If you went back to your 30year old self & had 30 seconds to say something....

[bluejay83]

...what would you tell yourself?





brb I'm 30 in a few weeks
brb want insight

[debandmikeb]

I'd say "Put down that (insert bad food here) and get your fat asz to the gym. If you start now, the next 36 years is gonna be alot easier.

Mike

[Whiskeyjack]

- Spend more time with your parents
- Put more money aside
- Don't be dismissive when others have ideas
- STFU
- Be honest with those that love you, even if you have doubts
- Keep working out

[-=FLEX=-]

brb we get this thread weekly if not more often so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on his head

[Jtbny]

- Spend more time with your parents
- Put more money aside
- Don't be dismissive when others have ideas
- STFU
- Be honest with those that love you, even if you have doubts
- Keep working out

This about sums it up for me...I can't think of anything else. I'm too mesmerized by the bunny wearing a pancake.

[djflex]

-buy microsoft shares
- do not marry first wife

[bluejay83]

brb we get this thread weekly if not more often so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on his head

looks delicious



































and i'm not talking about the pancake

[bobbydigitaloa]

Stop drinking that, Dad I love you and this life is not a race! Forgive yourself and forgive others...it makes life a lot easier. Smile more...

[thomashenry]

Buy 10000 Shares of Apple !, No New Taxes ? WTF is he talking about, Hang onto House in Huntington Beach @ 265K, 2 Miles form the Beach, Ask that Brunette @ Nieman Marcus in Fashion Island out for dinner, & A Face to Face Conversation with my Mom {Home In Heaven Now}

[paolo59]

Hey stupid; marry that young Federal Prosecutor whose widowed mother owns 2.7 million dollars worth of property on South Padre Island! So she's 8 years older than you are? What's the big deal? What do you have...*%&^ for brains!?

[bluejay83]

Stop drinking that, Dad I love you and this life is not a race! Forgive yourself and forgive others...it makes life a lot easier. Smile more...

nice responses thus far

[GuyJin]

What WhiskeyJack said.

And yes, the bunny is kind of cute, too.

[Wyomann]

Hey stupid; marry that young Federal Prosecutor whose widowed mother owns 2.7 million dollars worth of property on South Padre Island! So she's 8 years older than you are? What's the big deal? What do you have...*%&^ for brains!?

lulz

[mikieson]

you already f&*(ed up..just deal with it..thats pretty much it..

[somedude999]

Why bother? It's not like I would've listened anyway.

[MiamiSpartan]

Buy 10000 Shares of Apple !, No New Taxes ? WTF is he talking about, Hang onto House in Huntington Beach @ 265K, 2 Miles form the Beach, Ask that Brunette @ Nieman Marcus in Fashion Island out for dinner, & A Face to Face Conversation with my Mom {Home In Heaven Now}

OK...which brunette at NM at Fashion Island?? I might know her..!!
28 year NM employee here...!!!!

[BlackSwan88]

Yes, girls will like you if you have $ and spend it on them. But if you spend more time in the gym and less at the strip joints, you'd meet a much higher class of Ladies.

Don't go home with any girl named Molly, Anita, Adele, Sarah, and especially not Kelly. Do go home with Gisel and Lisa.

Go to Angles City and LOS, but realize you will be screwed for the rest of your life whenever you compare Western Women to the LBFM.

Take the tour in the UK, Germany, Canada and NZ, but not Okinawa.

Do continue to invest in the market no matter what happens, because you are in for some really wild rides (2000 and 2008). But it works out if you stay the course.

Cherish your buddy Al, as you will lose him in Iraq. You will see him on Saturday and he will be dead on Monday. Look in on his family often, that's what we do for our fallen warriors, he'd do that for you.

Tell your Mother and Father you love them as both will pass quickly before you have a chance to tell them how much they mean to you.


That's about it...and for God shake stay away from Kelly!

[SleeperService]

"Make sure you patent that bunny with the pancake on its head picture".

[BalhamBeast]

Stop eating grains, especially wheat and don't bang that 19 year old when you turn 36 because nothing good will come of it.

[DerAlta]

quit drinking.
get to the gym.
Go fishing with your wife.

[NorwichGrad]

- Spend more time with your parents
- Put more money aside
- Don't be dismissive when others have ideas
- STFU
- Be honest with those that love you, even if you have doubts
- Keep working out

This x 100! ^^

I would also add:

Get to know your girlfriend's mother to see if the mom is normal. Cuz if you get married, you could have a psychotic mother-in-law..

[mslman71]

[to] always use the search feature before asking a question; to see if it's already been asked and answered.

[litljay]

You didn't make a mistake marrying her...she's awesome.

Keep working your ass off. It pays off.

Kids are going to keep you away from the gym for a few years (7). Try not to let that happen.

[-=FLEX=-]

don't bang that 19 year old when you turn 36 because nothing good will come of it.

[phikappa]

"Stay out of the O35 until it's time"

[jackleballs]

I would say "Dump that bitch!"

[sakoy]

[QUOTE=bluejay83;1079522751]...what would you tell yourself?


CALM DOWN
Save more money
Don't stop training

[sy2502]

"Get off the cardio bunny hamster wheel and start lifting".

"You'll get that job. Eventually."

"Life is full of $hit sandwiches, start developing a taste for them".

"All those guys hitting on you? Enjoy it now, because it won't last forever".

[lolakitten]

brb we get this thread weekly if not more often so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on his head

LMAO!!! I'll let you explain to my boss why I'm giggling :P

[GROSO]

OP If this is for you and not for me, Id tell myself that the war ended.