because the righteous need to take pity on the poor and meek hearted
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05-30-2013, 10:26 AM #241
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05-30-2013, 10:27 AM #244
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.
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05-30-2013, 10:28 AM #245
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05-30-2013, 10:28 AM #246
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05-30-2013, 10:28 AM #247
Is it possible to trade in the mod rep for 10 pictures of VAPump?
"What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat sh*t and die."
- Hunter S. Thompson
Fall Asleep Dreaming About VAPump Crew.
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05-30-2013, 10:29 AM #248
- Join Date: Feb 2011
- Location: Melbourne, State / Province, Australia
- Age: 33
- Posts: 2,573
- Rep Power: 5561
I helped this cat out:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1079876111
That is all.
Nice gesture btw.Last edited by R3VIT; 05-30-2013 at 10:36 AM.
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05-30-2013, 10:29 AM #249
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05-30-2013, 10:30 AM #252
I deserve to win this mod rep because I am a hard worker, I am determined, and I have the ability to follow through with the education needed to achieve the goals in my life. I am passionate, driven, and have very high expectations which makes me an excellent candidate for this mod rep. I have faith and believe in myself that I will follow through and obtain the quality education that I am striving for. With the help of this mod rep, I will be able to fund and help further my education enabling me to focus on studying.
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05-30-2013, 10:30 AM #253
- Join Date: Apr 2012
- Location: New Jersey, United States
- Age: 32
- Posts: 710
- Rep Power: 2281
Well I think I should be nominated the mod reps because I want to give world peace. Lol, I'm sorry I just had to try and make it a pageant but I'm IN for mod reps I mean always learning and even teaching some people new tips and tricks.
PR's
Snatch - 232
C&J - 275
Bench - 275x1
Squat - 415x1
DL - 425x1
OHP - 180x1
FS- 325x1
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05-30-2013, 10:30 AM #254
Because this morning I woke up to a faint whining sound and got up to investigate. It took me a few minutes of wandering around outside but I finally located the sound. Last night in the rain a family of baby kittens must have gotten washed into the drain on the street, and the mother was sitting there in distress trying to get to them. So I lifted the gate and rescued every last one of them and they're all gonna be OK.
As I was walking back to my house I noticed my neighbors child wandering dangerously close to the street and a bus was coming by. Then all of the sudden he booked it onto the street. I ran as fast as I could and dove to get him out of the way and saved his life, but unfortunately lost my right leg in the process.
My neighbor called the ambulance and I was rushed to the hospital where I was stitched up and in a cab back home by 10:30.
On my way out of the hospital an old lady was having troubles getting up the stairs (not gonna take the elevator with one leg, I won't let a silly injury stop me), so I went to the bottom and hopped up with her, 15 flights of stairs. I was tired, but I got her there safe and sound. Apparently she had no family left and offered to put me in her will which would have left me with well over 20 million dollars when she passed, but I insisted she donate her money to charity instead.
So I hopped back down the 15 flights of stairs and instead of calling for a cab with dice in the mirror I decided to hop back home, (had yet to do my cardio for the day).
On my way back home I decided I'd better lift so I stopped by my gym and did lower body. Was hard adjusting to the lack of a leg but you can do anything if you put your mind to it. I still managed 5x10 @ 405 lbs for squats, and a 5x10 495 lbs. dead lift. Needless to say I was a little disappointed my lifts had suffered so much, but I'll get back to form soon enough, just the loss of a leg was holding me back (or at least thats what I'm telling myself, it's probably because I missed a meal last week).
I left the gym but had no money in my pocket so couldn't get any much needed protein into my system. I didn't know what to do...
I'd heard of people "trading up", so I was hopping along and a 9.5/10 noticed me and said I looked joocy, she gave me her number. But I didn't care about that, I needed a trinket. I asked her if she had a pen or something, anything small, and sure enough she did! My day was just getting better. I took her pen and hopped off.
Within the next 8 minutes I traded the pen in for a stove, the stove in for an engine block, the engine block in for a tree house, the tree house in for a Prius, and the Prius in for $27,000 cash.
So I headed to Mac's milk and got 1L of chocolate milk.
But I still had $26,998.27 cents left and no idea what to do with it. As I hopped home I noticed a homeless man on the street, he looked like hed really just been kicked in the ta-tas by life, so I decided to put the extra money to good use. We went shopping for new clothes, headed to the employment center where we worked on a resume, and got him signed up for a room in a nearby apartment building. Within 27 minutes we were finished and he was now employed and ready to take life by the horns. I told him the rest of the money was his IF he could prove he would stay on track. I will be checking in on him monthly for the next 2 years. If he continues to improve I will give him additional funds monthly.
It was now 11:41 and I really had to get home to let my dogs out. The poor things. I took a little more of the leftover money and asked a kid riding a long board if I could buy it off him as I was in a rush home. He happily obliged, people are so nice around here. So I skateboarded the rest of the way home.
Was home by 11:42, let my dogs out then had a shower and made myself a Tea.
Did some repairs on the house, worked on my car, etc. nothing exciting.
Then decided I'd check out the misc., where I saw this thread. Wasn't much for a special day and I understand if you don't want to rep me, but no one in here is really saying what they did today, so I figured I'd give you the run down, maybe you might see something in my daily happenings that you could relate to, that may warrant a rep. If not, no hard feelings bro. I'm sure you'll choose the right guy.
Anyway I'm off now, gotta go volunteer at the old folks home, then off to the homeless shelter.
BTW: Go Redwings, Badgers, and Packers!
And I can just tell because you seem pretty ****ing awesome, you must be a Phoenix brah? AZ? If so, me too. We should meet up for beers sometime.
Cya guys.
edit: all that typing and i see it says sub 2k.. well now I feel silly.Last edited by Benny_Lava; 05-30-2013 at 10:38 AM.
My loony bun is fine
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05-30-2013, 10:32 AM #255
Because i never go full burlap brah
"Fearless, flawless, De Beers in my b!tch ears. N!ggas stuck in they yester years, I'm buyin beers, cheers" - Willie The Kid
"Poison. He got shot at the chinese spot, now he leakin Hoisin" - Willie The Kid
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**Misc Cologne Crew**
**Pygophiliac Crew**
♡Jessica Kylie/Claudia Nelson/Lolo Doom/Jilly Anais/Yodit Yemane are Perfection Crew
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05-30-2013, 10:33 AM #256
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05-30-2013, 10:35 AM #257
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05-30-2013, 10:36 AM #258
i got mod negged by TP for posting a pic of myself doing the zyzz pose, it was meant to be for the entertainment of misc but mods found it to be embarrassing. i immediately removed the pic, but i made another thread about the unfair mod neg and lbm negged me for making a thread about it.
inb4 cool story, i deserve to be mod repped than anyone else ITT, i went from -1m to -330k in the red. shows you how much of a quality poster i am
u mad mods?
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05-30-2013, 10:38 AM #259
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05-30-2013, 10:38 AM #260
For what it's worth, I made a transformation from 230 pounds at 35%ish body fat to a current 170 pounds at 14%. Im almost at my long term goal of 10% i initally set out for. I also post around in other forums giving advice and tips based off of information from stickies.
**Powerlifting**
242 LB Class tryin be 220
Current Lifts: 560 Squat /385 Bench/700 Deadlift (straps)
Current Goals: 600 Squat /400 Bench/700 Deadlift (nostraps)
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05-30-2013, 10:39 AM #261
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05-30-2013, 10:40 AM #265
- Join Date: Jul 2012
- Location: Wallis And Futuna Islands
- Posts: 3,465
- Rep Power: 0
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05-30-2013, 10:41 AM #266
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05-30-2013, 10:43 AM #268
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05-30-2013, 10:43 AM #269
I've managed to open the eyes from a annonymus user and from now on he sees the world different.. he sent me a "thank you for opening my eyes "reply
BTW: I get negged for every controversial (non hate) opinion I state..doesn't matter if politics/philsophy/modern society neg neg neg neg and due to being red --> neg neg neg and somehow my opinion is invalid
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05-30-2013, 10:43 AM #270
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