-01-2013, 02:39 PM #3Live Laugh Love
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You wonk m8
Don't be so quick to throw away your life. No matter how disgraceful or embarrassing it may be, you need to keep struggling to find your way out until the very end.
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06-01-2013, 02:39 PM #4ESTEBAN WAS EATEN
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this happened
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06-01-2013, 02:40 PM #5Lets Go Brandon!
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It happens to us all OP stop acting like a special case.
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06-01-2013, 02:40 PM #6Registered User
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lol
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06-01-2013, 02:40 PM #7Mr. Steal Your Thread
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u wot m2(2^2)?
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06-01-2013, 02:40 PM #8
LMAO 10/10 story would read again
and GTFO Derpina
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06-01-2013, 02:40 PM #9Registered User
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Basically a troll thread with MS paint thrown in for reps. Kind of like something you would do. Negged.Originally Posted by Derp1na
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06-01-2013, 02:42 PM #10Fuq bishes get munny
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lol'd srs
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06-01-2013, 02:42 PM #11Registered User
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Would rep if could.
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06-01-2013, 02:42 PM #12At least the troll provided a funny thread unlike youOriginally Posted by Valeurvaleur
negged.
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06-01-2013, 02:42 PM #13STEELERS!
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STRONG pictures OP
lol'd so hard."When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful"
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06-01-2013, 02:43 PM #1417 y/o Quality Poster.
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Honestly Derpina, do you even life? holy **** you're everywhere.Originally Posted by Derp1na
No Fap 10/8/12
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06-01-2013, 02:44 PM #15Banned
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Mirin drawings
Solve sleep paralysis by not sleeping on your back by the way
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06-01-2013, 02:44 PM #16Registered User
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I love these ms paint picture threads lol
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06-01-2013, 02:44 PM #17Registered User
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havent seen a thread like this for a long time , repped
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06-01-2013, 02:46 PM #18¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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pic of bed
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06-01-2013, 02:46 PM #19Message Board King
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lolf
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06-01-2013, 02:47 PM #20Registered User
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Wot is happening..... Oh my......
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06-01-2013, 02:48 PM #21Certified Autistic
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omg lol
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06-01-2013, 02:48 PM #22Registered User
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u wot m8? aren't you on spread, fatso?Originally Posted by DjShaun
why you WKing derpina, man? that's just bad form.
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06-01-2013, 02:48 PM #23Registered User
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lol, classic thread potential.
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06-01-2013, 02:48 PM #24Arsenal/Rams Fan
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This is why I love the misc.
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06-01-2013, 02:49 PM #25uhh yeah ok
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this happends to the best of us
wait wut?Cardio kills gains.
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06-01-2013, 02:49 PM #26the kid with the fat knob
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malodrax is that you brah
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06-01-2013, 02:50 PM #27Quitting is not an option
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in.
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06-01-2013, 02:50 PM #28Leangains Brah'
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Reps for life, LOL...
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06-01-2013, 02:51 PM #29☜☠☞
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nothing funny reallyOriginally Posted by DjShaun
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06-01-2013, 02:52 PM #30Registered User
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wut
I like the tuna here.
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